Lolcow Null - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto 2.0 - aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts

[Bork Laser]

Bringing something new would give it reason to continue, which is acting against my ultimate (& eventually-realized) goal.

Also, can't be a perma-virgin, the same way none of you can state what real writers or real regular persons think or do.

Lastly, no need to attempt establishing superiority, as anyone with average-or-better intelligence can see that one post from me along with one from anyone else makes my comparative superiority obvious.

what would you be doing right now if we never made a thread about you

 

[Tranhuviya]

Null continues to refuse to release Rika's single "Doing Old Men in the Butt" despite increasing demand. What other musical achievements is this cruel tyrant hiding?

 

[Watcher]

what would you be doing right now if never made a thread about you

He'd be having lots of sex and making his millions off his memoirs if we hadn't made a dang dirty thread about him

 

[SpessCaptain]

Sometimes I just see the Thesaurus on TJ's table.

Oh sorry: "A REVERSE DICTIONARY"

 

[Cowlick]

what would you be doing right now if we never made a thread about you

Not correcting your mistake as I just did. That's for sure.

 

[fishercat]

This thread is magical and I love you guys.

 

[KingofManga420]

I actually write like someone with far-higher intelligence & far-higher comprehension of the language than that. It is your lack thereof that makes it seem the way you describe, along with the understandably-natural mistake of believing the problem to be possessed/experienced by the other person.

I agree.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Not correcting your mistake as I just did. That's for sure.

Do you ever think about what you're typing before typing it or is it some sort of free flow of autism?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Bringing something new would give it reason to continue, which is acting against my ultimate (& eventually-realized) goal.

Also, can't be a perma-virgin, the same way none of you can state what real writers or real regular persons think or do.

Lastly, no need to attempt establishing superiority, as anyone with average-or-better intelligence can see that one post from me along with one from anyone else makes my comparative superiority obvious.

No one dies a virgin, TJ. Even you. In the end, death fucks us all, and sadly that may be the only lovemaking you'll experience. I do believe I can speak for what makes a "real writer", all I would have to do is open the nearest book to me--in this case being Clash of Kings, by George R.R. Martin--and count the ampersands. I could do this with every book in my house and there would still be less ampersands in any book than in one page of whatever dribble you write.

Also, about that comparisons thing, the first thing people usually think when they see someone claiming they're more intelligent than a group of people is, "Golly gee, what a moron." Anyone with reading comprehension and a head that doesn't have as much water as yours does could see that.

 

[autism420]

Also, can't be a perma-virgin

You have never had your dick in another person's orifice and you never will. Therefore you are a perma-virgin.

Lastly, no need to attempt establishing superiority, as anyone with average-or-better intelligence can see that one post from me along with one from anyone else makes my comparative superiority obvious.

I will give you $5000 if you can show me one person who agrees with you. One single person besides yourself.

 

[Red_Rager]

Looks like we have another thread for our lord &/or savior Jesus Church

 

[Squealer]

Sup shitheds, can I come in or is it too early?

 

[ASoulMan]

First Holden jumps in, and now our lord and savior TJ Church has arrived.

Break out the wine bottles!

 

[Red_Rager]

First Holden jumps in, and now our lord and savior Mr. Church has arrived.

Break out the wine bottles!

@ScarletJusticeWitch and @Stray Sheep let us down, man, they didn't bring the whine liked I asked

 

[Squealer]

I feel like I stepped in something bigger than I can hanfke

 

[DogshitTaco]

@Cowlick you fucker, get back to your own pasture. I brought Baja Blast Mountain Dew for everyone in honor of your thread's 1 year anniversary and yes, I'll even give you a can. Sorry for the off topic, Kiwis, carry on!

 

[Papa Nier]

I actually write like someone with far-higher intelligence & far-higher comprehension of the language than that. It is your lack thereof that makes it seem the way you describe, along with the understandably-natural mistake of believing the problem to be possessed/experienced by the other person.

Proofreading is a crucial part of the writing process, you know. Since you've been so well-behaved, I thought I'd be nice and give you a free edit. It never hurts to have a second opinion!

 

[WireSponge]

Sup shitheds, can I come in or is it too early?

Get the fuck out. This is the big boy pool. No one even likes you, Gerald.

 

[Cowlick]

You have never had your dick in another person's orifice and you never will. Therefore you are a perma-virgin.

Save that post for any thread they write about you, since it may be true about you, but is already false about me. (Besides the fact TAA's post prior to yours also proves yours false.)

 

[BritBong]

Save that post for any thread they write about you, since it may be true about you, but is already false about me. (Besides the fact TAA's post prior to yours also proves yours false.)

So the "No, U" defense?