Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Chris was trolling us for all these years?

Impossible.

What if Chris tried to turn his infamy into some kind of urban legend/myth?

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris owned Sega?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris owned Sega?

The stocks would fall completely, the games would get even worse than they already are, and the entire company would go bankrupt. But at least Sonic's arms would be tan again.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris owned Sega?

Sonichu's Adventure, Sonichu Advance, CWC's Adult Chronicles (DUH TROO AN'D ORGIINAL ONH!!!), Gitar Hero and the hedgehog boys and "Paint Sonic's arms beige" would become real games.

 

[Sanic]

What if Chris was a troll the entire time?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was a troll the entire time?

Someone already asked that.

What if Chris got locked in a mall with Clyde, Alec, Snyder, Mary and Megan for a year?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris was Len Shaner's lawyer?

 

[RequiredName]

What if Chris was Len Shaner's lawyer?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris finally cracked (some more) and started trolling himself?

Chris has been trolling himself nonstop since the day he was born.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris hit his head and got amnesia?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris hit his head and got amnesia?

A troll would find him/be responsible and try to train him to become the ultimate troll... guess what happens then after...

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris DIDN'T shit himself and did something?

Dude, are you trying to destroy the universe?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris hit his head and got amnesia?

He'd shit himself and remember nothing.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris turned into ADF every night while he was asleep, sort of like a werewolf?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Barb was kidnapped and the kidnappers demanded that Chris turn his life around or they'll kill her?

 

[Betachu]

What if Barb was kidnapped and the kidnappers demanded that Chris turn his life around or they'll kill her?

He'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was the 13th doctor?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was the 13th doctor?

He'd use the Tardis solely for murder and china. Maybe try pitching Sonichu to cavemen as well.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was the 13th doctor?

He'd be The Valetard.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris invented something important but refused to share it?