Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

VangelinaSkov made a second video about cosplayer and e-girl Lori Lewd (aka Lori Lune / Usagi Kou / Iota_ZeroTwo / MonsterGirl / Lori Cerda).

Here's a link to VangelinaSkov's first video about Lori [LINK] and a screencap of Lori's Instagram block:



NOTE: Regarding Lori and Sailor Moon, the word Kou is pronounced like "ko." It means "light" in Japanese and rhymes with so, toe, low, etc. Usagi sounds like "ooh-sa-gee" and means "rabbit" in Japanese. Therefore, Lori's cosplay name Usagi Kou sounds like "ooh-sa-gee ko."

ANOTHER NOTE: Check out this post for more of today's updates: [LINK]. It's nearly impossible to keep up with the drama as Mt. Lori continues to erupt.

 

[hateful entity]

VangelinaSkov made a second video about cosplayer and e-girl Lori Lewd (aka Lori Lune / Usagi Kou / Iota_ZeroTwo / MonsterGirl / Lori Cerda).

Here's a link to VangelinaSkov's first video about Lori [LINK] and a screencap of Lori's Instagram block:

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NOTE: Check out this post for more of today's updates: [LINK]. It's nearly impossible to keep up with the drama as Mt. Lori continues to erupt.

Spoiler: Archives of both VangelinaSkov's videos

 

[melty]

The poof cheeks photos are steadily getting worse. I actually didn't think they were that bad at first, but these recent ones look like photos that were taken accidentally while she was trying to hold in a burp. It's wild she thinks these are good photos that she's carefully selected and filtered. She looks ridiculous.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

The poof cheeks photos are steadily getting worse. I actually didn't think they were that bad at first, but these recent ones look like photos that were taken accidentally while she was trying to hold in a burp. It's wild she thinks these are good photos that she's carefully selected and filtered. She looks ridiculous.
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Best thing about this is that she does the fish face to spite someone on lolcow who was raging about how annoying it was.

Kevin deserves some cow appreciation

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

The poof cheeks photos are steadily getting worse. I actually didn't think they were that bad at first, but these recent ones look like photos that were taken accidentally while she was trying to hold in a burp. It's wild she thinks these are good photos that she's carefully selected and filtered. She looks ridiculous.
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Lori has so many things she's claimed as "hers" and DO NOT COPY. Let's see...

- the Sailor Moon odango (bun) hairstyle
- her "signature poof pout" [LINK]
- ZeroTwo's red eyeliner
- various modeling poses
- "I EET YUU"
- [any Japanese name] + Kou (Yui Kou, Tetsuo Kou, Hana Kou, etc.)
- Billie Dolphen's Belle Delphine's e-girl look [LINK]

There are countless more examples. Let me know if you farmers think of more.

 

[melty]

Best thing about this is that she does the fish face to spite someone on lolcow who was raging about how annoying it was.

Which is pretty much "I was only pretending to be retarded". She's only pretending to look bad? Alright then

I was bored so I messed around with one of her candids in the Snow app. I pretty much used every filter I think she'd use up to it's maximum setting, sometimes a 2-3 times. Big eyes filter? Just slap that on max a couple times. Small face? Small chin? Liquify? White skin? Check check check. I shamelessly used a whole bunch of filters and I still don't think it's as many as she actually uses on her own.
Before:

After:

 

[Tugboat]

Which is pretty much "I was only pretending to be retarded". She's only pretending to look bad? Alright then

I was bored so I messed around with one of her candids in the Snow app. I pretty much used every filter I think she'd use up to it's maximum setting, sometimes a 2-3 times. Big eyes filter? Just slap that on max a couple times. Small face? Small chin? Liquify? White skin? Check check check. I shamelessly used a whole bunch of filters and I still don't think it's as many as she actually uses on her own.
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I think she might also use a ring light to make it even brighter? All her IG photos look like really light blasted polaroids.

 

[Miss Misery]

Best thing about this is that she does the fish face to spite someone on lolcow who was raging about how annoying it was.

I think she also does it to puff out those crevasses masquerading as nasolabial folds.

 

[melty]

For what it's worth I couldn't find a way to make her cheeks puffier in Snow (which I'm positive is the app she uses) probably because most people don't want that.
So that's another reason to do it, you can always slim your face in the app.

 

[WonderWino]

She will be doing that shtick til she’s sixty, prancing around in clothes 40 years too young for her, with so many video smoothing filters applied that her face will warp into Odo from DS9

I'm thinking she'll look more like the disease ravaged female changeling

....I think her attitude is pretty similar as well. Especially the 'your opinion was not solicited' part

 

[AbraCadaver]

I want to see the looks on the faces of the pedo fans when they excitedly swarm up to a convention to meet their UwU pastel monster gremlin princess elf tween...and ta-dahhhh, it’s leather-skinned Lorena looking in her regular 30’s, no filters to make her look 12, wearing that stupid zero-two costume.

Seriously, just the few candids from the last couple years make it clear her skincare is rubbish. Wear sunscreen, you wrinkled bitch. And find a better foundation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Lori doesn't have the breasts to do justice to cow print. Instead, she should be wearing male swimwear.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I want to see the looks on the faces of the pedo fans when they excitedly swarm up to a convention to meet their UwU pastel monster gremlin princess elf tween...and ta-dahhhh, it’s leather-skinned Lorena looking in her regular 30’s, no filters to make her look 12, wearing that stupid zero-two costume.

Seriously, just the few candids from the last couple years make it clear her skincare is rubbish. Wear sunscreen, you wrinkled bitch. And find a better foundation.

Fortunately for Lori, no one will recognize her to ruin the illusion.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Funny how someone who prides themselves on being so ~smol~ and looking like they've just escaped from Auschwitz has to puff her cheeks out to give the illusion that her leathery skin actually has some collagen in it.

 

[Little_Bird]

Ahhhh the farms didn’t want to keep their little bird. (F’s in the chat y’all lol) but basically I have been doing my best to contact as MANY drama channels as possible to get the word out there. So far I have two who are interested in covering the story but they are still on the fence because of how niche cosplay drama is. I am only doing my part to spread awareness because when you see it, you say it, you know? I am very fortunate to have contacts that can help spread the word so I am only a background person (honestly irrelevant.) but I am here to help.

 

[unidentified code]

Ahhhh the farms didn’t want to keep their little bird. (F’s in the chat y’all lol) but basically I have been doing my best to contact as MANY drama channels as possible to get the word out there. So far I have two who are interested in covering the story but they are still on the fence because of how niche cosplay drama is. I am only doing my part to spread awareness because when you see it, you say it, you know? I am very fortunate to have contacts that can help spread the word so I am only a background person (honestly irrelevant.) but I am here to help.

 

[Miss Misery]

Ahhhh the farms didn’t want to keep their little bird. (F’s in the chat y’all lol) but basically I have been doing my best to contact as MANY drama channels as possible to get the word out there. So far I have two who are interested in covering the story but they are still on the fence because of how niche cosplay drama is. I am only doing my part to spread awareness because when you see it, you say it, you know? I am very fortunate to have contacts that can help spread the word so I am only a background person (honestly irrelevant.) but I am here to help.

Stop being a fucking retard.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Ahhhh the farms didn’t want to keep their little bird. (F’s in the chat y’all lol) but basically I have been doing my best to contact as MANY drama channels as possible to get the word out there. So far I have two who are interested in covering the story but they are still on the fence because of how niche cosplay drama is. I am only doing my part to spread awareness because when you see it, you say it, you know? I am very fortunate to have contacts that can help spread the word so I am only a background person (honestly irrelevant.) but I am here to help.

Hi Lori

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Hi Lori

I doubt it's Lori, the other farms faggotry is off charts these days. Probably their trolling plans was encouraged there and they thought they'll be praised for it here too.
Lori and Kevin don't seem to have the courage to acknowledge this thread.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

I doubt it's Lori, the other farms faggotry is off charts these days. Probably their trolling plans was encouraged there and they thought they'll be praised for it here too.
Lori and Kevin don't seem to have the courage to acknowledge this thread.

I also wanted to try a Lori-esque edit. I tried to make her face look somewhat believable, but couldn't do that while hiding the smoker's mouth she has.

I doubt it's Lori, the other farms faggotry is off charts these days. Probably their trolling plans was encouraged there and they thought they'll be praised for it here too.
Lori and Kevin don't seem to have the courage to acknowledge this thread.

Definitely not Lori because the little bird came here after s/he got banned on the other farms. Someone is just bored and looking for attention/asspats.