DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"my life is the best it's ever been" he says whilst desperately begging for money which he's apparently run out of

 

[Comma]

"They are stretching to find stuff to be negative about, because my life has settled down now!"

A 38-year-old begging for money every single day to be able to afford groceries = a settled down life.

You could literally make an 8-hour documentary debunking every single ridiculous claim he has made during this pre-stream using footage of himself claiming or doing the exact opposite at some point.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is in real trouble with something.

But it is not his tax begging that is making him clap hands together and sperg out

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"my life is the best it's ever been" he says whilst desperately begging for money which he's apparently run out of

Remember that infamous stream he did a few years ago where he talked about depression and suicide baited and how he's at a low point in his life but then kept saying that life is great and he has his wife and it's all good and it's best it's ever been? Motherfucker contradicts himself 12 times in 6 seconds.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

This pre stream is just

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

EDIT: Phil can say whatever the fuck he wants. If Twitch bans him, he'll just go to YT, as he did when Twitch banned him. He could be on YT whenever he wants. Phil doesn't need to be there because he got tired of the sexual jokes and 'old mentality shit', and he wants to learn how to be better. And NOBODY SAID NINJA WAS A HYPOCRITE. Only Phil gets criticized.

This is even funnier when combined with the whole "It's not my fault I said retard!" autism wheel he had the other day. Phil can't be held accountable for the dumb shit he said and did, it was the ENVIRONMENT'S fault! Because Phil contributed to Youtube's "sexist atmosphere", that means that's what the entire website is about and still remains so to this day. He HAD to in order to make money! But also Phil's videos have always been for a high IQ audience and he would never sell out
Have you ever, in your life, heard someone regard Youtube as a shithole filled with debauchery, at least to the extent Phil does? You would think it's on the same level as 8chan the way he describes it. Meanwhile Twitch has women literally showing off their tits for simp bucks, but no, Youtube is the degenerate hole of the internet. Delusions of a mad hermit

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

He is in real trouble with something.

But it is not his tax begging that is making him clap hands together and sperg out

He may have found out some bad news about a certain CT khando recently. "Im done with that shit! Its outta my hands! Once I GAVE THEM PERMISSION to foreclose on it, I was done with it".

You sure about that piggy? Something is 100% wrong, and I dont know what it is, but his poker face is terrible

 

[Balr0g]

"They are stretching to find stuff to be negative about, because my life has settled down now!"

An 38-year-old begging for money literally every single day because he has to buy grociers = a settled down life.

Well his debt is certainly settled....for NOW., Damn this guy. You think he has broken the Gin before he started? And this guy is a Twitch partner. I mean yeah Twitch has trannies and deers for it's safety council and a "america deserves 9/11 streamer who got elected as "Streamer of the year " so I guess Phil fits right in. I woder how Phil would react if amazon pulls the plug on Twitch. I know it probably will never happen but that might be the scenario that breaks him

 

[Pargon]

I take back everything I ever said about Phil doing a Just Chatting stream being a bad idea because apparently the moment you pull him away from a controller and disallow the game becoming 98% of his content he just begins collapsing upon himself like a dying star.

Start a podcast, Phil. I will happily be the first patreon subscriber.

 

[PieceofShet]

The 2 best parts of this rant was when he said he dont want to see breastfeeding in games or IRL. Never.
Umm... what about your wife? Okay.

He also said people need to stop living in the past... on a prestream for a retrospective.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

If you ever had any doubt as to whether or not Phil has serious mental issues, this pre-stream should clear that up. This pigroach is fucked in the head. Bonkers. Cuckoo. Lost the plot. Bananas. Insane.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember that infamous stream he did a few years ago where he talked about depression and suicide baited and how he's at a low point in his life but then kept saying that life is great and he has his wife and it's all good and it's best it's ever been? Motherfucker contradicts himself 12 times in 6 seconds.

I've always wanted to see a man fall apart before my eyes.

 

[PieceofShet]

as soon as yt mode started

 

[Crooked 16th]

I wonder what him and his whales have planned to try and make the new vest streak type meme

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He's picked a Witcher 2 vid just so he can rant about how he was correct about CDPR

Edit - and because "it was one of the first videos that received a backlash", so he can rant about how he actually did everything correct

 

[SPhobos]

god damn I cannot stand these streams where the pig sits there agreeing with his past self for hours on end. what an annoying faggot, it's basically just him jerking off but for an entire stream.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

LMAO and now that he's recording for YT, it's nothing but chill and positivity! It's almost like the last 90 mins never happened. I also think I figured out why he was so tahxic. If you got up in the morning and saw this in the mirror, you'd probably hate the world as well!

Edit: I didn't even notice his garage filled with "tools" behind him

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Holy shit he looks like he's getting a boner listening to himself shitting on da trolls, nodding and goat laughing at himself. Jesus Christ this guy is a complete narcissist, not that we needed more proof.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This is absolute gold - the only reason he picked this video was to show he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. PHASITIVITY.

 

[WWE Champion]

Another "Retard" drop, beautiful