DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

Wtffffffff

He's watching him calling people retards during his The Witcher 2 playthrough, and he pauses the video to state that he "doesn't say that anymore".

He literally, LI-TER-ALLY said it yesterday. Yesterday!

You are seriously mentally ill, Phil Burnell.

 

[OverlySensitive]

I forgot about this event thingy of Phil's. I am not sure I want to suffer it either but thank you all of the above for giving the fun tidbits

 

[WWE Champion]

And now he gets defeated by the way too complicated, dark souls level difficulty of Youtube

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

as soon as yt mode started

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Tee-hee! *refunds*

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

lmao he's seething so hard that people have higher standards for their ahnline khantent nowadays. LOOK PEOPLE BACK THEN LOVED MY VIDEOS NO MATTER HOW LOW EFFORT IT WAS, NOW THEY HATE IT!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

He is in real trouble with something.

But it is not his tax begging that is making him clap hands together and sperg out

Maybe he borrowed a nine-pudstar Andre the giant gold card and Mr Mack and Mr Truck from the Scopely mafia want it back?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Next is a Fallout 3 video, where he pauses it to talk about how good the like to dislike ratio is.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He may have found out some bad news about a certain CT khando recently. "Im done with that shit! Its outta my hands! Once I GAVE THEM PERMISSION to foreclose on it, I was done with it".

You sure about that piggy? Something is 100% wrong, and I dont know what it is, but his poker face is terrible

Or perhaps he is salty because Edge won the30 sweaty man toss off last Sunday

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Holy shit he looks like he's getting a boner listening to himself shitting on da trolls, nodding and goat laughing at himself. Jesus Christ this guy is a complete narcissist, not that we needed more proof.

"I agree with myself" has been literally every single Retrospective event. He always talks about how dumb and edgy his younger self was but whenever he's watching his older videos he always, always both makes excuses for and is on the same side of old DSP. Defends the ragequits, pardons the language, laughs at all his own jokes. You'd think you were seeing a father watching recordings of his son from years ago. Not one clue as to why or how Phil has "improved" since then.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I wonder what him and his whales have planned to try and make the new vest streak type meme

He was just rattling on about how 'naughty nightwear' was a meme back in the day, so brace yourself.

He is also focusing on how positive the comments are on the Fallout 3 video. After years of denying it, he admitted that he policed the comments on YT. So there are likely no negative comments because he already removed them.
He also refused to state what video it was because trolls would now go and comment and downvote it. He 'doesn't care' but... he apparently does...

His PayPal is also 'not updating' so he sees he has a tip but it needs to wait until after the next video. Naturally. We're not trying to hide money or anything.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Now we have Sniper Elite, where he still finds the ball shots hillarious. But breast feeding and kissing are disgusting and shouldn't be put in games.

 

[WWE Champion]

Watching digital balls with creepy, boomer uncle Phil

 

[Philbo Beggins]

50 dollar tip from GuitarCuck1939 - What a hero.

 

[ZehnBoat]

lmao he's seething so hard that people have higher standards for their ahnline khantent nowadays. LOOK PEOPLE BACK THEN LOVED MY VIDEOS NO MATTER HOW LOW EFFORT IT WAS, NOW THEY HATE IT!

guys i was the best football player in ivy league in 1900 but now they say i'm not good enough now, isn't that horrible?

 

[Surly Muppet]

GuitarPlayer1939 tipped $50. Phil immediately used it to beg for the full $200.
He just sat on a $50 tip for upwards of 10 minutes because 'PayPal wouldn't update'. Absolute lie.

Phil was using frame skips on YT to watch testicles explode in slow motion, looking for glitches, in grainy video from his pre-direct capture era, when his tip came in.
I would be embarrassed to unironically enjoy this, never mind give $50. After that prestream, that tips goal should be left to rot. This man desperately needs psychological help, not money.

But on the upside, he'll now look like a clown wearing the platinum vest for the remainder of the time.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

He is watching God Of War and said "I dont know who this boss is,I know its IN HADES"

This mother fucker thinks Hades is a place.

 

[The Clown Dimension]

Breast-feeding in Amnesia? I don't want that shit in my horror videogame, it was for shock value!

Shooting a guy's testicles in Sniper Elite 2? Let me rewatch it 3 times and go frame-by-frame to analyze this.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Gets a $1 tip asking him to play the Wonder Waffle SF4 vid.

"Oh yeah, the the guy got a double perfect because all my buttons stopped working"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He is watching God Of War and said "I dont know who this boss is,I know its IN HADES"

This mother fucker thinks Hades is a place.

Nah he's most likely referring to the indie game, Hades. Saying "This Greek character in a game with a Greek setting is in another game with a Greek setting!" as some attempt at street cred is still retarded, though.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He is watching God Of War and said "I dont know who this boss is,I know its IN HADES"

This mother fucker thinks Hades is a place.

isn't hades a place too

you know, the place where hades, the god, is?

phil, you remember the place, but not the boss