They don't, it's a wiki. A video game wiki, meaning that it has even less value than a normal wiki.
I like to think Daniel and Jackson are trading methods on how to DIY sterilize themself’s like Dwight in the Office.Not only confirming that they are still trying for baby ((()))s but...
Appears to suggest that Daniel might be equally cucked. Good for Cuckson, I guess.
It was the peak of her real achievements and she never progressed beyond first-job-out-of-college level. She tries to compensate for her failures in life by inventing identities, but it’s junk-food validation.
It's the one thing in her miserable failure of a life that she actually has legitimate credentials for, and even with that going for her, she is still a completely unemployable loser, utterly useless and not even worth minimum wage pay.
It's California. She doesn't even need to bother. Whoever was legally married to her is presumptively the father. And the other can be pursued for child support as well under a theory of parentage by estoppel, which exists in California. So they're both fucked, no matter whose load of pure soy contained a single sperm that got lucky.
Is her "marriage" to Daniel even actually legal though? I thought her legal marriage was to Jackson and her fake poly one to Daniel. Seem like Jackson would be the one further cucked being the presumptive father of Daniel's kid.
No, Cuckson is the actual "husband." The cuck ceremony with Daniel means nothing legally. But he could still be on the hook for child support (if Becky gets knocked up by some third person) if he helps raise the child enough to create an expectation of continuing support.
The actual sperm donor would be some third guy Becky finds online and cucks both of them with. Then of course she'd accuse that guy of rape.
this sounds less like "not legal advice and I am not giving you legal counsel by typing this" and more like "I have studied the tongues of Mordor, and how they may be spoken to render curses upon the unwary"
Along with lots of borderline-abusive tweets about how she can’t stand to look at the child because she sees her rapist’s face.
Followed swiftly by tweets asking to be called a hero for dumping her infant at No Questions drop-off and then heading right next door to the dispensary.
I think she understands on some level just how badly she blew it when she punted her job at Riot. She had a plum gig at a company that was going up like a rocket, and all she had to do to keep it was put forth a basic level of effort and use slightly more discretion when trying to mount her co-workers. But if she had the kind of forethought that lets you see more than two hours into the future, she wouldn't be Becky.
In the event of a baby, this is probably the best outcome for the kid.
Being harvested for stem cells as an embryo would be a better fate than being raised by Bex Gerber.
And then postpartum psychosis when she murders her own newborn child.
I've noticed that many lolcows don't know when to quit. They take good fortune as an indication they'll always be living on easy street, and push their luck.
I'm surprised we haven't gotten the "Daniel's horrible for not landing me a gaming gig at his new studio, boo-hoo!" saga yet. Maybe she's saving that one up.
She is 100% the type. I've heard of husbands having to lock themselves in the bathroom with their newborns after the mothers have a post-partum rage, and Becky would be the type to either try something like that.
Lose some weight you fat whore. Is that too much to ask when you're pretending to be interested in bringing another person into the world? You literally can't quick packing on the pounds even when another human being depends on you?
Those are a lot of words to say "I'm trying to guilt trip you into giving me (and mostly me) money because I'm angry that other people will do my job for free, so no one sees value in it."
People actually experiencing infertility don’t care when their baby would be born.
