Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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I've never seen an autogynephile openly stating they want to be like poor David Reimer. But I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin wasn't the only agp subhuman wishing his genitals were horribly multilated as a baby.

What an evil bastard. He is ugly on the outside and on the inside.
A lot of AGP involves sissy hypno and other forced feminisation shit, so I'm unsurprised they idolise David Reimer.
 
A picture dropped recently of the Unicron that Kevin says he supposedly bought. My friend says it's a huge buzz at the moment, and its easily 4 feet tall. That is a grown man behind that figure. (My apologies if this is late. I hadn't seen it yet and this is supposedly new updates on what it actually looks like)

Isn't it crowded enough in that pigstyle? Absolutely insane. I have some peeps digging through older computers in hopes of more Kevin's pre-trans transformer days, and I am still hopeful in their search.

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That Unicron toy looks so fucking fragile. The sheer size and weight of that thing (has to be several kilos), surrounded by that little plastic halo, must give it serious structural problems. It looks too wide to fit through most doorways. It looks like it has a stand in that photo, but you know Kev will want to play with it, transform it, bash his other action figures against it and try to have sex with it and it will disintegrate and be worth basically nothing. I'd put good money on Kev destroying it within 30 minutes of getting it out of the box as he tries to fly it around the kitchen, trips over a cat and smashes into the cooker in a shower of plastic shards and AmHole juice.
 
The fact that the Remier case is used to support the notion of "gender identity" shows you how absolutely stupid and fucked up the idea is. David didn't "identify" as a male, he WAS a male who was lied to and abused his whole life. He knew something was wrong because you don't just change sex with genital butchery and hormones. Kevin and anyone else who sees that as an argument for gender identity is an idiot and a monster.
 
That Unicron toy looks so fucking fragile. The sheer size and weight of that thing (has to be several kilos), surrounded by that little plastic halo, must give it serious structural problems. It looks too wide to fit through most doorways. It looks like it has a stand in that photo, but you know Kev will want to play with it, transform it, bash his other action figures against it and try to have sex with it and it will disintegrate and be worth basically nothing. I'd put good money on Kev destroying it within 30 minutes of getting it out of the box as he tries to fly it around the kitchen, trips over a cat and smashes into the cooker in a shower of plastic shards and AmHole juice.
Yeah, I don't think anyone with cats would be wise to buy that.

Or anyone with Kevin, to be fair.
 
Kevs am hole look like scrambled eggs
Hey baby I hear the troons a-callin'
Tossed scrotums and hatching eggs
And maybe I seem a bit confused
Yeah well baby, I'm coated in smeg
But I don't know what to do
With those dead skin flaps and manly legs
I'm coping again...
Goodnight Custer County, we hate you!
 
I could see this Unicron toy triggering Kevin's ignominious downfall.

The only reasons he doesn't join the 41% are twitter and consooming toys/media/games. The Unicron is, apparently, something of a holy grail. It is also a giant piece of plastic that looks like it would tip over from a slight breeze. It will be displayed in a crowded hovel which houses innumerable cats, dogs, and psychotic trannies.

I think the odds of it being broken are good.
I think the odds of this causing Kevin to snap are also good.

Maybe he attacks the cat that broke it and is beaten to death or exiled by mistress.
Maybe he spares the cat that broke it and does a flip in minecraft.

Only time will tell!

Also, I genuinely can't tell whether he's playing to the crowd or legitimately retarded:
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the thing about that David Reimer bit is that he sees himself as a Twitter commentator on gender issues who he feels is worthy of being paid to tweet ("if you like what I do" pinned donation tweet) and he's NEVER HEARD OF DAVID REIMER. except when his mom told him about it. Probably trying to explain how you can't simply change sex by cutting your dick off ten years ago.

a lot of his followers seemed a bit taken aback he'd never heard of him, surely a few were a bit grossed out by how he even fetishised that.
 
I could see this Unicron toy triggering Kevin's ignominious downfall.

The only reasons he doesn't join the 41% are twitter and consooming toys/media/games. The Unicron is, apparently, something of a holy grail. It is also a giant piece of plastic that looks like it would tip over from a slight breeze. It will be displayed in a crowded hovel which houses innumerable cats, dogs, and psychotic trannies.

I think the odds of it being broken are good.
I think the odds of this causing Kevin to snap are also good.

Maybe he attacks the cat that broke it and is beaten to death or exiled by mistress.
Maybe he spares the cat that broke it and does a flip in minecraft.

Only time will tell!

Yeah, on a hazard-filled place like the Tranch, if that toy lasts even one day it'd be one hell of a Tenacious Unicron.
 
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