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This is what your 100$ gets you, paypigs. Miserable. Just miserable.

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Also, I thought it was pretty obvious that the pig and the horse barely talked or interacted ever since he took those creepy behind the shoulder pictures probably without her knowledge.
 
This is what your 100$ gets you, paypigs. Miserable. Just miserable.

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Also, I thought it was pretty obvious that the pig and the horse barely talked or interacted ever since he took those creepy behind the shoulder pictures probably without her knowledge.
Straight out of an early 2000s music video. How much to get him to wear frosted tips?
 
Phil could move to Phoenix and cut his cost of living by 40% or pretty much anywhere else and cut it by a large amount but Phil is dead set against moving because he believes it would cost to much, Which is true but over the long term investing in a move now will save him hundreds of thousands in the next 10 to 20 years.
If he moved, it would be admitting he was wrong moving there to begin with.
 
Even if you want to give him an "interview", you not only have to paypig him for "lost revenue" you also have to make the interview into a platform for him to practice pignosis over your audience. Remember the disaster that was the interview "conducted" by Quarterpounder the Beta Burger who got punched out by a troon?
At least that interview gave us the good old "well ackshuyally I never jacked off on Twitch it was youtube"
 
Phil is definitely exaggerating the impact, either willfully or because he spends everything, ends up with a negative balance, panics and just assumes it's worse than it actually is.

I believe it was in November Phil claimed that the chargebacks totaled $2000 and negated everything OverPoweredBoone had given him in cheers that month. When it was pointed out that Boone gave him $3000 in cheers, Phil said 'it was the majority', and then the following week said he had another $1000 in chargebacks, conveniently balancing with Boone. In December, I think Phil indicated it had been upwards of $5000 in chargebacks since September. Anytime Phil is rapidly manipulating numbers, those numbers are conveniently matching visible income, or he is saying definite numbers at all, it's safe to assume he is probably making them up. I can't think of a time where we found he wasn't.

If SH's records of chargebacks are even mostly complete, Phil's total is also not correct - there is no way there were even $1500 worth of believable tips on there that Phil could justifiably have fallen for. But Phil is probably playing some semantics like calling every tip he had to refund 'a chargeback', regardless of if he contested it, lost it or immediately caught it. We've seen him bend reality with his pigmath.

I don't think he is directly colluding with SH, and I think SH has stressed him or cost him some money, but Phil's low cunning and twisting of the truth has actually resulted in the presence of SH netting him money overall. He uses chargebacks to pity beg when tips slow, he used it as a reason to disable notification to suppress troll messages and hide his money as he ramped up begging, and he has used the chargebacks overall to obscure the issue of the vest streak money apparently doing nothing to help him when he has no debt.

Phil probably would have been struggling harder right now if he didn't have SuperHound to hide behind. He's a far more useful boogeyman than restreamers.
It's his need to constantly catastrophize about his finances to explain why he's a good-boy who didn't do nuffin wrong and still needs you to personally give him thousands of dollars.

During a recent gaslighting session about his need for your money he said of his Washington state B&O back-tax situation from end 2017 that "it literally cost me tens and tens of thousands of dollars!"

When it comes to money he is always lying. It's funny that it's gotten so bad he actually catastrophizes in real time about how the money you just handed him doesn't count and you should immediately give him moar munny.
 

Of course, Phil talks a big game (as usual). But also, every time we offered him a chance to come here and explain himself, he wusses out like the coward he is (as usual).

Phil, we know the stories. Justin Wong made you cry and run away for calling you out on your bullshit. You were almost pissing yourself when you were forced to honour your money matches at EVO after you skipped out paying, and then you ran away AGAIN.
 
This is what your 100$ gets you, paypigs. Miserable. Just miserable.

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Also, I thought it was pretty obvious that the pig and the horse barely talked or interacted ever since he took those creepy behind the shoulder pictures probably without her knowledge.
This is all he has to look foreword to for the rest of his life. Trapped playing vidya for retards. But remember: He did nothing wrong, he did everything right.
 
"Does your wife brag about you at work"

Phil - "I don't know we have fun and we talk about how her day went. Stop asking stupid questions."

Well first of all what she talks about at work would be "part of her day" and second he knows she doesn't talk about him at work because she would be thoroughly embarrassed. If she does get asked what her husband does she probably says he runs an online business and then completely changes the topic to avoid discussing details.
Holy shit, he really only talks about food and wrasslin'. It even applies to his wife. Work not a pertinent topic... What do you talk about, then? How do you have fun? You can't play videogames, it's all business related. And sitting in the same room as someone blasts hellishly loud tribal music doesn't exactly constitute a relationship. If Kat really just puts on Markiplier/Songs of Ebola and sits there in dead silence, not even bothering to put up some chit-chat... Leave it to Phil to fail at holding the interest of the world's least demanding gold digger. Still getting fucked at life on Baby Mode. Nice.


To be completely honest, both this crowd and the one at the Mirror are far less annoying and toxic than the one he fosters. I think the best proof here is that Phil of all fucking people despises them. And they're very good to him. Literally one of the most generous communities in Twitch, and Phil hates their guts.

I like this board. I like the posters. I honestly don't think anyone here's a mental midget for pulling apart your bullshit. What does he even resent us for? For not falling for the pignosis? Dude, you're a shit tier scammer. It only works on Derichs. And you don't like Derichs, either! Phil could be President Half Brain of Retârd Republic and he'd still find a way to be unhappy with his pigroach luck.

Phil even picks up new words of his robust vocabulary here. Something tells me he'd much rather be seen as a pretty cool dude by the average snarky internet denizen (I.E Us) than the tale of the Gouty Polish Princess and the Million Sons Of Saint Dereesh he's currently stuck performing.

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Holy shit, he really only talks about food and wrasslin'. It even applies to his wife. Work not a pertinent topic... What do you talk about, then? How do you have fun? You can't play videogames, it's all business related. And sitting in the same room as someone blasts hellishly loud tribal music doesn't exactly constitute a relationship. If Kat really just puts on Markiplier/Songs of Ebola and sits there in dead silence, not even bothering to put up some chit-chat... Leave it to Phil to fail at holding the interest of the world's least demanding gold digger. Still getting fucked at life on Baby Mode. Nice.



To be completely honest, both this crowd and the one at the Mirror are far less annoying and toxic than the one he fosters. I think the best proof here is that Phil of all fucking people despises them. And they're very good to him. Literally one of the most generous communities in Twitch, and Phil hates their guts.

I like this board. I like the posters. I honestly don't think anyone here's a mental midget for pulling apart your bullshit. What does he even resent us for? For not falling for the pignosis? Dude, you're a shit tier scammer. It only works on Derichs. And you don't like Derichs, either! Phil could be President Half Brain of Retârd Republic and he'd still find a way to be unhappy with his pigroach luck.

Phil even picks up new words of his robust vocabulary here. Something tells me he'd much rather be seen as a pretty cool dude by the average snarky internet denizen (I.E Us) than the tale of the Gouty Polish Princess and the Million Sons Of Saint Dereesh he's currently stuck performing.

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Sthap DERAILING talk about MEEEEEEE

Sthap talking about my life its private ST00pid morahan obsessed stalker.
 
He'll never post here. Every refutation of every bullshit lie of his is a link away. Every third-party accounting, every direct quote and contradictory direct quote, every subject matter expert of every fighting game he's shit at is a quote-reply away. He has no control over anything anyone else can say to him. This place is a cult leader's worst nightmare.
 
He'll never post here. Every refutation of every bullshit lie of his is a link away. Every third-party accounting, every direct quote and contradictory direct quote, every subject matter expert of every fighting game he's shit at is a quote-reply away. He has no control over anything anyone else can say to him. This place is a cult leader's worst nightmare.
Of course it's possible that Phil could post here.
All that would have to happen would be for Null to e-mail him two weeks in advance, grant him moderator privileges, and pre-emptively ban anyone who would shit-talk him during his visit.
 
Of course it's possible that Phil could post here.
All that would have to happen would be for Null to e-mail him two weeks in advance, grant him moderator privileges, and pre-emptively ban anyone who would shit-talk him during his visit.

I remember the time he popped up out of nowhere as a mod in someone else's stream and started banning people left and right. Anywhere he goes he has to either be sealed in a hermetic bubble isolated from critics and uncomfortable questions or have a massive power differential over others just like in the PigPen otherwise he'll run tail between his legs. Thats why RL encounters especially terrify him.
 
If Phil wants to get rid of the farms he only has to come here and get verified; once word got out that he was here responding to posts about him the site would be unusable for months.

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but has Phil ever looked this fat before? I don't ever remember his chin being that big, even after Leanna dumped him.
 
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