Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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And even if you were so far gone mentally you couldnt work? Loafing at home? LOL NO. You'd be packed off to an institution to weave baskets.


And if you were genuinely incapable? You're a useless eater. At best, no medical treatment to stop you dying a preventable death, at worst, you're going to be killed.
I think they have an absurd concept of an UWU SOFT WOMYN-LED COMMUNE UTOPIA where large multicultural non-binary womyn engage in gentle movements, wear silk sarongs and create empowering art pieces all day in the shade of delightful fruit trees. Every obese person who claims a thyroid problem and fibro will be given a gentle, understanding pat on the head and allowed to work from home on whatever brings them the most joy, regardless of demand for it.

I dunno how the fuck that translates to them also getting their Starbucks coffees with ingredients driven via trucks over long roads from far-off destinations and timed logistically perfectly to arrive fresh and made at maximum speed by baristas so they’re never left waiting more than five minutes. And let’s not forget the dirt cheap “witchy” clothing that they can afford to buy more than one piece of every month because it’s literally sewn by underaged slave labour in a third-world country. Or having nice flats built for them to hoard crystals and tarot junk in, or public plumbing, or any less glitzy job.

I think these people just imagine that there’s some large, faceless demographic that really LOVES cleaning public latrines and is happy to do it. They overestimate how many people would LOVE to do hard, thankless labour instead of sitting on their arse playing Stardew Valley.

I’ve done art pieces for some threads on this site, it’s not much of a PL to state that I am an artist...and even I know there isn’t nearly as much demand for art as people like to hope. No one needs a downtown mural of femme-leaning POCs when the roads downtown have potholes the size of trolleys in them and no work crew is maintaining them and also the street lights don’t work because the municipal buildings in charge of that stuff are all understaffed.
 
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The saying "he who shall not work shall not eat" isn't from the Bible as most think, it's actually one of the tenets of Communism
1 Thessalonians 3:10 "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."

Proverbs 20:4 "The sluggard will not plow by reason of the cold; therefore shall he beg in harvest, and have nothing."

I could go on but you get the point: The Bible does not care overmuch for lazy people. I mean, it's possible that Paul could have been secretly the founder of Communism but I kind of doubt it based on his remarks (if I recall correctly) encouraging converted runaway slaves to return to their masters.
 
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I still don't understand, why the fuck is Jude trying to move again?? What's wrong with her new shithole she can barely afford? I thought this new apartment was supposed to get away from her toxic family, cure her creative maladies and let her thrive as a content creator in peace and harmony.

Also she JUST got there. Moving is expensive and time-consuming, and Jude should focus on getting a job/getting some actual work done instead of going on Zillow and searching for luxury Manhattan 4-bedrooms. Or you know, maybe work out ( 🌈 )

Wonder what Judy remembered:

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We know, you're a shut-in.
 
I still don't understand, why the fuck is Jude trying to move again?? What's wrong with her new shithole she can barely afford? I thought this new apartment was supposed to get away from her toxic family, cure her creative maladies and let her thrive as a content creator in peace and harmony.

Also she JUST got there. Moving is expensive and time-consuming, and Jude should focus on getting a job/getting some actual work done instead of going on Zillow and searching for luxury Manhattan 4-bedrooms. Or you know, maybe work out ( 🌈 )

Wonder what Judy remembered:

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We know, you're a shut-in.
Judy has to move because STAIRS.

Her building has many stairs to waddle up and down. She cannot Stairs, must demand food delivery every day to avoid Stairs. But she has to leave her flat at least once a month for some reason or another and thus Stairs.

I firmly believe she is pretty much a shut-in because of those 3-4 flights of stairs. She may use COVID as an excuse, but I sincerely doubt she ever leaves the flat simply because of Stairs. She wants to move somewhere with a lift, I’m sure.

Perhaps Mel is starting to get a wee bit tired of her Witchy Am Baby Girlfriend whining, “Baaaaaaaaaabe, can you go pick up X from the corner shoppppp, my (insert various bullshit ailment) is sooooo bad todaaaaaay.”

I’m sure Judy throws extra money at Mel in a “I’ll buy whatever you get for yourself if you go!” way, but even woke doormat pretend therapists have their limits.
 
Like @PurpleEater I'm still trying to figure out where on earth they both plan on moveing to especially dureing a pandemic. if even one of them gets coof from the movers which isn't as remote a possibility as it sounds they are done not to mention neither of them scream financially stable.
I still don't get it why Judy doesn't move to a more affordable area. She could move to Queens and probably save a lot on rent and she could still say she lives in New York. But this is Judy and in her "AmBaby"-mind living in BROOKLYN is a status thing. Just like all the stupid shit she buys but doesn't need.
 
I still don't get it why Judy doesn't move to a more affordable area. She could move to Queens and probably save a lot on rent and she could still say she lives in New York. But this is Judy and in her "AmBaby"-mind living in BROOKLYN is a status thing. Just like all the stupid shit she buys but doesn't need.
Her whole life is essentially ego mastubation par excellence it's really fucking sad.
 
Maybe the contract on that apartment is up and Mel needed someone to stay with her to split the remaining months' rent. Joke's on her, now she's stuck with an immature, petulant Judy toddler who spends thousands of dollars worth of rent on useless shit. I'm also 11% sure she does fuck all when it comes to chores. Imagine Mel asking Judy to clean the bathroom or kitchen only for Jude to use her classic mUh FiBrO excuse.

I wonder what she'll break in the coming move. Another pair of headphones? A monitor? The chair she just bought? :story:
 
Maybe the contract on that apartment is up and Mel needed someone to stay with her to split the remaining months' rent. Joke's on her, now she's stuck with an immature, petulant Judy toddler who spends thousands of dollars worth of rent on useless shit. I'm also 11% sure she does fuck all when it comes to chores. Imagine Mel asking Judy to clean the bathroom or kitchen only for Jude to use her classic mUh FiBrO excuse.

I wonder what she'll break in the coming move. Another pair of headphones? A monitor? The chair she just bought? :story:
Apparently some buildings are super pissy about the movers you can use because of le coof, so Judy here might be forced to use some super expensive company to handle her move. Judy moving sagas are awesome, it's going to be awesome to watch her chimp out over the rents and shitty capitalistic landlords!

Edit. My autistic ass went to check Zillow and there are at least 20 listings of single-story allowing cats apartments in Brooklyn and only 1 was under 2000 dollars. Kek. Good Luck Judy Lou.
 
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This is the most unintentionally dehumanizing shit I've ever heard from her, and exactly why I don't understand why all the kids these days want to embrace 'queer'.
Imagine if this was about black people instead, 'yes I've posted to my local exchange for a strapping young Negro to do manual labor for me'. It just sounds so.. god, I don't even know how to express it, it's like she's talking about cattle and it would have been perfectly easy to word in in a way that DIDN'T sound creepy as shit.
 
This is the most unintentionally dehumanizing shit I've ever heard from her, and exactly why I don't understand why all the kids these days want to embrace 'queer'.
Imagine if this was about black people instead, 'yes I've posted to my local exchange for a strapping young Negro to do manual labor for me'. It just sounds so.. god, I don't even know how to express it, it's like she's talking about cattle and it would have been perfectly easy to word in in a way that DIDN'T sound creepy as shit.
I totally agree. Funnily enough I've recently seen the woke LGBT's talk about how saying that "queer is a slur and that it shouldn't be used as a broad term for a group of people because that's dehumanising" is TERF rhetoric.

Imagine being an old school gay or lesbian and getting called TERF or bigoted for not wanting to be called a fucking slur. The mental gymnastics behind that shit are unbelievable.

Jude has never in her life faced serious violence or discrimination for being a cute uwu nonbinary girl ~queer~. Yet she insists on "reclaiming" that slur because it empowers her or something.

Maybe I'm being cynical but I wonder how other actual "queers" feel about people like her.
 
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