DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Autism Spectroscopy]

he was immature because he made too many sex jokes and acted like a perverted 13 year old

Phis was incel until Leanna, went Chad and now he is volcel

 

[Surly Muppet]

A safe experience for Phil, maybe...
But all of the things in the videos factually happened in the past, right?
And I think Phil's stance is that it is never hurtful or painful to state facts?
So it's kind of odd that this factually recorded factful history of factual record could possible create an unsafe space for the audience's fee-fees, let alone his own.
It has always spoke volumes that there are videos still available on his YT channel that are so dangerous to modern Phil they can't be shown live. But a good cult leader needs to sanitize the gospel texts.

I'm honestly confused how, now that all Rambo vods have been viewed, videos exposing Phil's long-held retcons (him telling people to click on ads, etc), his fighting game videos, and videos that constituted the greatest hits of various TIHYDPs, that there is anything interesting left to be nominated or viewed. This is either going to feature videos already seen, or it's going to be Phil nodding off and calling his own gameplay videos boring. Leanna videos are the final frontier and he has yet to get desperate enough to allow those. I haven't looked at the forum, so I'm wondering if Phil needs to find a series of videos to latch onto to fill the stream out.

The hottest question of all, though... what new gimmick will he try to turn into another vest streak? Tips have been low enough and the gacha shakes are setting in... he's probably ready to sell himself out again.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'm not sure what irritates me more, DSP or the people in his chat who seem to unironically enjoy him.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

The hottest question of all, though... what new gimmick will he try to turn into another vest streak? Tips have been low enough and the gacha shakes are setting in... he's probably ready to sell himself out again.

The obvious answer, to me, is for him to have a goal where if he hits $100, then he puts on the Sonic Hat or Yoshi Hat/costume. I can see his troll fans tipping him just to see that, but we all know that he won't do it. You're already whoring yourself out and looking retarded anyway Phil, so why not go for it?....oh yeah, that's because you gotta look "cool" while doing so.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He's not going to risk any miscommunication about it today, and put up the $100 and hint for more... we're just doubling the tip goal for the marathon because there is no later stream. Just flat out... "I'd really like to hit it today."

Phil just said his tax bill this year was unexpectedly high this year.
Well I wonder why it would be so high. Could it be because it scales with your earnings? Because you earned more this year? And we're still in this crisis? Tip-toe around that one, Phil.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

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I know I shouldn't be surprised but, he waits till the day of to review what he's gonna react to? I feel like he works so hard at being so lazy it's amazing.

 

[Full Race Replay]

He's not going to risk any miscommunication about it today, and put up the $100 and hint for more... we're just doubling the tip goal for the marathon because there is no later stream. Just flat out... "I'd really like to hit it today."
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Phil just said his tax bill this year was unexpectedly high this year.
Well I wonder why it would be so high. Could it be because it scales with your earnings? Because you earned more this year? And we're still in this crisis? Tip-toe around that one, Phil.

I hope some faggot wastes 200 of their own or their parents money.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I hope some faggot wastes 200 of their own or their parents money.

OIC, this is your time to shine.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Lyciver has made sexual cheers twice already to start contributions. The first prompted Phil to say it was his last warning (as they all have been), and after the second, we have now paused the stream to tell him to grow up.
"I don't care that you're the top cheerer, you're not going to get away with being disgusting on the stream."
Then he waited for Lyciver to answer, stalling the whole stream. Finally he said 'yes'.
"You all saw it! He said 'yes', he can behave! I gave him a fair chance! If he does disgusting shit, he's out of here!"

To nobody's surprise, nobody is defending him, Phil is just giving him special treatment because he is the top cheerer.

Phil has been repeatedly asked to play Zombies in CoD, and now says that if people kept asking him, he would consider playing it, but nobody has, they are content with the multiplayer.
But if you ask him too often, that's you bugging him and this drives him to not play it. This is another system loaded in Phil's favor.

And we're complaining about having to do taxes tonight. Honestly, what is going on that it takes him multiple hours to get this together? He is paying quarterly taxes, he just went through a bankruptcy, and he has now had the same 'tax guy' for all of that and the previous tax cycle. How could this possibly take this long? He should have half of the necessary records handy.

Rewards for the goals:
At $50 - Gunnars, but he may not wear them the whole marathon because they bug him
At $100 - The Vest, but the options are still restricted from yesterday
At $200 - The Cowboy hat is on. He can't wear the Sonic hat - it bothers him and itches his head. So he won't wear it. He realizes when he says this that he may have forgot to do Ask the King because he was so busy.
There is nothing at $250.

EDIT: Phil can say whatever the fuck he wants. If Twitch bans him, he'll just go to YT, as he did when Twitch banned him. He could be on YT whenever he wants. Phil doesn't need to be there because he got tired of the sexual jokes and 'old mentality shit', and he wants to learn how to be better. And 'NOBODY SAID NINJA WAS A HYPOCRITE'. Only Phil gets criticized.

We have also added a bill - Phil now owes the current tax guy money for work he did last year, before he will do Phil's taxes this year.
This is a lie - Phil said the tax guy made him pay up front for all services and had a fundraiser on Feb 28th, 2020 to pay him.

Edit 2: Oh my god. He is spinning hard. When asked why he is relying on tips and can't just lean more on subs and cheers that can't be charged back...

Phil said when he was rolling in dough years ago, and he blew it, it didn't matter when contributions came in.
Now the 1 month delay for tips and cheers are 'hard' because 'some of us are living month-to-month'.
Phil can't shift and start relying on his Twitch paycheck alone.
When explaining how his bills work, Phil just said that the Twitch payments cover mortgage and tax bills (as we have speculated), and his tips cover everything else.
'Only a giant contribution could turn that around', and there is extra stuff to cushion himself for a month so that he could then start to budget (OiC and Boone don't count, clearly).
But that is dangerous because it is putting 'all your eggs in one basket'. At any moment, something could happen that screws you over, and then you have no source of income because you tied all your support into one source. You need to diversify your income so you have alternate sources.

This is... just backwards. This is literally what he does now - he just explained why he is reliant on tips. And if it sounds like this made no sense... it didn't. He made completely contradictory statements and then continued as though they were supporting his overall arguments.

 

[Balr0g]

He's not going to risk any miscommunication about it today, and put up the $100 and hint for more... we're just doubling the tip goal for the marathon because there is no later stream. Just flat out... "I'd really like to hit it today."
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Phil just said his tax bill this year was unexpectedly high this year.
Well I wonder why it would be so high. Could it be because it scales with your earnings? Because you earned more this year? And we're still in this crisis? Tip-toe around that one, Phil.

Seems like Phil didn't read the Farms with 100% attention. I mentioned this several times. And even Phil should have seen this coming with his succes in the vest streaks and the incredible hih sub count that is no indication of how good his Twitch channel really is. MAybe the succesful bankruptcy also added something to it? Wasn't there something about it in the bankruptcy thread?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Fuck it, I'll say it. Lycifurrysoul needs to be shot. Yea im mad at the internet, IDGAF! I can't stand this fucking guy. He's gonna end up being found with bodies in his basement guaranteed!!! This POS is way worse than derich. And of course he's Phil's number 1 fan. Just like Vidar, a fucking stain on society.

Edit: This pre stream is crazy. Holy shit.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Massive rant about sex in games. Again.

He said that people need to respect his choices now that he is a married man, and to stop telling him what to do in his playthroughs. If you want to see those scenes, then more power to you, you can go play the game yourself. You have no right to tell Phil what to do.

So I guess Phil is fine if you drop the $60 on the game yourself and give him nothing?
You're a business Phil.
If his fans had any sense, they'd have all nominated the 300 clips of him lusting at his statues and boobs in games for this retrospective.

Further, you are immature if you don't understand his stance. I do want to assert again, though, that you're pretty immature if you can't separate yourself from the game character on screen. In fact, I'd say being unable to do that by your mid 30's suggests there is some mental illness a work...

Edit: This pre stream is crazy. Holy shit.

This is a wild train wreck. He is completely fired up and in full defense mode about everything.

EDIT: Sexual content is to be enjoyed in private with your partner, it is not to be broadcasted on the internet. When it happens in games, it's uncomfortable to share it.
This is turning into a middle school sex-ed class now...
He really doesn't understand that video game characters are not real people having live sex in front of him, apparently. This really does beg the question... does he avert his eyes when people kiss in movies?

 

[Comma]

My god, this pre-stream is off the charts autistic. It's one toxic rant after another for over an hour and counting.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Phil said when he was rolling in dough years ago, and he blew it, it didn't matter when contributions came in.
Now the 1 month delay for tips and cheers are 'hard' because 'some of us are living month-to-month'.
Phil can't shift and start relying on his Twitch paycheck alone.
When explaining how his bills work, Phil just said that the Twitch payments cover mortgage and tax bills (as we have speculated), and his tips cover everything else.
'Only a giant contribution could turn that around', and there is extra stuff to cushion himself for a month so that he could then start to budget (OiC and Boone don't count, clearly).

Where is his dumb bitch wife in all of this??? I thought she worked?!?

Edit: I'm going on record, he's getting banned today!

 

[Surly Muppet]

He is berating people for not letting go of Rambo and bugging Phil to talk to him.
It's all archived, but that is the past. It ain't gonna change back, let it go.

This is a retarded thing to say at the start of a retrospective marathon.

EDIT: Oh for fuck sake. They baited him over the line.
He just called breast feeding disgusting, he doesn't want to see that shit. It was only added in that one game for 'shock value'.
Bad take, Phil. Really bad take. You literally cannot say this and posit yourself as 'mature'.

 

[PieceofShet]

Even God had enough of this bullshit and cut his audio lol

edit: 2 mins after he said he runs a professional quality stream.

edit2: wtf is going on on this prestream?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

He just called breast feeding disgusting, he doesn't want to see that shit. It was only added in that one game for 'shock value'.
Bad take, Phil. Really bad take. You literally cannot say this and posit yourself as 'mature'.

Wonder why he hasn’t taken this take to Twitter yet...

 

[Iron Hamster]

My god, this pre-stream is off the charts autistic. It's one toxic rant after another for over an hour and counting.

I'm just baffled people pay for it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Now ranting about how open-minded he is, and anyone who tries to make him do something he doesn't want to is a bigot.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

"I'm not gonna change! This is who I've become as a content creator over the years! I feel that I've changed to become someone who puts out a certain kind of content thats more chill and relaxed, even though there's rage".

He said this in about a 5 second span. I think this pretty well sums up today's entire pre stream. Just a train wreck of non sense and contradiction