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Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck
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In the context of Thanksgiving, you could imagine Adam Cuckler as the ne’er do well cousin who is always in and out of jail who hits you up in the other room away from the rest of the family asking for a few hundred bucks for “something.” He’s totally good for it though and always thought you were the cool cousin when you all were growing up.
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Boy, if one picture could epitomize Adam's last decade.
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Damn Adam is looking fucking rough.
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That fourth picture looks as if someone asked them, "So...you two interested in any sex with each other?"
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I remember watching Xplay back in the day and to see Adam Sessler like this is disappointing.
Then again, this is par for the course for many people I watched during the early 2000s having a fall from grace.
Then again, this is par for the course for many people I watched during the early 2000s having a fall from grace.
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His voice now sounds weird. I understand he's older, but my memory of his X-Play voice is just so completely different. It's like he took up a 10-year, pack-a-day cigarette habit and also had some kind of minor throat surgery on top of that.
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Damn dude sounds like he was in the right place right time the golden age of vidya journalism before angry vidya reviewers went and reviewed old games angrily. Before disaperaing down the memory hole due to how shit he is unlike Larry Bundy who can make top 5 videos seem interesting due to how much research he puts in it and he started with G4.
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Jesus fuck, that video of him talking about Cyberpunk 2077, wow. The dude can't even frame a webcam.
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It looks like G4TV is going to do a livestream of Adam Sessler hypocritically playing some video games with The Completionist.
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There's nothing in that video what wasn't said already by others before. Is he really getting paid for that shit?
His voice also sounds a he would use sulfuric acid as mouth wash every morning.
Best quote from the video: "I'm lonely and I'm pretending I have friends". Nice self-reflection, Sessler.
Also shave your beard Sessler, it makes you look the same age like Bernie Sanders.
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Even in 2021, Adam Sessler still acts like a dickhole.
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He looks like a skinny weinstein in the last pic
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Seriously what the fuck is his problem
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probably coming off another coke bender
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Well let's see, he's about 5'1" on his tippy toes, had to stare at the beautiful Morgan Webb for years knowing that even if he were the last person on Earth she wouldn't touch his peepee, his personality is as caustic as hydrochloric acid, he has a mountain sized sense of entitlement for someone who was in reality a ZZ-list "celebrity", even though he virtue signals constantly it doesn't seem to bring him any cache, he apparently is trying to grow 19th century English mutton chops, he clearly has a drug problem....
Did I miss anything?
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How old is he? He looks like he's 85 now
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lmao, what would teenage me think of this?
Morgan's still pretty hot and I'd still love to see her naked if she wants to start an OnlyFans or something.