Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Uncle Warren said:
So like pic related, but with shit coming out his ass.
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Good God, he's gone from skeletal stickman to fucking lard boy. Use a fucking napkin.
Clotso Coof said:
Sounds like he just shit out all the food he had eaten before the 4 days of liquid diet.
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What is it with this man and shit? I get that he's gay and all but there is so much literal shit this man seems to be connected to. Do people find him attractive or something? Is it a fetish thing? Is that where his userbase is? I always thought mukbang was supposed to be similar to ASMR- relaxing escapism (I hate it but ymmv). I don't think watching a fat gay shitlord cry and eat and throw tantrums and not wipe his face is relaxing.
 
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RookTheFanatic said:
Good God, he's gone from skeletal stickman to fucking lard boy. Use a fucking napkin.

What is it with this man and shit? I get that he's gay and all but there is so much literal shit this man seems to be connected to. Do people find him attractive or something? Is it a fetish thing? Is that where his userbase is? I always thought mukbang was supposed to be similar to ASMR- relaxing escapism (I hate it but ymmv). I don't think watching a fat gay shitlord cry and eat and throw tantrums and not wipe his face is relaxing.
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"Do people find him attractive or something?"

Short answer is no normal living human being would be attracted to him unless he was giving them tons of money, with one exception: @escándalo / @Phalanx
 
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Samarye said:
Havnt seen this posted here yet. Its a youtube doc about nik and orlins relationship from when they were first together. Its a pretty good watch. You even get to see his adoptive father and sister.

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I never heard that clip of him playing the violin near the beginning of this video (at 3:37). I've only seen a couple of clips on his channel here and there (because I can't stand watching the fucker), and this wasn't one of them.

Escandalo was talking out of his ass when he commented on here that Nic wasn't a good violinist. He's a very talented violinist--listen to his phrasing, tone, intonation, command of the bow, and spiccato. It's beautiful, and very seasoned. No squeaky, out of tune, amateurish sound at all. When he eventually misses his violin and picks it up again, he's going to start bawling for real because he's going to sound horrible after being away from it for so long.

He could get back up to speed after practicing hard for a few months, but he doesn't have the stamina right now. I do hope he does go back to playing again, at least for fun, because it's a shame not to enjoy such talent. Some day he might wince at what degeneracy his life has devolved to, and want to find some beauty in it again.
 
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Im legit in my feels after that. All the puzzle pieces belongth to me for rn. I think its up there with the kobes doc tubes. Im glad i watched it.

Id still feel zero feels if they made one on jen tho.

Maybe nik will always be alone with only food. Maybe violin used to fill the space calories do now. Anyway.

Thx for also watching @vastlyamused

Im a mobile fag and been having trouble with my quotes. Sorry.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
So here’s one of Niks latest videos in which he (surprise surprise) is mildly inconvenienced so he has to yell about it and (surprise surprise) it’s a woman’s fault.
https://youtu.be/JQV69lPtGwc
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Oh my god he fucking jiggles when he rants in his car! His chinneck seems to be growing over his shirt too.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
So here’s one of Niks latest videos in which he (surprise surprise) is mildly inconvenienced so he has to yell about it and (surprise surprise) it’s a woman’s fault.
https://youtu.be/JQV69lPtGwc
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God I can't wait for the "WERE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!!!" video thats gonna pop up within a week with a thumbnail of them being faggots and kissing in a digusting way surrounded by the nastiest food imaginable.
Calling it right now.
 
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Big Meaty Claws said:
God I can't wait for the "WERE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!!!" video thats gonna pop up within a week with a thumbnail of them being faggots and kissing in a digusting way surrounded by the nastiest food imaginable.
Calling it right now.
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Disgusting homo-erotic shit is all he really knows how to do.

He's such an uber faggot. Fluttering his eyes and tapping shit like a maniac to get attention. He is so loud and obnoxious in that video I don't understand how he doesn't get slapped silly hundreds of times a day.
 
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Private Joker said:
Disgusting homo-erotic shit is all he really knows how to do.

He's such an uber faggot. Fluttering his eyes and tapping shit like a maniac to get attention. He is so loud and obnoxious in that video I don't understand how he doesn't get slapped silly hundreds of times a day.
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He has the most punchable face, like not even to A-log at all, but like every time i see him in a video acting like the biggest fucking faggot in the world, I want someone to just choke slam him and knock a couple punches into him.
 
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