Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

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Holy fuck Morgan Web aged like shit. Sess always looked like shit but jesus.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Holy fuck Morgan Web aged like shit. Sess always looked like shit but jesus.

I think some of that is the unfortunate haircut. For 42 she doesn't look too bad to me,

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I think some of that is the unfortunate haircut. For 42 she doesn't look too bad to me,

She looks like Scott Shannon

 

[Belvedere]

How old is he? He looks like he's 85 now

Adam is 47 years old but he legit looks like he is 65+. How much his premature aging can be attributed to his cocaine adiction and how much to him being a miserable and angry sped is anybody's guess.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

 

[Mr. Skelly Bones]

Wow, that was fucking terrible. Who thought it would be funny to stick Sessler in rust and have him shill their shitty subreddit?

 

[Cool Spot]

I don't think Morgan looks bad, but Adam looks pretty awful. I watched G4 in the earlier days and I still think X-Play was the inferior video game review show compared to Judgement Day.

Anyways, Adam is a cuck.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Wow, that was fucking terrible. Who thought it would be funny to stick Sessler in rust and have him shill their shitty subreddit?

nice to see G4 is still being run by out of touch idiots. of COURSE you get the guy who gave Gone Home game of the year to cover a game like Rust.

 

[Totally Awesome]

nice to see G4 is still being run by out of touch idiots. of COURSE you get the guy who gave Gone Home game of the year to cover a game like Rust.

Where did he do this?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Where did he do this?

His short stint with Rev3games

https://youtu.be/MmoNJISBPdY?t=405

 

[Totally Awesome]

His short stint with Rev3games

https://youtu.be/MmoNJISBPdY?t=405

I thought you meant AquaFPS.

 

[Titos]

As others have said Sessler looks like he's one foot in the grave at this point and sounds ever worse. The "content" is just as bad as I imagined, which is saying something since post X-Play I don't think he really did anything good at all except Rev3 and that was only good because it introduced me to Nick Robinson who makes fun shit.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Sessler looks like he just wants to die.

 

[Haramburger]

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Attack of the Whoa. I'm still annoyed Kevin Pereira leveraged his G4 position into an undeserved spot on Japan's Ninja Warrior/Sasuke.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Sess has always looked like a sickly chihuahua, I think the lack of hair just makes it more apparent.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Sess always looks like he's fed up with everybody and wants to kick everybody's ass. A mixture of rewiring his brain with cocaine, and reading cult propaganda on Twitter.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Holy fuck Morgan Web aged like shit. Sess always looked like shit but jesus.

Really? I think she looks alright for her age. G4 was some 15 years ago so she's gotta be in her 40s.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

It looks like Adam Sessler is back on the menu now that a new G4TV staff is bringing him back.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I don't think Morgan looks bad, but Adam looks pretty awful. I watched G4 in the earlier days and I still think X-Play was the inferior video game review show compared to Judgement Day.

Anyways, Adam is a cuck.

I always preferred Reviews on the Run.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

How old is he? He looks like he's 85 now

If Wikipedia can be trusted he was born August 29th, 1973. The guy is 47 years old and here I am thinking he does look quite good for a dude my age (56). I need a beer.