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Syntaxion12 said:
It is forever, here's the schedule of dr chettawut, so straight from the horses mouth:

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150 minutes per day for 2 years, nothing special about that. Just like a woman's vagina. Didn't you know your female colleagues are all walking around with a 38mm stick up their muff a few hours per day?

Puerto Pollo said:
Serbia is one of the countries with the biggest dicks in the world so they obviously know what they're talking about
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This implies they also make the deepest neovags. Let that sink in for a while. But not too deep.
 
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"I'd fuck me"
 
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Garbage.Theory said:
WTF they make plastic speculums can they not use those? Now I’m just imagining some poor lady using chopsticks for reasons they were never intended.
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I imagine the situation went something like this: Someone who underwent the surgery had hair in there, and went to the electrolysis place to get it removed. The staff were probably confused as hell, the trans person probably had a tantrum and demanded electrolysis, so the staff kluged up some way to actually get the hair out.

A lot of beauty clinics are staffed by ladies from southeast Asia with an okay command of English, and they may not have known how to get or use a speculum. No matter where the staff was from, I don't imagine they were trained to remove hair from a weird, surgically-created hole.

I bet the whole situation was awkward and horrifying as hell for the staff.
 
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Random_Numbers140097 said:
I imagine the situation went something like this: Someone who underwent the surgery had hair in there, and went to the electrolysis place to get it removed. The staff were probably confused as hell, the trans person probably had a tantrum and demanded electrolysis, so the staff kluged up some way to actually get the hair out.

A lot of beauty clinics are staffed by ladies from southeast Asia with an okay command of English, and they may not have known how to get or use a speculum. No matter where the staff was from, I don't imagine they were trained to remove hair from a weird, surgically-created hole.

I bet the whole situation was awkward and horrifying as hell for the staff.
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I'd bet a speculum wouldn't work because it would cover the sides where the hair was.
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They're used to access the cervix, at the very end of the vagina, not to really expose the vaginal walls. So with stinkditches, you'd only get the hairs at the very end of the flesh tube.

Of course this also assumes that said stinkditch has been dialated so that a speculum can even fit. If you haven't had sex/been penetrated before, just getting a pap smear is pretty uncomfortable. If you have a rigid tube of scarring I doubt you'd even be able to open it if you could get it in in the first place.
 
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Stowaway said:
They're always extra special when they show up in my "real" Twitter feed without having to go hunting for them. This is Jaclyn Moore, the TV writer who was in this thread when he trooned out a few weeks ago.

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Jesus Christ, too lazy to even shape the caterpillars on his face.
I mean, I don’t believe that women should *have* to shape their eyebrows. There are plenty of months where I choose not to... but the fact is that most women do even if just a little bit, and the majority of these troons do not. They can smear on the lippy, but don’t want to take some tweezers to their face... even with eyebrows as egregious as those.

yeah thick eyebrows are currently in style but that is not the type of thick we are talking about
 
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Jesus Christ, too lazy to even shape the caterpillars on his face.
I mean, I don’t believe that women should *have* to shape their eyebrows. There are plenty of months where I choose not to... but the fact is that most women do even if just a little bit, and the majority of these troons do not. They can smear on the lippy, but don’t want to take some tweezers to their face... even with eyebrows as egregious as those.

yeah thick eyebrows are currently in style but that is not the type of thick we are talking about
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To be fair that's probably in the top 1% of best troon haircuts I've ever seen.
 
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Puerto Pollo said:
Speaking of, it's ridiculous how much money goes in troon medical treatment, whore clothing, travel abroad to get mutilated and they all look they're wearing a wig made of malnourished Russian prisoners' pubic hair.
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That'd be an upgrade, as that would involve actual hair. Most look like cheap Party City halloween wigs made from rejected plastic from the cheapest Chinese factories.
 
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don't mind me said:
Jesus Christ, too lazy to even shape the caterpillars on his face.
I mean, I don’t believe that women should *have* to shape their eyebrows. There are plenty of months where I choose not to... but the fact is that most women do even if just a little bit, and the majority of these troons do not. They can smear on the lippy, but don’t want to take some tweezers to their face... even with eyebrows as egregious as those.

yeah thick eyebrows are currently in style but that is not the type of thick we are talking about
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Even trimming them with scissors would be an improvement.

That’s how you can tell the difference between an AGP and an HSTS: hair quality. You know all the HSTS run over to Wigs by Vanity or whatever the new hip wig store by RPDR runners up is this month.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
Nope you have to dilate your whole life. That's why no one knows how to deal with trans people with dementia because they might forget they trooned out and now have no idea wtf happened to them but still need their wounds dilated.

It's a horrible can of worms.
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It is impossible to dilate your whole life, after hitting 60 the collagen content of your skin depletes dramatically, making skin dry and fragile. Dilation will tear the inverted penis skin or whatever external skin graft was used for the opening.

For legal purposes, terms like "permanent" and "lifetime" actually mean "condition persists for x number of years and with continued managenent/treatment, is unlikely to change by more than y percent for z more years".

Most countries set this at 2-3 years for x, 3-5% for y and 7 to 10 years for z.

When Chatterwut et al. say "dilation is lifetime" they mean "if you continue dilation for x years after surgery at the schedule we provide, we predict a less than y% chance the wound might close up", with x and y determined by some obscure Thai statute law. It is a dumb, hamfisted way of saying the fine print.

In other words, this should not be read as "if you keep dilating religiously indefinitely, it will never close and you have to keep dilating".

This should be read as "it will eventually close no matter what, so don't fight it so much after 10 years, it's been long enough"

"Lifetime" has always been a legal fiction and a bit of a sneaky doublespeak. Its equally evil offspring, lifetime warranty/guarantee, relies on the same idea.

Consider what the "lifetime guarantee" of a breast augmentation (10 years), hip replacement (15 years) or heart transplant (5 years) surgery means.
In these cases, "lifetime" does not refer to the lifetime of the person receiving the procedure.

In a different area that is applied similarly, when a missing person is declared dead legally after x years, that number is the same regardless of the age of the missing person, even though the probability of say, a 35 year old in peak health being alive is higher than an asthmatic 3 year old.

Another analogy would be in cases where a particularly heinous crime causes the perpetrator to be sentenced "consecutive life sentences". We don't mean if the person dies, we resurrect them for the next life sentence, even if we do develop tbe ability to in the future.
 
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Colm O'Gorman, head of Ireland's branch of Amnesty International thinks Taryn DeVere is "fabulous".

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Taryn DeVere is the Irish rep for Gender GP which prescribes troon pills to children. Taryn has a troon child herself. She also describes herself, in a most narcissistic fashion, "the most colourful woman in Ireland".

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O'Gorman no doubt knows this and with the Keira Bell case just across the water, he knows well the impact puberty blockers has on children. He has gone all in on this. O'Gorman is well known in Ireland as a survivor of child sexual abuse at the hands of Catholic institutions and for speaking out against them, thus considered a major hero. In social work circles, it is well known child abuse can carry across generations, trying to break that cycle constitute the majority of their work.

I think he never truly recovered from his abuse and is perpetuating it. He's in an almost impregnable place to do it.

 
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Stowaway said:
They're always extra special when they show up in my "real" Twitter feed without having to go hunting for them. This is Jaclyn Moore, the TV writer who was in this thread when he trooned out a few weeks ago.
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I just googled. He's only 32!? From these pics I thought he was in his 50s.

(I couldn't find the earlier discussion here. I assume a kiwi did this?)
 
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