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If only you didn't waste all that money, could have got some kind of health care package surely?

imagine laying in a hospital bed dying because you didn't go to the doctors because you wanted to flex on retard teens on a mobile game with your collection of semi-naked men jpegs
 
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DSP just called someone a "retard" and is now trying to weasel his way out of it by talking over it quickly.

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"Fuck you, you dumb piece of dumb shit. You're an idiot. You're a moron. You're a mouth-drooling fucking retard."
Such a friendly, non-toxic mature adult. A shining example of what Twitch wants their platform to be represented by. :pinetar:


He went into full defense mode immediately after this, trying to walk it back:




"You shouldn't say things like that!" (you just said it yourself)

"I didn't say it *ack ack ack*!" (yes, you did)

You can almost hear the sweat rushing out of his pores. He's so afraid of Twitch ToS. :story:
 
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Draventren said:
Besides that, my fucking dude, the internet has ALWAYS been like that, at least as long as I've used it. I grew up on this shit, my house was the first among my friend group to get off dial-up because my dad was/is a tech guy. The shit he's describing have happened well before he ever started using the internet to upload. Like, correct me if I'm wrong, Chris-Chan's dox was available before he ever posted anything on Youtube, right? Leaving that aside even, hell just using Youtube as our sample size, how often did something come out and the person posting it get absolutely raped in youtube comments or video replies? Most famous example I can think of are things like Rebecca Black and "Friday" or Justin Bieber's "Baby" where in my school there were "troll ops" planned on them by the normies who were just learning what the internet is. Phil, stop claiming your insular little community, even at the peak of your popularity it was little, is representative of the internet at large.
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During today's stream later on he also talked about LAHLKHAWZ and how they're just a "recent" phenomenon, when lolcows existed before Dave even uploaded a single YT video. Chris again comes to mind, but there was this crazy fat cosplay bitch who thought she was Japanese which coined the term lolcow iirc (or rather the term was coined to refer to her since she brings lols and is fat like a cow), forgot what her name was. He was again talking completely out of his ass despite being on the internet for longer than the lives of most zoomers who frequent the internet today. I can also imagine if you pressed him on it and told him that lolcows existed for about a decade and a half he'd say that that still counts as recent, but if you point out that, I dunno, a few years ago he wanted to beat an 11 year old girl then that was hundreds of thousands of millions of years ago and he's changed and machoored and you should stop living with the past. There's no winning with narcissists.

It goes hand in hand with this whole King of Suffering "people want to kill me, skin Jasper alive and rape Khet with a knife" bullshit he makes up to make it seem like people on KiwiFarms are spergy like the Spergs of Kojima were or like SpergHound is now. He also makes it seem like KiwiFarms is a site created and dedicated solely to dunking on Dave. I remember when lawnmower noise and retard sauce defender guy showed up a month ago or so he also made this angle of attack where people on this site only go after Phil and not other lahlkhawz, when Phil is the fifth person that has a dedicated subforum just to them if you just open the main page of the site and start from top to bottom. Or maybe tards think that we're fans of Yaniv or Brianna Wu, who the fuck knows with them.
 
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Comma said:
DSP just called someone a "retard" and is now trying to weasel his way out of it by talking over it quickly.

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And a clip of him instantly going in full defense mode, trying to walk it back:

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"You shouldn't say things like that!" (you just said it yourself)

"I didn't say it *ack ack ack*!" (yes, you did)

You can almost hear the sweat rushing out of his pores. He's so afraid of Twitchs ToS. :story:
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Haha thanks for this!
That's some fucked up slander of someone who supports your sweaty meaty men Phil. I mean not wrong but you know, uncool stuff.
 
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Hold on guys, I think phil may be on to something when he says we are a cult...
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Comma said:
DSP just called someone a "retard" and is now trying to weasel his way out of it by talking over it quickly.

-EDIT- Clip:

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And a clip of him instantly going in full defense mode, trying to walk it back:

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"You shouldn't say things like that!" (you just said it yourself)

"I didn't say it *ack ack ack*!" (yes, you did)

You can almost hear the sweat rushing out of his pores. He's so afraid of Twitch ToS. :story:
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This is gold. I love how he immediately tries to explain himself to seem innocent. It was ingrained in me! Nothing I could do. Not my fault!
Also, he doesn't explain why it's offensive, he doesn't seem to know even. He sounded disparaging of the fact that it's offensive now. Classic DSP. Capitulating to Twitch while trying to come off as genuine. Acting exactly like he blames others for.
 
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So John Doe tipped him $20 during his break, and there was no message attached, nor did DSP even question the tip/name, no tipquisition, and no verifying of the account to make sure it was legit.. Thats funny because One Minute Man usually tipped during the break, it was usually between $20 - $25, and never included a message, nor did he ever seem to be in chat, and Phil never had to question or verify the tip..

We also had OIC (under the reigns account) saying he was back about a week ago, and was going to be contributing, and has barely been seen since. OIC was also saying that he couldn't contribute because of "bills/taxes and stuff" at the end of last month, but that he would be able to at the start of February. OIC and OMM both appeared in May of last year (according to PPG), and they both fall in line with the 3 word names and capitalizations ( along with DrTonyCuck, HallelujahHeReings, and others I'm sure I cant even remember right now)..

Long story short, this faggot is (more than likely) still around, still giving money to DSP, and cant even get credit for it unless you dig around and put a lot of shit together..

This is your life, OIC! Supporting a guy that takes advantage of people like Rahb (that picture from earlier is haunting me), Derich, Lycifurrysoul, and impotent fucks like swaggins/goken/anonymouse.. Hell of a path you've chosen.

Edit: Shout out to @UaineRunei for putting together the wording/capitalization info.
 
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Comma said:
DSP just called someone a "retard" and is now trying to weasel his way out of it by talking over it quickly.

-EDIT- Clip:

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And a clip of him instantly going in full defense mode, trying to walk it back:

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"You shouldn't say things like that!" (you just said it yourself)

"I didn't say it *ack ack ack*!" (yes, you did)

You can almost hear the sweat rushing out of his pores. He's so afraid of Twitch ToS. :story:
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
I stole this montage from the latest Snort Burnell video. It's just too funny.
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Those sound clips were a million years ago you fucking moron. He was wrong, but now he's matured and improved. Why was he wrong for saying those things?
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Can we get some moderators in here? I'd really prefer not to have to ban this guy myself, trying to play a game here...
 
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Third_World_Detractor said:
Sorry for double posting but wtf is this shit?

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Well, cult followers tend to think and speak like their master. Phil tends to go into intense detail about shit and dicks all the time so it's natural for his followers to do the same. But also it's Phil, so do as I say, not as I do.

Edit: Of course Phil is terrified of Twitch ToS to try and spend 5 minutes to damage control him calling someone a retard, but I guess youtube really IS "just an archive" because he of course uploaded the whole recording, not bothering to edit out him saying that. What a fucking idiot.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
And of course he tries to lecture his sheep how you're not supposed to say that word...while walking back that he "never said it". Even though YOU FUCKING DID.

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He loves to spout off about morality and being a logical individual, but anytime he's called out for doing and saying fucked up things it's never his fault. If he did it, it's because everybody else was doing it too, or "muh genetics."

 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
So what I got from this rant is DSP showed people Kiwi Farms and said "this is real". You're right Phil, the WWE Champions thread is real.

Also "There are too many people on this earth", okay genocidePhil.
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Is he claiming that he has some parallel social life and network of friends outside of streaming and MUH WAIF now?
 
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