Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

His IG is becoming unbearable. He’s such an enormous POS, he absolutely needs to be trolled 24/7. But because he’s incredibly stupid and a raging narcissist, he can’t tell the trolls that fawn all over him with sweet comments are a joke, even when their profile names are blatantly obvious! Smug, confident Fatty is just awful. He needs to be knocked back off the high horse soon.
 
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Took me a minute to crack the “code”
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AbraCadaver said:
My fave part of this is that he immediately dismisses the concept of personalities, likes, hobbies, interests...none of that matters for couples, only basic animal rutting instinct.

LUCAS HORNY NOW LUCAS HAVE MATE NOW LUCAS HAVE SEX NOW NOW NOW

Women don’t have thoughts or personalities! They’re just hot arses and tits connected via a torso with some arms and legs thrown in and a mouth for blowjobs! Who gives a fuck what they think about or feel? A wife for Lucas is a body to have sex with and also to work a job to buy him food and put a roof over his head, plus a uterus for future molested daughter production!

And Lucas wonders why the only women who will talk to him are obvious catfish like this “not yet 18 girl.”
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"Lucas. Vagina!" is an actual quote. He typed it, but I like to imagine him groaning it in frustration, or howling it on a dark and stormy night.

It's amusing that Lucas's understanding of human courtship as a matter of animal instincts and inexorable chemical reactions leaves him room to still have sex. He lacks the social skills and savvy to successfully imitate what he sees other men do. He is a retard and cannot get what he wants with what he has. But as a silverback swollen with telomerase, all Lucas needs to do is cross paths with a Gen Z bae that's in heat, and nature will takes it course. It's science.
 
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mothman96 said:
That's the 2nd time he's said that. I'm wondering if what he means is he's going to take down the "cockblockers", like cops take down guys who do illegal stuff.


That's the Freaks major attraction. To him she's underage.
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I really hope he means he is going to call the cops on the next guy/s who he perceives is cock-blocking him. Now that would be entertaining as hell.
 
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Deathsprinkles said:
In his newest video, "Just admit I'd be a good dad."


Yea the schizo bipolar homeless autist who eats off the sidewalk, spends all his money on retarded shit, and can't even take care of himself in the most basic ways, would be a good dad.
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" Gee Dad, I just fell down and skinned my knee!"

"Don't worry, son! Just slap some sriracha mayo on it and you're good to go!"

( I know we expect Lucas to be disgusting, but Sriracha mayo on saltines is simple, but vile.)
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
This is one of his best videos in a long time. Pure distilled Lucas without any of the bullshit.

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Absolutely! Him mooing about how he is plenty good and that the government will pay him to have kids. I would love to kick sand in his face. Such a fat low status male. Total burden on society.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
This is one of his best videos in a long time. Pure distilled Lucas without any of the bullshit.

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Loving the gigantic pink tarp he is wearing in this.

Also when he said “you say you’re ACAB but you drive around in your car”.

Does he think ACAB means ‘people that take cabs‘ instead of driving/owning a car?

Because we know he has no idea what ACAB actually means and if this is his interpretation of it I’d be overjoyed with that level of stupidity.

Maybe I heard it wrong?
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Loving the gigantic pink tarp he is wearing in this.

Also when he said “you say you’re ACAB but you drive around in your car”.

Does he think ACAB means ‘people that take cabs‘ instead of driving/owning a car?

Because we know he has no idea what ACAB actually means and if this is his interpretation of it I’d be overjoyed with that level of stupidity.

Maybe I heard it wrong?
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All these different things are connected to him. He has this stereotyped image of what a young gen z commie should be, and any deviation makes the whole figurative house of cards fall apart in his head.
 
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Deathsprinkles said:
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Fatty's been reading here again, he must have taken that "insecure" comment to heart.


It's ok Lucas, we didn't mean to hurt your feelings bud. You're plenty good. LMFAO JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU FAT BOY!!!
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If it didn’t have the url at the bottom, I’d wear that shirt.

Also lol “the government will pay for my children.” Because that works out SO well for kids on the dole.

It’s proof Lucas just wants to reproduce to prove his sperm isn’t rancid and he can get sex. But it is and he can’t. He doesn’t care about a quality of life for his children...none of that “I will work myself to the bone to give my kids the best future possible” that normal parents have...he thinks children are just livestock and as long as you throw government-issued food rations at them and a horrible welfare flat, good enough. He really doesn’t give a fuck how his kids grow up, who they become...just as long as he HAS them, hopefully gets to inherit the Elk Kingdom by knocking Roy’s grandchild into a woman...and hopefully someday, ending up with a defenceless 12 year old daughter he can molest, because he sired her so she is his property and it’s totally legal and morally fine.

There are few things in this strange and upsetting current year that we can count on to always be there to reassure us, but at least we have one comforting thought.

THANK GOD LUCAS WERNER WILL NEVER PROCREATE. AMEN.
 
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