Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

What I got from that post from his mom was dramatics. Yes, of course a little kid who is being excluded is going to have hurt feelings. But look at the way she writes about him, even as a child — “he LOVED a little girl to the moon and back, he was going to marry her” ... Okay well he was fucking 8. Yes, that post made me feel bad for CHILD Lucas, but it also made me wonder what he did for the girl to dislike him so much that she would invite everyone besides him to her party.

Look at Lucas now — he thinks women are commodities to be traded, that women owe him sex and worse, love and lifelong commitment, because he didn’t rape an unconscious girl at a party, or because he bought them food to cook in a toaster oven. He buys a male friend dinner and expects the friend to PROVIDE HIM WITH A WIFE in return. Somehow I don’t think he was that different as a child. I can very much see him telling that little girl “well I picked up your eraser when you dropped it, you have to kiss me or be my girlfriend now!!” And Lucas was big for his age, if I were his female classmate and he was obsessed with me to the point that he thought he was going to marry me, and I didn’t like him back, I would be afraid of him.

I feel slightly bad for kid Lucas because it would have hurt to be the only one not invited when he was so obsessively into that girl. But its not like letting him down easy would have gotten the point across and she didnt really do anything to hurt his feelings any more than was necessary. It would have hurt but hardly anything that should be considered as traumatic as it is to him

With how stupidly obsessive he gets he should be thankful none of the girls he's tried to swoop have ever decided to actually take advantage of him and be genuinely abusive towards him

Only thing i feel bad for him for is how he just takes it when he gets slapped around and is oblivious to whats really happening

 

[WonderWino]

He has approach women. Hasn't turned out well for him.

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What the hell did I just read

The fact he has to draw up plans to explain how to go up to a woman and say 'hi my name is x how are you' shows how batshit mental and incapable of rational thinking he truly is

He never did explain what the fuck he plans to say after his opening line, or how he will carry a conversation. He just demands they go to a restaurant with him, and then something something sex happens.

He's implied his next step is to simply latch on to the things they will supposedly say to him in their reply and he'll 'ask questions' about those things and then somehow this 'conversation' ends up leading to a date (by which he means she'll somehow become his girlfriend)

I feel slightly bad for kid Lucas because it would have hurt to be the only one not invited when he was so obsessively into that girl

That didn't happen for no reason. I suspect kid lucas was even less understanding of social cues and unacceptable behavior than adult lucas is. Whatever lucas did to provoke that kind of treatment he clearly deserved it

Only thing i feel bad for him for is how he just takes it when he gets slapped around and is oblivious to whats really happening

You shouldn't feel bad. Lets not forget that lucas is a predator who views people in terms of how they can be useful to him and has no problems manipulating, using and abusing people when it suits his purposes. He even admitted to doing such with his brother as a kid. I've yet to see a situation where lucas got slapped around where he didn't have it coming

Don't forget lucas wants people to feel sorry for him and tries to manipulate people into doing so

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

He has approach women. Hasn't turned out well for him.

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Scientist Lucas is on the case!

I’m sure these are just excerpts from his 2,000 page PhD thesis on age gap breeding.

Stage one - say ”Hello” to her.
Stage two - ???

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I feel slightly bad for kid Lucas because it would have hurt to be the only one not invited when he was so obsessively into that girl. But its not like letting him down easy would have gotten the point across and she didnt really do anything to hurt his feelings any more than was necessary. It would have hurt but hardly anything that should be considered as traumatic as it is to him

With how stupidly obsessive he gets he should be thankful none of the girls he's tried to swoop have ever decided to actually take advantage of him and be genuinely abusive towards him

Only thing i feel bad for him for is how he just takes it when he gets slapped around and is oblivious to whats really happening

"Just takes it when he gets slapped around"?

You should lurk moar. Check out the The Geekroom podcasts and the final Golden USB.

Lucas CAN defend himself, at least verbally.

He's stupid and illogical, but aggressive and quick to anger.

He deserves every bad outcome in his life.

A multitude of different voices have given him solid advice on how to better all the varying bad aspects of his life, even instructing him in terms of ways to get the women he seem so obsessed with.

Lucas rejected it all, out of hand.

How did he phrase it to Jacob? "I am who I say I am! I do what I want to do!" Practically frothing at the mouth. And this was his reaction to some very gentle prodding that he might not be going about his wishes in the best manner possible .

He's a bastard.

Edit:

One thing I've always wondered about "The voices on the Wind"; Lucas seemed apprehensive to discuss this with goldaor, as if he understood that it would make him look crazy.

But then he brings it up here in a comment discussion, as if he expects people to understand what he means.

We've never really gotten Lucas to expound on the idea of the voices he hears, what he sees as this concept of instructions which float in The Ether or the background that tell people how to behave, which they can choose to either follow or ignore.

Lucas doesn't seem to think that his mentioning this stuff is abnormal, he brings it up as if we should all know what he's talking about.

This is the surest and most repeated evidence of his mental illness ...he's literally delusional, and he's SO delusional that he doesn't realize that he has delusions.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

The Freak wants for other older men try out the "Hello Sweetheart...etc." on young women and to post their results. Looks like he wants to see if it works. Also, what's with his scrambled egg brain background rebounding.

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Holy shit, if I'm understanding this word salad correctly, he's really lost it with the schizophrenic delusion much worse than I had previously thought. I figured "background sarcasm", which Lucas has referred to a few times recently, was similar to the "background bigots", "voices on the wind", i.e. voices in Lucas' head saying things he doesn't like. Which seems to be the case, but it's worse than that. This post seems to say that he thinks other people can hear the voices too and can be influenced by them. That the reason a zoomer bae might ignore him is that she hears one of the voices say "Nah, he ain't lonely", but that his weird magic seduction phrases can nullify that, or something. Wild. Also extremely crazy that he will just nonchalantly refer to things like voices "in the background" and expect other people to 1. know what the fuck he's talking about and 2. believe his repeated denials of schizophrenia. I know that when he's been called out directly about hearing voices or being schizo he gets super angry and defensive. And yet he'll make a post like this. And he's so monumentally stupid that he doesn't realize that nobody else uses the phrase "background sarcasm" or anything equivalent. He seems to think everyone experiences this. I'll say it again, wild.

 

[NattyDaddy]

He has approach women. Hasn't turned out well for him.

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Uh oh I think he's hit a wall and climbed on over, this seems like the next level for him. I'd love to see what is going on in this scitzos brain, does it look like his notes or much much worse?

 

[themotherflippin480]

Scientist Lucas is on the case!

I’m sure these are just excerpts from his 2,000 page PhD thesis on age gap breeding.

Stage one - say ”Hello” to her.
Stage two - ???

Stage three -

Uh oh I think he's hit a wall and climbed on over, this seems like the next level for him. I'd love to see what is going on in this scitzos brain, does it look like his notes or much much worse?

Probs the latter

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

That didn't happen for no reason. I suspect kid lucas was even less understanding of social cues and unacceptable behavior than adult lucas is. Whatever lucas did to provoke that kind of treatment he clearly deserved it

You shouldn't feel bad. Lets not forget that lucas is a predator who views people in terms of how they can be useful to him and has no problems manipulating, using and abusing people when it suits his purposes. He even admitted to doing such with his brother as a kid. I've yet to see a situation where lucas got slapped around where he didn't have it coming

Don't forget lucas wants people to feel sorry for him and tries to manipulate people into doing so

Oh he wasn't even that horribly mistreated as a kid from the sounds of it. He didnt really give them any other option than to not invite him with how he must have been acting, he should have figured out what he was doing wrong from that though

I meant more that id feel bad for anyone else in his situation with getting slapped around and being mentally fucked up enough to just accept it the way he does.

"Just takes it when he gets slapped around"?

You should lurk moar. Check out the The Geekroom podcasts and the final Golden USB.

Lucas CAN defend himself, at least verbally.

He's stupid and illogical, but aggressive and quick to anger.

He deserves every bad outcome in his life.

A multitude of different voices have given him solid advice on how to better all the varying bad aspects of his life, even instructing him in terms of ways to get the women he seem so obsessed with.

Lucas rejected it all, out of hand.

How did he phrase it to Jacob? "I am who I say I am! I do what I want to do!" Practically frothing at the mouth. And this was his reaction to some very gentle prodding that he might not be going about his wishes in the best manner possible .

He's a bastard.

Edit:

One thing I've always wondered about "The voices on the Wind"; Lucas seemed apprehensive to discuss this with goldaor, as if he understood that it would make him look crazy.

But then he brings it up here in a comment discussion, as if he expects people to understand what he means.

We've never really gotten Lucas to expound on the idea of the voices he hears, what he sees as this concept of instructions which float in The Ether or the background that tell people how to behave, which they can choose to either follow or ignore.

Lucas doesn't seem to think that his mentioning this stuff is abnormal, he brings it up as if we should all know what he's talking about.

This is the surest and most repeated evidence of his mental illness ...he's literally delusional, and he's SO delusional that he doesn't realize that he has delusions.

I thought someone mentioned earlier in the thread there being a video of Isaac slapping Lucas and throwing a sandwich at him but i havent actually seen it.

 

[StraightShooter2]

How are mofos like this even able to exist? Is this a recent thing, or were madmen like this always able to walk around in broad daylight without getting kicked to the curb?

Shit like this, Russell Greer, Nathan Larson, and other stuff almost makes me sympathetic to eugenics.

 

[mothman96]

I thought someone mentioned earlier in the thread there being a video of Isaac slapping Lucas and throwing a sandwich at him but i havent actually seen it.

There is no video with Isaac slapping Lucas. There is a video where Lucas is going on with his usual insanity and then Isaac can be heard laughing in the background. Issac is bugging him and throws something at Lucas and Lucas throws a fit and that's it.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

He's eating big fat weiners for the third time in two days. God what a fatass. Guess he's ran out of ideas for hobo kitchen already. Someone ought to cut the cord on that toaster oven. Nobody probably even uses it after he's got it all foul with his disgusting creations.

I swear he cooks the kind of goofy shit a little kid would if they were left unattended.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

We know you eat ramen, fatass.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Haha, yeah Lucas, we ALL believe you’re turning down women. You fucking hilarious coward. Just more excuses to hide that you’re too scared to talk to women.

Fit dudes with jobs and decent style almost never have women come up and initiate sexual/romantic conversation; but sure plenty of college girls are coming up to a fat hobo and Lucas Werner is rejecting them because they aren't up to his standards.
Totally.

--Expecting his ideal women to appear as perfect as a porn star without the promiscuity and contact with other males.

This is something I will never understand out of atheist dudes. Like I'd get it if they were Christian or Muslim, but like fuck dude you literally have no reason to care! Sex outside of marriage isn't a sin because yall don't believe in sin so why the fuck do you want a virgin chick in the first place?

 

[NattyDaddy]

We know you eat ramen, fatass.

He forgot to plug the toaster in until he put the food in...

 

[WonderWino]

Behold: greasy sausages and bok choy covered with melted cheese, siracha mayo and carrots and soaking in cheese and sausage grease....on a plate with....is that beans?:

and that fucking title

'While You Other Food Card Poors Feed Bae Top-a-Ramen'

That has to be one of the most horrifying meals I have ever seen. That is utterly revolting. Show that to gordon ramsay and he might bourdain himself out of sheer horror

Also, he is talking about learning literal 8th grade biology concepts ffs

 

[Da Dude123]

Behold: greasy sausages and bok choy covered with melted cheese and soaking in cheese and sausage grease:

and that fucking title

'While You Other Food Card Poors Feed Bae Top-a-Ramen'

That has to be one of the most horrifying meals I have ever seen. That is utterly revolting. Show that to gordon ramsay and he might bourdain himself out of sheer horror

That meal looks awful and of course Lucas loves to cook vegetables with raw meat. That is a shit ton of food too. Does anyone clean up that pan? I have a hard time believing Lucas would actually wash it, even if he was told to or threatened with not being able to use the toaster oven if he didn't. He has to put cheese on everything.

This must be on top of whatever food the shelter gives him too.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Whole slabs of cheese melt real well.

Don't grate that shit! Waste of time, bruh.

Let the poor overworked toaster oven do all the work.

 

[mothman96]

'While You Other Food Card Poors Feed Bae Top-a-Ramen'

That has to be one of the most horrifying meals I have ever seen. That is utterly revolting. Show that to gordon ramsay and he might bourdain himself out of sheer horror

Remember, Lucas considers the other homeless/poor to be beneath him. Also the carrots and bok choy are going to be salty from all the garlic salt he used. He topped off the bok choy with his sriracha mayo prior to "cooking".

 

[WonderWino]

Remember, Lucas considers the other homeless/poor to be beneath him. Also the carrots and bok choy are going to be salty from all the garlic salt he used. He topped off the bok choy with his sriracha mayo prior to "cooking".

Indeed. Not to mention he spilled a bunch of that salt all over his pants when he was putting it on the food. He has no idea how to handle food at all. With the amount of grease in all these meals i'm amazed he hasn't started a grease fire yet

I'm also surprised he didn't throw a few handfuls of chips on top out of that bag on top of the oven

 

[wenttobermuda]

Really enjoying Lucas's recent content. I feel that it's building to something interesting.

Lucas makes an effort to hide the symptoms of his schizophrenia, and also accidentally displays them. Some things are just so obvious and routine to him, like "background sarcasm" and voices on the wind, that he thoughtlessly comments on them. But if pressed, he'll never admit to being schizo. He can't be. He's an atheist, you see. He's used this claim to prove that he can't be crazy many times. That, and mental illness is a figment of big pharma. And also, the doctors don't think he's nuts.

Fit dudes with jobs and decent style almost never have women come up and initiate sexual/romantic conversation; but sure plenty of college girls are coming up to a fat hobo and Lucas Werner is rejecting them because they aren't up to his standards.
Totally.


This is something I will never understand out of atheist dudes. Like I'd get it if they were Christian or Muslim, but like fuck dude you literally have no reason to care! Sex outside of marriage isn't a sin because yall don't believe in sin so why the fuck do you want a virgin chick in the first place?

Retarded sexual anxiety.

Everything is about sex, except sex, which is about power (credit to celebrated pederast Oscar Wilde). Our atheist chap feels his power threatened by a woman's sexual history. Reminds him of his own...and it confers power on the other guys that fucked her.

A woman with sexual experience is a threat to a retarded man with little of the same. Makes him feel small, challenges his ego. His prize is tarnished. She's less a person than an thing, and this thing is used. Depreciates it's value. He fears comparison, both to past sexual partners and her. Possessing her isn't enough. He must also own her history. And so forth.