Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Y’all know what I think would be hilarious that I’m surprised no one who knows how to edit videos has done yet? A video starting out with Lucas saying “I’m pretty good at insults” and then filling the rest of the video with the utterly horrible insults he’s used over the years, including such gems as calling God a “stinky... piece of... poo poo!”, when he suggested calling people “dingleberries” instead of using slurs (and then immediately went back to using slurs himself), and calling someone a “piece of fuck”.

and a "fucktuck" don't forget that one!

 

[ThomasAudley]

Why do you think Lucas eats like he does? Not the actual food itself but the absolute disregard for hygiene and putting food on plates or leaving it in it's wrapper? He has no problem eating in the bathroom and putting his food down on the wet counter top. He won't even wipe the sink down before he puts the food down.
I've seen him with his headphones on the bathroom floor, the other day at motel 6 Lucas took both burritos out of the wrapper and just left them on the bed. When he got bbq he took all the biscuits out and laid them on the dirty table. I've seen him in that Mexican restaurant remove the plate from the tray and just eat off the tray. We all saw him eating candy off the concrete.

I know I'm missing a bunch. It's one of the grossest things I've ever seen anyone do.

It’s because he’s straight up retarded. He’s barely a rung above these tards that fling their own poo.

 

[Wernology]

I think it's his way of saying "nope"? He thinks it sounds cool or something? Lucas' attempts at slang are always baffling, if he's not misusing a real term he's just making shit up and it's always terrible and confusing.

I also enjoyed that two of his dealbreakers are now "too dark" and "not dark enough", you have to be exactly the right shade. So progressive #BLM #NotRacist

Ope, nope, that's not what ope means.

It's an expression common in MN, WI, and some parts of MI that's just sort of a catch all for "oops/sorry/excuse me (if you bump into someone or even something)/whoops!"

It's kind of weirdly automatic for a lot of people who grew up in those states.

Comedy video but it's not...untrue, like, at all.

 

[Nobleman]

Greetings all!

Been busy but have been keeping up with the Wern and lurking.

1. It appears Isaac (not Isik) Cruz checked in last night at HOC. So Lucas's story of him being banned checks out.

2. The video where he is front of a Bank of America ATM singing "Baby Ship" is directly across the street from a toddler daycare that has glass walls, so passerbys can see in and see the children at play. So he is singing this song and there is the possibility that a bunch of toddlers are eating animal circus cookies gawking out the window at this deranged pedophile hobo sing this awful song into his phone.

3. Lucas has most of the checkmarks of an Incel:
--Mountain Dew is his drink of choice
--Obsession with sex
--Pretending to be the nice guy out of a world of Chad assholes
--Catfishes have exposed him to be immediately perversely sexual once contacted by a woman.
--Obsession with porn
--Expecting his ideal women to appear as perfect as a porn star without the promiscuity and contact with other males.
--Believes that failure to procure a job/career/legacy/be a contributor to society should have no impact or influence on his ability to have a woman.
--Talks as women are a natural resource that are hidden and separate from everything else that exists in society.

4. I haven't heard anything from the Guardians shelter other than the fact they keep having Covid breakouts, so no news in the grapevine of Lucas antics.

 

[For the Love of Mancy]

Apologies for the diversion, but I read an interesting article about schizophrenia and COVID-19:

Spoiler

Scientists are hard at work identifying the groups of people most at risk of contracting COVID-19 or dying from it – people who more urgently need the long-awaited protection vaccines can provide.

A new study of nearly 7,400 people in New York, who all tested positive for COVID-19, has found that the odds of people diagnosed with schizophrenia dying from COVID-19 are nearly three times higher than for those without the disorder.

It suggests there might be something about schizophrenia that makes these people more vulnerable to viral infections, though the startling findings may just be a reflection of healthcare inequalities exposed by the pandemic.

But it's worth noting here that schizophrenia is an enigmatic disease that scientists are still trying to understand, and this study only considered people with a documented history of the disorder.

People with mood disorders such as anxiety also featured, but the analysis found these people had no increased risk of dying from COVID-19, even though previous studies have found individuals with mental conditions are more likely to get infected.

The result means schizophrenia ranked as the second greatest risk factor (after age) for death by COVID-19 in this group of New Yorkers, after the study authors accounted for other variables, such as age, sex, race, diabetes, heart disease, and smoking (but not medication use or obesity).

One possible explanation, proposed by the study authors, is that because schizophrenia disturbs the body's immune system – it's sent into overdrive by inflammatory cytokines – it could make these people more vulnerable to COVID-19 infections.

Even without COVID-19, people with schizophrenia often have poor physical health, and it has long been known that this translates to a higher likelihood of dying early – as much as 20 years earlier than the average person, in some cases.

Schizophrenia Identified as Second Greatest Risk Factor For COVID-19 Death

COVID-19 vaccination programs are rolling out around the world. Meanwhile, scientists are still hard at work identifying the groups of people most at risk of contracting the infection or dying from it – people who more urgently need the long-awaite

www.sciencealert.com

TL;DR: People with a history of schizophrenia may be more likely to die from COVID-19 than other patients; possibly due to the fact that schizophrenics are more likely to have a variety of other health problems.

And here’s our Lucas, just chugging along. Burning shit in toaster ovens and wooing satanists. I’m tempted to send this thread to Science Alert with the caption “...Counterpoint.”

 

[mothman96]

Greetings all!

Been busy but have been keeping up with the Wern and lurking.

1. It appears Isaac (not Isik) Cruz checked in last night at HOC. So Lucas's story of him being banned checks out.

Maybe Isaac checked in at HOC of his own accord. It's obvious there is bad blood between he and Lucas, and having Lucas pissed as hell and likely harassing him for his "multiple" girlfriends and Isaac not giving one to him, he might have thought he'd find another shelter. We got 2 versions of the "story" from Lucas. In one Shareef tackled Isaac to the ground and Isaac got banned. The other no mention of the tackle, it was Isaac fell and he was left there, no mention of Isaac getting banned.

ETA:
A Gen Z bae should be absolutely honored to have and an overthinker like the Wern tell her he loves her.

 

[Da Dude123]

ETA:
A Gen Z bae should be absolutely honored to have and an overthinker like the Wern tell her he loves her.

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Over thinker, my ass! It's the opposite. If he was an overthinker he wouldn't be catfished all time and he wouldn't have got on an airplane to live with a young woman he had never even spoke to. The over thinking would have prevented that.

He is an unattractive exceptional lolcow who will fall in love with a woman due to her age and looks. He thinks about almost nothing else in that regard.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Better be careful throwing around the word "overthinker", Lucas....

Might get The Game Overeater himself, Blob ChocolateChipman, to brand him a suitably not bad "target" and drop a C&D on him.

Just another one to add to the list.

 

[WonderWino]

Haha, yeah Lucas, we ALL believe you’re turning down women. You fucking hilarious coward. Just more excuses to hide that you’re too scared to talk to women. We all know you have no standards, you were over the fucking moon cuz junkie runaway Dorothy actually spoke to you. Posting about it online like the least popular little boy at school running home to excitedly tell his mum that he finally made a friend.

Weird how Lucas previously described SCC as having “some of the most beautiful women in the world,” but now that he’s getting call out for being too chickenshit to approach any of them, he’s suddenly and miraculously picky.

Lucas is the CLASSIC incel, the kind who angrily posts online that they won’t accept any “roastie” over 22 and she has to be at least an 8/10 and she has to be at least a C cup, dealbreaker, she has to have long hair that’s at least down to her shoulder blades, no tats, no piercings, must have only had one boyfriend previously in her life but preferably a virgin, must want to be a homemaker, must not talk to any other men or have male acquaintances...

But if offered Netflix and chill with a 30 year old tatted-up stripper, those same incels would fucking leap at the chance. And sob and cry the minute she broke up with them.

The only woman lucas has ever actually turned down is his mother when she told him to take his meds

2. The video where he is front of a Bank of America ATM singing "Baby Ship" is directly across the street from a toddler daycare that has glass walls, so passerbys can see in and see the children at play. So he is singing this song and there is the possibility that a bunch of toddlers are eating animal circus cookies gawking out the window at this deranged pedophile hobo sing this awful song into his phone.

So a 41 year old pedophile was standing across from a toddler daycare singing baby ship

Why am I not surprised. No red flags there at all

A Gen Z bae should be absolutely honored to have and an overthinker like the Wern tell her he loves her

The fact he doesn't see how mental posting pictures like that makes him sound speaks for itself as to his level of intelligence and sanity. He clearly didn't overthink that one and missed more than a few reasons not to accept it

The only thing he overthinks about is food and he can't even get that right

 

[IceQueen]

The fact he doesn't see how mental posting pictures like that makes him sound speaks for itself as to his level of intelligence and sanity. He clearly didn't overthink that one and missed more than a few reasons not to accept it

The only thing he overthinks about is food and he can't even get that right

The shit he posts about himself/about relationships (the things he reposts I mean, not the ones he makes) are legit the type of thing a 12 year old in their first “relationship” would see on those cringy accounts and relate to. Maybe part of why Lucas is attracted to teenagers is because mentally he never progressed past adolescence.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Nothing gets zoomer panties wetter than an old greasy hobo calling them sweetheart.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Sweetheart. Hah.

Might as well carry around a cane and some Werther’s.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Nothing gets zoomer panties wetter than an old greasy hobo calling them sweetheart.

Fucking hell, this is THE LAST THING I would reply to when I was 18...or now, or any age in between. This is so creepy. You say that stuff to an 18 year old and she’s going to walk away or tell you to fuck right off. Luckily Lucas will never have the courage to use this line on an 18 yr old.

And he really is leaning HARD into classic incel beliefs of “there are secret phrases you can use to get around women’s natural programming that tells them to ignore you.” Reducing the complex and individual person that is a woman into pre-coded machines, whose mysterious failsafes must be “defeated” with the precisely correct input.

“beep boop input chatup line, if SWEETHEART then FUCK OFF PERV is disabled.”

What even is “background rebounding”?

 

[mothman96]

The Freak wants for other older men try out the "Hello Sweetheart...etc." on young women and to post their results. Looks like he wants to see if it works. Also, what's with his scrambled egg brain background rebounding.

 

[Poop Shoot]

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I read this three times and still need a wern-to-English translation

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Fucking hell, this is THE LAST THING I would reply to when I was 18...or now, or any age in between. This is so creepy.

It's like he took notes of all the well documented stereotypical shit that makes women cringe and said, "Yea right, just another flatbill tactic to hoard all the women for themselves! Saying cringy shit is the secret swooping method!"

ETA:
Wonder if he'll ever grow the balls to just start cat calling women in the streets. "This is what Chads do, it'll work for me too!"

 

[WonderWino]

And he really is leaning HARD into classic incel beliefs of “there are secret phrases you can use to get around women’s natural programming that tells them to ignore you.” Reducing the complex and individual person that is a woman into pre-coded machines, whose mysterious failsafes must be “defeated” with the precisely correct input.

Lucas upon discovering said secret phrases to unlock the zoomer poon

Also, what's with his scrambled egg brain background rebounding.

That sounds like he's going into 'voices on the wind' territory and believes that young women hear 'background voices' telling them whether some guy is a creep or not, whether she should talk to him, etc...' like how he described to listening to background voices in his voices on the wind video. In other words he thinks everyone else is as schizophrenic as he is and also hears voices. Which isn't surprising considering how often he has alluded to such things. Remember when he made those videos telling people to ignore the voices telling them to do things?

 

[Twrx]

Has he forgotten that he has admitted multiple times that he has never approached a woman, ever.

 

[mothman96]

Has he forgotten that he has admitted multiple times that he has never approached a woman, ever.

He has approach women. Hasn't turned out well for him.

ETA:
The art of swoop

 

[AbraCadaver]

He has approach women. Hasn't turned out well for him.

ETA:
The art of swoop
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I notice there’s nothing in the playbook after the opening line. Lucas just presumes the woman will immediately carry the entire conversation and he can just nod along politely until she says “...so anyway I’m fresh out of sperm and need to have a baby right now! Do you know any older men who can help me?”

He never did explain what the fuck he plans to say after his opening line, or how he will carry a conversation. He just demands they go to a restaurant with him, and then something something sex happens.

Also this is most autistic thing I have ever seen written down. Notice the line he scratched out? “Hello, and a”

PLEASE tell me he planned to write “Hello, and a good day to you.” Just fuckin M’LADY that shite unironically.

SALUTATIONS, FERTILE TEENAGER!

I’m fascinated by “transport swoop: where she’s there, then she’s not.”

She sounds so mysterious, like a ghost on the moors, or O’Brien getting beamed down to a planet surface from the Enterprise.