DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Phil’s ranting about YouTube again. But Twitch ad revenue is even more crap than YouTube. YouTube gives u a better membership split than a Twitch subscription does. But yeah, Twitch income is more consistent even though all Phil does is beg.

Devin Nash should slap the shit out of this stupid wop.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bGvfYv5nzs0

 

[The Clown Dimension]

Yakuza 7 has a cloud of toxicity around it.

I like how he says that YouTube ad revenue is way more inconsistent than people directly giving him money through tips/cheers/subscriptions. They are directly comparable and there is no difference between a company passively giving you money through the ads versus people literally sending you money via PayPal. No difference and if you think there is, YOU'RE the moron.

 

[Surly Muppet]

While trying to defend his statement that he is not beholden to a major corporation full of elitists on Twitch like he is on YT, despite this obviously being incorrect (Bezos be praised, peace be upon him), Phil stated that Twitch is better because YT can 'limit' his income because of the add revenue. Meanwhile on Twitch, because of crowdfunding, his potential for income is infinite.

He yammered on about how if he puts out good content, crowdfunding will always see him through. But let's not lose sight of the fact that Phil sees the audience's supply of money as apparently being infinite. He said that obviously he wasn't going to have a millionaire come in and tip high amounts (poor OiC, it's not enough yet buddy, you'd better step up big after Feb 12th), but it's about the audience supporting good content.

He also stated again how consistent his income is on Twitch - he said it has been consistent now for months. This is a curious statement given that we are currently heavy begging and have been complaining about 'slow streams' for the last month. All of this again hammers home that the vest streak income of $100/stream has become what Phil views as 'consistent' as that is what he is chasing to maintain.

Someone asked Phil how it is 'a conversation' if the audience is just listening to him rant. Phil's response? "You asked a question, I answered. That's a conversation, stupid."

All of this is in the context of a Y7 stream where Phil sat in menus for almost 10 minutes, and estimated that this would become a regular grinding stream for the coming weeks. I think he is waiting to see which will take longer - Valhalla or this, and will then use whichever to stall further on Divinity.

 

[grump]

While trying to defend his statement that he is not beholden to a major corporation full of elitists on Twitch like he is on YT, despite this obviously being incorrect (Bezos be praised, peace be upon him), Phil stated that Twitch is better because YT can 'limit' his income because of the add revenue. Meanwhile on Twitch, because of crowdfunding, his potential for income is infinite.

He yammered on about how if he puts out good content, crowdfunding will always see him through. But let's not lose sight of the fact that Phil sees the audience's supply of money as apparently being infinite. He said that obviously he wasn't going to have a millionaire come in and tip high amounts (poor OiC, it's not enough yet buddy, you'd better step up big after Feb 12th), but it's about the audience supporting good content.

He also stated again how consistent his income is on Twitch - he said it has been consistent now for months. This is a curious statement given that we are currently heavy begging and have been complaining about 'slow streams' for the last month. All of this again hammers home that the vest streak income of $100/stream has become what Phil views as 'consistent' as that is what he is chasing to maintain.

Someone asked Phil how it is 'a conversation' if the audience is just listening to him rant. Phil's response? "You asked a question, I answered. That's a conversation, stupid."

All of this is in the context of a Y7 stream where Phil sat in menus for almost 10 minutes, and estimated that this would become a regular grinding stream for the coming weeks. I think he is waiting to see which will take longer - Valhalla or this, and will then use whichever to stall further on Divinity.

Since getting back on Twitch has he ever really attacked it or daddy Amazon or Bozo like he does youtube...aside from the times he was suspended?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Hey Phil Twitch is the property of a private company. The word for someone who makes a living on someone else's property is "serf". You're just as much a peasant as every other career streamer on there, and YouTube.

 

[PieceofShet]

DAMN, begging is all time high.

He counts back the time every 15mins and with this, begging for more tips.

DSP: NO!

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Sitting on $40 in tips, and he's singing and laughing.. It's so obvious when he's sitting on tips.

Edit: Apparently not sitting on any tips, as he clockedgout with $42. I'll take my medicine on that one. Good job, Phil, you got me there.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's punishing his viewers. He wants to do 2 or 3 more grinding streams despite everyone hating it.
"SUPPORT THE GODDAMN STREAM if you want to see more!" Well, no one supported besides 1 whale, but you're gonna continue to stall and delay Divinity more.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm surprised he even got 42 bux. A single whale swooped in trying to save it, but it's obvious that nobody wants to see him grind in a fucking JRPG. Not to mention that his team setup is fucking trash and he again didn't put either Saeko or Eri into the Idol (read: healslut) class, the 2nd challenge dungeon is almost impossible to beat without a dedicated Idol on the team. This grinding will all be for naught.

How did he get the idea to start wearing the vests in the first place? Those things looked so weird.

I think during last year's retrospective event people saw an old video of him from about 10 years ago wearing that old smelly beige vest, then he said that he still has that vest and his fans wanted to see him in it or some shit, then he made it an incentive. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I think during last year's retrospective event people saw an old video of him from about 10 years ago wearing that old smelly beige vest, then he said that he still has that vest and his fans wanted to see him in it or some shit, then he made it an incentive. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Pretty much. It's also pretty obvious that he regrets getting the platinum vest after clowning it up ("I'm ready to game, BRO!") and not realizing once again how he painted himself into a corner with it. That camo vest is just as bad, since it makes him look like a some weird redneck.

 

[Brother Wind]

I'm surprised he even got 42 bux. A single whale swooped in trying to save it, but it's obvious that nobody wants to see him grind in a fucking JRPG. Not to mention that his team setup is fucking trash and he again didn't put either Saeko or Eri into the Idol (read: healslut) class, the 2nd challenge dungeon is almost impossible to beat without a dedicated Idol on the team. This grinding will all be for naught.

I think during last year's retrospective event people saw an old video of him from about 10 years ago wearing that old smelly beige vest, then he said that he still has that vest and his fans wanted to see him in it or some shit, then he made it an incentive. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Nah you got it. Just more proof he falls backwards through life

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

If Kat was smart, she would pull that 5-year-old's trick of breaking her computer so she could get a new one.

That's the only way she would get one. Or the only way DSP would replace his own for that matter.

She could just unplug any wire, Burnellino PC Repair Masters LTD would take care of that

 

[Surly Muppet]

Edit: Apparently not sitting on any tips, as he clockedgout with $42. I'll take my medicine on that one. Good job, Phil, you got me there.

Either he got a tip under the table, given his overall jovial mood and constant, out of tune singing, or he just really, really wants to keep milking Yakuza and doing nothing that requires any thought, or any threat of losing, for 2 hours a week.

By his own narrative when he started this stream tonight, he should be completely fucked by getting $42. We're talking defaulting on 4/5 of tomorrow's daily bills. It's almost like he is lying about needing $100/stream and is okay sacrificing some spending money to be able to phone it in for a stream.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

He's punishing his viewers. He wants to do 2 or 3 more grinding streams despite everyone hating it.
"SUPPORT THE GODDAMN STREAM if you want to see more!" Well, no one supported besides 1 whale, but you're gonna continue to stall and delay Divinity more.

I searched PPG for technical 2070, and his name popped up quite a bit. He is very clearly either a legit wheelchair or mentally challenged. He almost always tips either $1.50 or $25. I saw a random $4.20 and $9 tip, but it was usually either 1.50 or $25, very weird. His messages also confirmed his handicap, as it was always some variation of "you're the best streamer, Phil/You're my hero, Phil/I'm so excited for the retrospective (or viewers choice) stream".. DSP's retrospective/viewer's choice is some of the worst khantent on the internet, and for this thing to consistently say "I'm so pumped/I'm so excited/I can't wait for your special event.. It's disturbing to say the least.

Just another to add to the long list of DSP fans that probably dont get any attention anywhere else in life, so they have to get it from the one person that's probably more pathetic and shameless than they are. You almost wanna feel bad for these Derichs, but then you see who they worship, and it gives you reason to second guess any empathy or sympathy you may show for them.. And of course, their master doesnt give a shit unless money is attached. Time to wake up again tomorrow, roll out of bed in his pajamas, turn on the stream and fleece the out of their disability checks, and not even have an ounce of shame doing it...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

roll out of bed in his pajamas,

They're sleep pants
DEBUNKED

 

[Genichiro]

Stonks in the tech sector are pretty great recently, ain't hard for normies and Kiwis to earn some extra pocket money daily, sometimes more than couple hundo a day.

As a businiz degree holder, you do know this, Phillip boi ? or you fear the charts, yes ?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Stonks in the tech sector are pretty great recently, ain't hard for normies and Kiwis to earn some extra pocket money daily, sometimes more than couple hundo a day.

As a businiz degree holder, you do know this, Phillip boi ? or you fear the charts, yes ?

Phil doesn't gamble, nudnik.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Stonks in the tech sector are pretty great recently, ain't hard for normies and Kiwis to earn some extra pocket money daily, sometimes more than couple hundo a day.

As a businiz degree holder, you do know this, Phillip boi ? or you fear the charts, yes ?

He made a few rants on the Gamestop situation flip flopping each time and the only thing he proved is that for a business degree holder he knows literally nothing about finance or business... though the past 12 years of his life proved that already.

 

[draculapenis]

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Either he got a tip under the table, given his overall jovial mood and constant, out of tune singing, or he just really, really wants to keep milking Yakuza and doing nothing that requires any thought, or any threat of losing, for 2 hours a week.

By his own narrative when he started this stream tonight, he should be completely fucked by getting $42. We're talking defaulting on 4/5 of tomorrow's daily bills. It's almost like he is lying about needing $100/stream and is okay sacrificing some spending money to be able to phone it in for a stream.

He won't threaten his viewers with dropping Yakuza due to low tips because he doesn't want to stop playing an easy turn-based JRPG. Just like with Pokemon, his sudden obsession with 100%ing it is because it's a much easier alternative to any other game he could be playing. So while his chat is yelling at him to just end it already and his tips goal isn't being met, he can't address this by guilt-tripping. Instead he puts on the "nothing's wrong, we're all chill and pahsitive" act while silently hoping Divinity just fades away from the public conscious like most other fuck-ups and autism fits of his. But the longer he puts it off, the crazier it is as to how disrespectful he can be towards a Viewer's Choice winner.