Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Lame Entropy]

Queer in NY during a pandemic? Probably struggling, no one cares about her stupid chair. Mentioning the brand was absolutely unnecessary. Also, I don't know how she's comfortable leaving a $1500 chair just lying around. If I order anything that expensive I'm on it instantly and watching out for it like a hawk. It's easy to not care when something was essentially free for her I guess. I hope it gets stolen but she'll just grift for another one.

 

[inquizadoor]

she turned off commenting bc she got called out lol

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

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she turned off commenting bc she got called out lol

Jude please buy cool chairs for the whole thread please and thank you. Give me your grifter money.

 

[Barbarella]

If that chair gets stolen, she’ll cry over that more than she did for her mother.

Porch Pirate: pls steal.

 

[AbraCadaver]

WTF is wrong with all you gay fucks? She said she’d give you fifty dollars! So just hop in a Uber over to her place during your workday during the busiest day of the week for traffic, move her chair up some stairs, then get an Uber ride back! After the Uber fees, you’ll probably end up with like ten dollars left over, and it only cost you 45 minutes of your time! An hour, tops! How is that not a bargain you queer shitlords?

It’s almost like you don’t have any solidarity with a fat shut-in who claims to be gay-adjacent for internet points but has never been in a relationship with a woman, trans or cis, ever.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Judy, am legit crippled wammins of color. Pls do be giving me money, you just spent what my mortgage costs for five months on a cradle for your obese privelidged fat ass

 

[Lame Entropy]

Judy, am legit crippled wammins of color. Pls do be giving me money, you just spent what my mortgage costs for five months on a cradle for your obese privelidged fat ass

Bold of you to assume that you're less privileged than Jude for being disabled while she's a cis-straight-passing whale that claims fibro as a disability. Eat shit and die edge lord.
I hope you're well

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Bold of you to assume that you're less privileged than Jude for being disabled while she's a cis-straight-passing whale that claims fibro as a disability. Eat shit and die edge lord.
I hope you're well

The funny thing about Jude is, the most colour she has is the acanthosis nigricans splotches on her knuckles and elbow creases.

 

[PurpleEater]

Holy shit, this chair saga is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Farms. The milk is good this week.

One of her cult members did say this though which I found to be pretty Islamic:

 

[Tumbo]

Legend says the chair is still in the lobby to this very day.

 

[Lame Entropy]

God I hope she has to go down and get it herself, It's well within her abilities and the bitching afterwards would be hilarious.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I'm not advocating neghole pozzing. But were I local I would help jude be a good little socialist and redistribute some wealth my way.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

This chair-saga shows how much she loves the smell of her own farts. Oh of course she is too speshul and fragile to carry something herself! That's work for lower class people.

 

[Not me]

She is fat, she has motion that works for her!

Seriously I wish someone shows up, carries the chair upstairs take the money and carry downward again and leave. She wouldn't even be fast enough to run down for a chase.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Nothing wrong with joking with your friend but Jude is so inconsistent about her c-ptsd, mentioning death and stabbing on twitter without a trigger warning and tone indicators, how are the autists going to realize this is a joke? Smh what an ableist.

 

[XenomorphThot]

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Fucking amazing

Like many other people here, I hope the chair gets stolen above all else. The nerve of this fucking bitch............ and especially now that we've seen how she posted about it and how she disabled comments when someone called her out (Facebook group clearly isn't as much of a safe space as her twitter and twitch bubble) and went to bitch on twitter. Her lack of self-awareness is stunning me every fucking day...

 

[RonRiot]

Even if she finds some queer to gay it gayly up the stairs it’s still going to sit in its box for days until she has the spoons to unbox it. She’s gonna need another week off streaming after this saga.

 

[TurdFondler]

If you push the chair up the steps I think it ends up weighing like 20lbs. Something about ramps and forces and work. Geriatrics pull those little wire mesh grocery carts up stairs all the time, this is embarrassing.

 

[Win98SE]

Can you imagine listening to her sob story about needing a chair, donating money because you felt bad, then later stumbling upon this tweet where she displays next to zero interest in actually retrieving the purchase? It's sick. At this point I'm convinced that the point of this whole grift wasn't to get a chair, but to remind herself that she could command good money from her supporters if she asked. Moving, rent, camera, chair - what's next?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jude’s feeling squishy about her glorified charity program she runs for herself called Twitch


Simp replies


I wish I could be as marginalized as Jude so I can grift a $1500+ chair

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