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Totally Awesome said:
I just don't fucking understand why Phil won't save money for his taxes. I'm shocked and offended that he makes the same goddamn mistake every year, all while berating his audience and refusing to follow their advice.
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The easiest way to explain it?

DSP doesn't view taxes as a portion of his income. He views them as another bill to be paid.

In the past, he would just put it on his credit card and that would be that.

But when all his credit cards got maxed out, and he obviously didn't have the money to pay (because he refuses or is unable to save money), he was fucked.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
This is what your 100$ gets you, paypigs. Miserable. Just miserable.

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Also, I thought it was pretty obvious that the pig and the horse barely talked or interacted ever since he took those creepy behind the shoulder pictures probably without her knowledge.
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Goddamn what a fucking autist. Can you imagine Khet walking in and seeing her near 40 year old husband dressed as a pop boy band Singer from the early 2000's and screaming about how unfair some game is being?
 
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Salubrious said:
The easiest way to explain it?

DSP doesn't view taxes as a portion of his income. He views them as another bill to be paid.

In the past, he would just put it on his credit card and that would be that.

But when all his credit cards got maxed out, and he obviously didn't have the money to pay (because he refuses or is unable to save money), he was fucked.
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I don't think it's ever been brought to Phil's attention that he has to have some form of savings or emergency assets that he can use to pay for "emergency bills", he has always begged for income and expecting his viewers to fork out the cash while he's never mentioned that he has savings for anything of that sort.

Whenever the money comes in he spends it like water, that explains his attitude as to why he had so many credit cards in debt, expendable pieces of plastic that let him buy an exorbitant amount of junk that he can show off.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
Well yeah he basically has no exit strategy when it comes to his "business", every time he's brought it up because someone in stream chat has asked him or just on a whim when talking about Twitch, he's always said something along the lines of "I don't know guys, I make plenty of money on twitch compared to any other job I've ever had, so for now I'm just going to continue streaming for the foreseeable future" now In his mind he probably knows that he can't be completely dependent upon streaming for income in the long term, but because he's easily able to rake the couple of whales here and there and rake in pity bucks from time to time, I can easily see him doing the same shtick till some major issue pops up that essentially prevents him from streaming in the exact same way he has been these past few years (If twitch ends up giving streamers less of a cut, his twitch account gets suspended for something, some health that gets in the way of his hermit lifestyle etc).
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This is what happens when you don't have any investments in anything...
 
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But I Digress said:
I see she sprang for the 17 inch monitor
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I'm trying to laugh at that because it's funny, but seeing anyone with that setup past 2001 is really disheartening. With all the money he wastes on himself, he's letting her play on that. His soul mate is playing on the Derrich of monitors. You could get a better used one on eBay for $50. I'd buy her one if she asked just so I feel less bad about laughing!

Or she could be a evil genius. Holding back on affection until he buys her a real setup? 3 years later...
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
I don't think it's ever been brought to Phil's attention that he has to have some form of savings or emergency assets that he can use to pay for "emergency bills", he has always begged for income and expecting his viewers to fork out the cash while he's never mentioned that he has savings for anything of that sort.

Whenever the money comes in he spends it like water, that explains his attitude as to why he had so many credit cards in debt, expendable pieces of plastic that let him buy an exorbitant amount of junk that he can show off.
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Oh no, he KNOWS that. He just thinks it's impossible because it's impossible for him to ever save any money ever.

And the obligatory video:

 
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Red Bistro said:
Has he ever spent any money on upgrading Youknowmywife Khetthumb's PC? Otherwise I assume she has the same hardware from when they started dating in 2017.
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DSP is still streaming on the laptop he bought USED in 2016 that still has Windows 8 on it.

So even though I can't say for sure, all signs point to "no."
 
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Salubrious said:
Oh no, he KNOWS that. He just thinks it's impossible because it's impossible for him to ever save any money ever.

And the obligatory video:

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I'm sure I've said this before but: Seriously though what wheelchair school did DSP go to that they took the time to teach him what a "rainy day fund" is? Don't recall that on the curriculum.

When you lie so hard you make up random memes being taught at school and then blame school for being retarded.
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP is still streaming on the laptop he bought USED in 2016 that still has Windows 8 on it.

So even though I can't say for sure, all signs point to "no."
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Well, that's neat, as far as I can tell she has one sole interest in her entire existence which is Skyrim, bet she loves playing it on whatever garbage from five years ago while she had to listen to Phil demand his pay pigs buy him a PS5
 
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Red Bistro said:
Well, that's neat, as far as I can tell she has one sole interest in her entire existence which is Skyrim, bet she loves playing it on whatever garbage from five years ago while she had to listen to Phil demand his pay pigs buy him a PS5
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If Kat was smart, she would pull that 5-year-old's trick of breaking her computer so she could get a new one.

That's the only way she would get one. Or the only way DSP would replace his own for that matter.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
I'm sure I've said this before but: Seriously though what wheelchair school did DSP go to that they took the time to teach him what a "rainy day fund" is? Don't recall that on the curriculum.

When you lie so hard you make up random memes being taught at school and then blame school for being retarded.
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See, I could see in like elementary or early highschool that term being used and a teacher explaining what it meant. Not as a full lesson, just as an idiom that appeared in a book the kids had to read and then maybe asking the students what they thought it was. In HIS world, he fucking studied it. In my head, he's pouring over ancient tomes, sitting the library until the wee hours, scribbling notes only to tear them out of his notebook in frustration as he keeps finding brick walls to stop his progress. Until, finally, he's done it, found his answer and loudly proclaims that the definition of a rainy day fund is money that you can blow when your plans get cancelled or you're bored.

And his fed up teacher saying "Yeah, sure whatever Oddly-Shaped Head. Whatever keeps your parents from whining to me at PTA meetings."
 
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That clip of Phil scoffing at Rahb's question on his wife is fucking hilarious.. First of all, Phil expects people to believe he doesn't constantly bitch about his "work" to his wife? All he does at his jahb is bitch about his life to his tarded audience. Why would his meager personal life be any different from the behavior he constantly displays on stream? It's also very funny to hear him struggling to come up with anything at all they do together, other than "have fun" and "spend time." They are so distant from each other, emotionally and otherwise, that it would be extremely depressing if this were a normal situation. Luckily, since it involves Phil, it's funny instead.

As for Phil coming here personally, it's obvious he lurks, but he would never have the balls to make an account and actually engage with people here. He doesn't have complete control over the situation and would just end up running away from the first sign of conflict. And since a large % of his audience probably lurk here as well, they would laugh at him in his own streamchat even more after an ill-fated Tuesday scheme to take the war to the tractors and debunk all the lies personally.
 
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