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Vapewizard said:
Tbh I can believe that a kiwi was the one who called because that sort of stuff still happens despite the rules, like how in the yandere dev thread you had one guy openly admitting he broke into alex's email account and vandalized the yandere sim reddit.

That being said they shouldn't be surprised that people were concerned after having a ranch member publically admitting to finding frozen eggs and bonnie deleting his alpaca clown car shed video which seems like a strange thing to do if it wasn't incriminating.
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I agree with the rest of thread that it was probably them if the guy showed up conveniently when the media was there however I also don't doubt that they're on a watch list and the local law, and the locals, are collecting as much evidence as they can to try and push them out of the area. If you don't blend in with locals they will eventually get to the point that they'll do everything they can to make your life hell, given the unitroons are already fairly paranoid it'll be interesting.

IMO. Giving the dead chickens to the wolf sanctuary might actually be working against them. I doubt the people running it care that it's a troon pet project but they clearly have some love for animals. If they're constantly getting chickens that have clearly died of malnutiturion, exposure, or anything other than being mauled by animals - and even then, constantly being gifted mauled chickens by someone is a sign they just don't care about their livestock- the tranch is providing evidence to someone of their own free will that can be used against them if the wolf people felt like it. A chicken is still a living thing and I doubt someone running an animal sanctuary is too keen on watching them constantly being killed in horrible ways by the absolute idiots that are their neighbors.
 
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remiem said:
I agree with the rest of thread that it was probably them if the guy showed up conveniently when the media was there however I also don't doubt that they're on a watch list and the local law, and the locals, are collecting as much evidence as they can to try and push them out of the area. If you don't blend in with locals they will eventually get to the point that they'll do everything they can to make your life hell, given the unitroons are already fairly paranoid it'll be interesting.

IMO. Giving the dead chickens to the wolf sanctuary might actually be working against them. I doubt the people running it care that it's a troon pet project but they clearly have some love for animals. If they're constantly getting chickens that have clearly died of malnutiturion, exposure, or anything other than being mauled by animals - and even then, constantly being gifted mauled chickens by someone is a sign they just don't care about their livestock- the tranch is providing evidence to someone of their own free will that can be used against them if the wolf people felt like it. A chicken is still a living thing and I doubt someone running an animal sanctuary is too keen on watching them constantly being killed in horrible ways by the absolute idiots that are their neighbors.
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Yeah, funny thing about chickens. They're known for pecking each other to death at the sight of blood and once this starts, it's extremely hard to stop it amongst the rest of the flock without doing some hard work. And if there's too many within a confined space, they'll also attack each other.
 
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Cerabella said:
It's gonna be good :story:

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If they name drop kiwi farms on the news I’m gonna’ fucking laugh myself into an early grave.


On pennys “can confirm, Neonazis biggest priority is harassing trans women”

so that’s obviously a lie but if it is true then you gotta think, “why in less than 5 years do neo nazis hate us more thank Jews,black,Arabs and gays?”

that’s how unlikeable trannies are Penny. It’s quite special that you generate so much ill will in such a short amount of time.
 
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Karen™ said:
Late, but my favorite part is that the tweezers are still sealed in their packaging.
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It's like he knows that no female on earth has eyebrows like his, but in true Kev style, just bought the tweezers and called it a day.

He likely needs someone to tweet some porn in which a woman squeals like an anime girl at the pain of getting her brows done to motivate him to take the next step.
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The cheapest tweezers possible, no less. Brows like his need nothing less than Tweezerman (oh sorry, Tweezerwoman) but I guess it doesn't really matter if he's never going to bother taking them out of the fucking package.
 
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While we're all waiting for the news report to drop, I happened to just stumble upon this right now.
I just can't even.

Ladies, gentlemen, and am holes watching.
I present Penny's theme song:
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Karen™ said:
He likely needs someone to tweet some porn in which a woman squeals like an anime girl at the pain of getting her brows done to motivate him to take the next step.
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Let's Find Out! said:
The cheapest tweezers possible, no less. Brows like his need nothing less than Tweezerman (oh sorry, Tweezerwoman) but I guess it doesn't really matter if he's never going to bother taking them out of the fucking package.
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Kevvie will never tweeze those brows. The discomfort of mild pain from yanking little hairs directly out of one’s face - a common pastime for women everywhere - is beyond what he can stand.

It’s a tired point but I return to it over and over again: Why make such an unholy fuss about your ability to “pass” as a woman if you’re not going to put in the fucking work? This shit takes effort, son.

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This guy should be thrown overboard at sea
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Come now, the sea has done nothing to deserve that. Yeet him directly into the sun
 
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Treasure Champs said:
I mean, we COULD. We just don't, because our raison d'etre is to point and laugh on the internet, not run around like... well, as the rules say, like an autistic illuminati.

Troons in particular tend to think that we are obsessed with them and somehow take secret oaths to ruin their lives, because when you have a full cluster B bingo card the whole world is super invested in YOU YOU YOU and plots your demise 24/7. The reality is that it's just Jimmy from marketing logging in during his break to shake his head and chuckle at the latest antics of the danger-haired castrati, which they voluntarily plaster all over the internet for our amusement.
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I've always loved the image people have of KF being the flaming Eye of Sauron gazing unto them, sending our Doxing Ring Wraiths to torment them. When in actuality we are more like Samwise in the sense we just want to cultivate our little cringe garden and enjoy our harvest in peace.
 
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flight of ideas said:
Kevvie will never tweeze those brows. The discomfort of mild pain from yanking little hairs directly out of one’s face - a common pastime for women everywhere - is beyond what he can stand.
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Oh man, wait until he finds out that before COVID some women actually went into salons and asked some lady to wax their eyebrows. Much easier than the tedious act of pulling out eyebrow hairs one by one, but it doesn't feel very nice.
 
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AlexaAutismo said:
While we're all waiting for the news report to drop, I happened to just stumble upon this right now.
I just can't even.

Ladies, gentlemen, and am holes watching.
I present Penny's theme song:
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Dissonant harmony and atonal honking.
And the backing track's pretty bad too!

The fact that people like this is proof that the West is on the decline.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Dissonant harmony and atonal honking.
And the backing track's pretty bad too!

The fact that people like this is proof that the West is on the decline.
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Not to mention the word salad lyrics that these morons pretend to understand It makes no actual sense, but they say it's deep and they get it perfectly. Rick and Morty for troons? Hmm...
 
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