Tabletop Roleplaying Games (D&D, Pathfinder, CoC, ETC.)

My elves are a bit bog-standard with my own twists. All originate from high elves, who were humans uplifted into the priestly caste of the dragon-ruled precursor civilization, with their modern counterparts originating from how they approached the collapse of these civilizations.

Modern high elves were typically those serving metallic dragons, who usually accompanied their masters in their journey into seclusion or stayed behind to try to preserve society for the sake of the humans and demi-humans now struggling to establish their own civilizations. These societies were eventually conquered by a dracolich’s empire, and most high elves that still survive on the continent 2000 years later, after the defeat of said empire and the fracturing of the continent into a strenuous peace between three countries, live semi-segregated urban lives. They tend to grumble about the current strife their ancestors were unable to prevent, but still support the human civilizations in hopes that their distant kin will be able to one day return to the continent’s past glory.

Wood elves were those elves that saw the rot and decay of the chromatic dragon’s civilizations and decided to break away from society altogether. They’ve become effectively Amish, wary of high technology and trying to devote their lives to the survival of their community above all else (a monumental task when you can live for millennia.) Like the real-world Amish, some are beginning to try reaching out to greater civilization and learning to create some of the technology their modern world has, even if it is only clock-punk at best.

As for the dark elves, they are the descendants of the priestly and ruling castes of the Dracolich Empire I talked about previously. Having stayed alongside their master until he was sealed away, they fled underground to a massive interconnected complex of bunkers, where a combination of inbreeding, cloning, and low-light conditions slowly turned what was once a rabble of humans and high elves into the modern Dark Elf. With pale skin and pale eyes, they have utilized the massive amounts of high-tier magitech in their bunkers to infiltrate human societies and work to rot them internally until the day they can find a new host for their master and restore their old empire.
 
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So this new DnD series just came out. Playing with Muppets acting it out. Twitter is freaking out over the muppet on the bottom of the picture ample assets.

But the Muppets are designed by the people playing them. The person playing Her is a black woman.

This is also sponsored by WOTC.
The Band of Puppets and the Feltery of Doom, featuring the Massive Muppet Milkers of Miasha. Oh, yeah, and these other assholes.
 
if I learned anything over the years nothing beats women going all in with lewd in a way no man can compete.
that's why I found the "dat's sexist!" and "proper representation" wailing hilariously ironic.
I found that out when I once had a female player who wanted to rape everything in sight with her female rogue.

The Band of Puppets and the Feltery of Doom, featuring the Massive Muppet Milkers of Miasha. Oh, yeah, and these other assholes.
If a fish woman in Endless Space can have massive breasts why not a muppet?
 
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GURPS Furries exists...They want $8 for a pdf that's less than 40 pages. Before you ask, yes it's bad but I don't see anything about furry sex like you would see in an Otherverse pdf.

The fact that GURPS still exists at all is a shock to me.

I know there was that ill-fated attempt at a new version of Dungeon Fantasy a few years ago and Steve Jackson finally got to bring back The Fantasy Trip, but are they making new GURPS supplements again?
 
The fact that GURPS still exists at all is a shock to me.

I know there was that ill-fated attempt at a new version of Dungeon Fantasy a few years ago and Steve Jackson finally got to bring back The Fantasy Trip, but are they making new GURPS supplements again?
This is more of a 3rd party supplement it seems. Doesn't even have a cover. It would be a decent supplement for a space adventure, but that's about it. It is promoted on the GURPS website though.

GURPS is still a thing, but their books are out of print, they do have print on demand it seems. They also still update their site, just not the look of it.
 
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So this new DnD series just came out. Playing with Muppets acting it out. Twitter is freaking out over the muppet on the bottom of the picture ample assets.

But the Muppets are designed by the people playing them. The person playing Her is a black woman.

This is also sponsored by WOTC.
  • "She's a big dragonborn bitch"
  • The character's name is "Areola Borealis"

...how much of a suck-ass do you have to be to not laugh at that?
 
  • "She's a big dragonborn bitch"
  • The character's name is "Areola Borealis"

...how much of a suck-ass do you have to be to not laugh at that?
Hahaha! Man, what the fuck? Purest example of normies playing D&D, but what the hell, right? At least it's funny, and if they're going for a comedy deal like Harmon Quest did it's definitely appropriate. Don't know if I'll actually watch it, but I never got into Muppets much anyway.
 
Big dragonborn bitch with big tiddies
Dwarf pirate with an axe hand
Dickass Kuo-Toa rogue that gets naked and stabs things with edgy descriptions
Wizard that beats small woodland creatures to death with her staff
I find these characters indistinguishable from the characters my group makes.
Probably the most authentic characters media has ever put out.
 
One of the things which strikes me is how often people demands their pc be really good looking or at least striking/distinctive unless you're deliberatly playing an uggo. Despite the increased fixation on 'diversity' the truth most people tend to want to play an character who is awesome not some homely tumblr chick. Someone wants massive tits? Go nuts, as long as I don't have to run the sex.
 
Big dragonborn bitch with big tiddies
Dwarf pirate with an axe hand
Dickass Kuo-Toa rogue that gets naked and stabs things with edgy descriptions
Wizard that beats small woodland creatures to death with her staff
I find these characters indistinguishable from the characters my group makes.
Sounds like the last four groups I was in. Akso, I don't beat woodland animals to death....I use them for contagion spells if children aren't around.
 
One of the things which strikes me is how often people demands their pc be really good looking or at least striking/distinctive unless you're deliberatly playing an uggo. Despite the increased fixation on 'diversity' the truth most people tend to want to play an character who is awesome not some homely tumblr chick. Someone wants massive tits? Go nuts, as long as I don't have to run the sex.
This. A few buddies in the local community was discussing Malifaux's character designs and we got on the subject of their female models. One of the girls piped up, saying she wanted to be a hot chick in a game, not a short pudgy gal. We all agreed we wanted our characters to be sexier than us.
 
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