Dakari-King Mykan
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StupidSexyFlanders
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Jesus I remember this guy from years back.
He was well known for writing lots of (bad) fanfiction for shows that didn't end in the way he approved of, so he'd make a "better" ending and shove his own self inserts into it all. Digimon was a big thing for him where he wrote himself in as some God King Emperor or some shit and made all the cast grovel before him.
He also wanted to be a voice actor but was vehemently against the idea of going to college or even school itself, claiming that he'd get discovered because of his awesome talents. I see that went well for him.
He was well known for writing lots of (bad) fanfiction for shows that didn't end in the way he approved of, so he'd make a "better" ending and shove his own self inserts into it all. Digimon was a big thing for him where he wrote himself in as some God King Emperor or some shit and made all the cast grovel before him.
He also wanted to be a voice actor but was vehemently against the idea of going to college or even school itself, claiming that he'd get discovered because of his awesome talents. I see that went well for him.
Hawlucha
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Classic
Also this is totally not me nor I know why it was on the related section
Also this is totally not me nor I know why it was on the related section
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I talked to Mykan on IRC once in his pre-MLP days. His ego is incomparable and intolerable.
Hawlucha
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The sad thing about him is if he were to have a sense of humility he wouldn't be a big of a lolcow as he is... or was (I believe his status peaked in 2012 and then it all went to hell from then on.) He and CWC only share a love for plagiarism; outside of it there's really nothing common between the two.
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I don't really care how lolcows compare with Chris, but Mykan has a lot of other traits that make him a lolcow. He's a gigantic idiot, a manchild, a 90s fetishist, a self-described messiah, an artiste, a full barrel brimming with undiluted edge, and so on. A man who claims he got PTSD because the characters he likes in Teen Titans and Digimon didn't get together at the end and who thinks of fandom disagreements as literal wars is going to end up getting laughed at a lot by the internet regardless of his ego. Then again, one could argue that this is all tied to his gigantic ego... =p
tl;dr mykan is dumb
Hawlucha
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80s, actually. But as I said before he has waned in terms of interest (as a lolcow, not that he himself is interesting) and he's becoming a bit of a sympathetic hero fighting the good fight against the big bad German trolls (at least that's what I get from his only female fan who goes with him in Anime North.)
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Update (my apologies for necro-posting and/or being late):he decided to kill the baby in order to get back at one of his critics who suffered a miscarriage as well (maybe in an attempt to "trigger" her or something).
What a lovely guy.
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daisyrage
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From experience, Mykan is both the most entertaining and frustrating person to talk to. Entertaining cos he's ludicrous, but frustrating cos sensible advice and logic just bounces off of him.
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And apparently, he claims he went to a hyper-religious school that taught a Holocaust-denying curriculum (assuming he's not lying out of his ass). That's...interesting.
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daisyrage
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Dunno about denial, but he was totally ignorant about the fact the holocaust ever happened. Dude had no idea what it was.
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Besides shitty education, how is that even possible? I mean, HOW?
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Actually, on one chat, he thought that Hitler had dropped a nuclear bomb on the Jews, and that was why they called it a nuclear holocaust.
He was 23 at the time.
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That ought to make ANYONE feel good about how educated about the world they are. I mean Jesus, how stupid can one person get?
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Accel_Rider
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So, has this guy wrote any revenge fic about kiwi farms? I mean, he likes to do that. He did so for project after
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I don't think he's aware of us at the moment. Hopefully.
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Would have been easier to kill both, if you ask me. And kill the "waifu" while he's at it.
If he did, it would be funny to see what it'd be like to see the Teen Titans versus Null and Hellblazer. And Connor makes a cameo somewhere in there.
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I...actually want to see that now.
UglyOldJafar
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sorry for necromancing this thread, but I may have stumbled upon something kinda funny.
Turns out this guy has actually a Q&A about his fanfic and his world of "Unicornicopia" he created for his My little Pony mock.
Holy shit.
It is like CWCville all over again, if not even more of a dictatorship. In his world, there aren't even movies or books allowed. The reason? Because he also wants to forbid them in real life.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/589093/my-brave-pony-starfleet-magic-qa#page/1
Turns out this guy has actually a Q&A about his fanfic and his world of "Unicornicopia" he created for his My little Pony mock.
Holy shit.
It is like CWCville all over again, if not even more of a dictatorship. In his world, there aren't even movies or books allowed. The reason? Because he also wants to forbid them in real life.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/589093/my-brave-pony-starfleet-magic-qa#page/1
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See, this is what happens when you take your autistic kid to a Holocaust-denying school.