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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Chris is receiving 'serious triggers' from watching Pony Life.

This is supposed to be a goddess with the sheer mental, physical and spiritual strength and toughness to merge dimensions. Getting triggered over a cartoon for little kids.

I don't hold out much hope for Da Merge.
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You'll regret saying that. Even JAESUS wears a Sonichu medallion.
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Octane said:
You'll regret saying that. Even JAESUS wears a Sonichu medallion.View attachment 1902501
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"Christian Dogmas" has a whole new meaning in my schizo mind right now.

Hogar Grupal said:
I questioned some time ago whether or not he got another name change to add "Sonichu" as a surname. If he didn't, those documents would count and he'd be charged with falsifying documents/perjury, right?
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Probably the court take it only as pure autism... he got several slaps on the wrist for the amount of shit he did cause "tard card" got thrown in the process left and right.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
I think i know what Dr wolf video is talking about but it has nothing to do with how the new gen is chris's ideal "4 more years of G4!" bull crap.

He's basically addressing the retarted tweet one of the next gen showrunners made about how g5 will be full of blm zebras and the main character will be antifa members...ok ok to be serious.

He's addressing the style change the new series will have and how it'll be a continuation from FiM with more emphasis on social issues and all that. Stuff that even non fans feel this franchise let alone series really...really doesn't need.


but of course that pig head of chris's sees it as something else entirely and turns it into ammo for his inability to accept any kind of change made to something he's obsessed over


also: god lord that thumbnail is a borderline cursed image. I say borderline because at least the artist didn't put blm or biden 2020 on their signs
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Since it’s a show to sell plastic ponies to little girls I doubt its going to be anything more than rich villain learns not to pollute and sings a song about it or disabled pony can be a good friend too.
 
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Octane said:
I don't think so. Chris may be a delusional slow-in-the-mind, but he's shown that he's perfectly capable of dropping his shit in a serious situation (e.g. he doesn't say Sonichu is his defendant in court or something)
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Nagibatel said:
He has literally signed his name as "Chris Chan Sonichu" in court documents.
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Yeah, mongo is getting bolder every day. He also babbled to therapists about da merge, something he really shouldn't have done (not that it changed anything, but...).

Maybe he wouldn't try to overrule a judge's authority in court with his pony princess/CPU/Goddess nonsense just yet, but at this rate he'll get there.

Some years ago, Chris coming out as a flaming faggot, or just ever uploading another video to YouTube was considered downright impossible.

Chris idiocy (and petulance) knows no bounds.
 
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From the person who hates canon and said that C-197 is a neutral dimension where every characters exist except someone like Rick Grimes, now tells which is canon.
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Tikbalang said:
From the person who hates canon and said that C-197 is a neutral dimension where every characters exist except someone like Rick Grimes, now tells which is canon.
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Then I guess in toon world Sonichu has let himself go and is probably overweight now that his body is inhabited by a manchild that never exercises and we haven't seen Sonichu playing any sports in Chris' body so... Everyone's just fat and lazy now?
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Since it’s a show to sell plastic ponies to little girls I doubt its going to be anything more than rich villain learns not to pollute and sings a song about it or disabled pony can be a good friend too.
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At this point I'd actually welcome 80s/90s style morals like that over the bs shows like su and owl house spit out.... Unfortunately I'm sure so would Chris. He loves animation from that time because it was all simple black and white morality and easy to mentally digest writing back than
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Then I guess in toon world Sonichu has let himself go and is probably overweight now that his body is inhabited by a manchild that never exercises and we haven't seen Sonichu playing any sports in Chris' body so... Everyone's just fat and lazy now?
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Sonichu is supposedly be the active one but now we haven't seen him running. Just a daily routine of Vidya, McDonald's and Mass Debating
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Then I guess in toon world Sonichu has let himself go and is probably overweight now that his body is inhabited by a manchild that never exercises and we haven't seen Sonichu playing any sports in Chris' body so... Everyone's just fat and lazy now?
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That's the really deep lore shit about Sonichu: he's always been a fat loser just like Chris, and just like Chris always draws a thin, idealized version of himself in the comics, he did the same with Sonichu.
 
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has chris put that taser prateor bought him to himself or somebody yet? he bragged in a leaked audio about how he legit believes he could take the shock if he does.

waiting for chris to taser someone (or himself) is like giving a monkey a pistol and waiting for it to learn how to shoot it to see who get's hurt.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I’d be a bit worried to ask if Chris has been keeping in shape in Sonichu’s body in case he gives a gross answer about having regular sex with Rosechu to stay fit or something.
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I remember early in this whole "body swap" bullshit that Sonichu was "inhabiting" Chris' body, but Chris was supposedly just himself in Toon Town. But I guess Chris forgot about that since apparently he's possessing Sonichu's body. Either scenario carries some horrifying implications. If the scenario is that Chris is there as himself and not driving Sonichu's body around, then what is Sonichu's physical form doing? Just sitting catatonic in a chair somewhere, staring dead-eyed off into the aether? Is it in the hospital hooked up to feeding tubes and IVs and ventilators so it won't die? Did Pazuzu come along Sonichu's unoccupied body and take it over for himself? And if it's the scenario where Chris' soul is in Sonichu's body, how do we know he informed anyone that he's really Chris and not Sonichu? How can we be certain that Chris isn't running around pretending to be Sonichu, ruining Sonichu's good name and reputation? And what about Rosechu? Is he committing sexual assault by having sex with her while pretending to be her husband? Or if he told everyone that it's actually Chris inside Sonichu's body, then what are Rosechu and their children doing without their husband/father all this time? And what about Chris' harem of Pokémon, pony, and mutant hedgehog abomination spouses? Is Chris having sex with them using Sonichu's body? Any way you look at the situation it's just horrifying.
 
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The Dude said:
I remember early in this whole "body swap" bullshit that Sonichu was "inhabiting" Chris' body, but Chris was supposedly just himself in Toon Town. But I guess Chris forgot about that since apparently he's possessing Sonichu's body. Either scenario carries some horrifying implications. If the scenario is that Chris is there as himself and not driving Sonichu's body around, then what is Sonichu's physical form doing? Just sitting catatonic in a chair somewhere, staring dead-eyed off into the aether? Is it in the hospital hooked up to feeding tubes and IVs and ventilators so it won't die? Did Pazuzu come along Sonichu's unoccupied body and take it over for himself? And if it's the scenario where Chris' soul is in Sonichu's body, how do we know he informed anyone that he's really Chris and not Sonichu? How can we be certain that Chris isn't running around pretending to be Sonichu, ruining Sonichu's good name and reputation? And what about Rosechu? Is he committing sexual assault by having sex with her while pretending to be her husband? Or if he told everyone that it's actually Chris inside Sonichu's body, then what are Rosechu and their children doing without their husband/father all this time? And what about Chris' harem of Pokémon, pony, and mutant hedgehog abomination spouses? Is Chris having sex with them using Sonichu's body? Any way you look at the situation it's just horrifying.
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From Magichan's perspective, having sex with Chris in Sonichu's body is like having sex with his stepson.
Like his tomgirl phase, being in Sonichu's body means being available to Rosechu. Imagine the Futa-Trap threeway along with Sylvanna
 
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Is the new season of MLP supposed to release soon? I want to see how Chris copes with the fact that his "5 more years of G4" prediction won't come to fruition, I wonder if he's going to sperg out, or if he's going to say some bullshit like "G4 is still happenig in C197"!
 
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Moppo. said:
Is the new season of MLP supposed to release soon? I want to see how Chris copes with the fact that his "5 more years of G4" prediction won't come to fruition, I wonder if he's going to sperg out, or if he's going to say some bullshit like "G4 is still happenig in C197"!
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Like presidential election, any failed prediction is in C-197.
Barb dies. Barb is still alive in CWCville.
Babscon Cancellation. Resumes in CWCville.
Revoked his tugboat privilege. Still has the monies.
 
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