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Did you watch him grimacing when he tried the pizza with the ranch?
He squirted a tiny bit of light ranch on his plate, then gently brushed the pizza slice on the ranch. You couldn't even see the ranch on the pizza.
His fake reaction was hilarious. Aaawwwww poor manchild didn't fully enjoy what he was tasting. He had to wash it down too!
Why did he feel the need to autistically overreact? What a strange person. It speaks to Phil's autism that he believed no one would notice his overreaction.
It should be at 14:41
This DSP Tries it was a scam, too. When he announced what it was going to be, he called it a "DOUBLE DSP TRIES IT". Logically you'd think that means two different items, right? No. It was fucking light ranch sauce. That's not a "double" item review, that's just a dressing you fucking idiot. Gotta keep the least amount of effort into his "business".
 
He pays a tax guy who couldn't give him any kind of warning. He has no debts and still didn't save for this. He had chargebacks that allegedly lowered his income by 'thousands'. Now, because he made too much money, he needs help to recover from the cost of the taxes, requiring more money. Based on this information alone, this is a cycle that will never end.
This opens up another can of worms, that I dont even have the stomach to listen to right now, after that abomination that was yesterday. How do the "chargebacks" affect his "taxes"? And does he just hand his "tax guy" a bunch of refund/chargeback forms and say "here, you figure it out". The verbal diarrhea and word salad that would come out of his mouth to try and lie/twist all of this around is already making me regret even asking this.
 
Phil is calling Last of Us 2 "torture porn".
Because he was 'doing a playthrough for the internet', he had to keep playing, but the game disturbed him.
See, it wasn't just the sex. It was the violence and gore. The game was torture porn and it got to him.

Didn't he watch a guy's testicles explode several times yesterday in slow motion?
You're a joke, Phil. DarkSydePrude is so contrived and fake, it's pathetic and you look completely fucked in the head.

This opens up another can of worms, that I dont even have the stomach to listen to right now, after that abomination that was yesterday. How do the "chargebacks" affect his "taxes"?
Sorry, to clarify, that was my commentary, not his. I tweaked it for clarity.

But for the last 3 months, we have heard how he lost thousands in income because of the chargebacks and he was struggling, and now the narrative is that his earnings were higher in the last 3 months and it blindsided him so he wasn't prepared for the taxes.
Both things cannot be true - he was never struggling in the last 3 months but he was begging.
 
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This opens up another can of worms, that I dont even have the stomach to listen to right now, after that abomination that was yesterday. How do the "chargebacks" affect his "taxes"? And does he just hand his "tax guy" a bunch of refund/chargeback forms and say "here, you figure it out". The verbal diarrhea and word salad that would come out of his mouth to try and lie/twist all of this around is already making me regret even asking this.
The chargebacks affect his taxes because when he gets a chargeback he makes less money and therefore has to pay less in taxes. So he obviously needs extra money to make up for it.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
Phil is calling Last of Us 2 "torture porn".
Because he was 'doing a playthrough for the internet', he had to keep playing, but the game disturbed him.
See, it wasn't just the sex. It was the violence and gore. The game was torture porn and it got to him.
You mean the bog standard violence and gore that would only disturbed pre-teens?
 
In fact many years ago when I worked at a pizza place, if the delivery driver forgot someone's ranch they would often call the store and throw a bitch fit.
Wow, all I see there is that you didn't work for an authentic Italian pizzeria. You're degrading Phil's heritage by participating in its Americanization. You probably weren't even on the East coast of the United States, the true home of authentic Italian pizza. Boppita boppita.
 
Phil is calling Last of Us 2 "torture porn".
Because he was 'doing a playthrough for the internet', he had to keep playing, but the game disturbed him.
See, it wasn't just the sex. It was the violence and gore. The game was torture porn and it got to him.
For fun I will add, in just about any game with fire and a dead body around he enjoys lighting it/them on fire. Every game. Every fucking one and the squeals of glee are really just spot on that come from him when he spots his pajama pants in happiness when he succeeds in that goal.
 
Phil is calling Last of Us 2 "torture porn".
Because he was 'doing a playthrough for the internet', he had to keep playing, but the game disturbed him.
See, it wasn't just the sex. It was the violence and gore. The game was torture porn and it got to him.
Again, it's a fucking zombie apocalypse game. The entire genre is built on people suffering, both physically and mentally, to the absolute furthest lengths for no reason other than to suffer. Sure there are silly outliers like Dead Rising and Shaun of the Dead, but at the end of the day people play/watch those things to see people ripped apart. What a retarded thing to complain about.
This opens up another can of worms, that I dont even have the stomach to listen to right now, after that abomination that was yesterday. How do the "chargebacks" affect his "taxes"? And does he just hand his "tax guy" a bunch of refund/chargeback forms and say "here, you figure it out". The verbal diarrhea and word salad that would come out of his mouth to try and lie/twist all of this around is already making me regret even asking this.
That's the thing about Phil. He's so damn bad at lying that he makes YOU feel like the asshole for calling him out on it.
 
Again, it's a fucking zombie apocalypse game. The entire genre is built on people suffering, both physically and mentally, to the absolute furthest lengths for no reason other than to suffer. Sure there are silly outliers like Dead Rising and Shaun of the Dead, but at the end of the day people play/watch those things to see people ripped apart. What a retarded thing to complain about.
Remember this is the same man that complained that there were too many zombies in OG RE3.
 
Phil predicted the Capitol Hill riots and people had to text him on the day to tell him how amazing his huge brain forsaw such an event. Just a normal sunday.

edit. battlecuck9000 throwing $90~ at Phil to get the stein out. Phil doesn't even have to try hard for the piglets to start squealing for anything shiny and new.
 
During this morning's tip begging segment, Phil explicitly said that his quarterly tax bill was higher than expected because the last few months 'went really well'. But unfortunately that means taxes were higher. When he saw the tax bill, his 'jaw dropped'. So that drained his account.

He basically just said that he made a fortune and didn't save enough of it to cover his taxes, which increase at a rate that we are capable of calculating and should have been in line with the vest streak months (since Phil said it was so unprecedented...). He pays a tax guy who couldn't give him any kind of warning. He has no debts and still didn't save for this. He had chargebacks that allegedly lowered his income by 'thousands'. Now, because he made too much money, he needs help to recover from the cost of the taxes, requiring more money. Based on this information alone, this is a cycle that will never end.

This is not underdog talk. This is a wealthy streamer telling his audience to pay his taxes because he can't budget. This is, by his own description, entirely his fault.
Once again, there is no reason to give him money - he is incapable of handling it.
This is even funnier/scummier when you know where his money is really going.
 
edit. battlecuck9000 throwing $90~ at Phil to get the stein out. Phil doesn't even have to try hard for the piglets to start squealing for anything shiny and new.
He is sitting there, playing with no vest on, well into the stream now, almost 15 minutes after the tip came in. He told his chat they'd better tell him which one because he was so focused on the game he didn't see it. He, however, can read cheers, because what he can and can't see while playing is a sliding narrative that he changes on a whim. Now that the match is over? Still no vest, we're sitting in menus.

Between stuff like this and what he said on his prestream the last 2 days, his whales have bottomed out on stupid. The cult theory is further legitimized by the fact that the only thing comparable to Phil at this point is really those rich televangelist preachers who beg for money because it is a test of faith and 'God's will'. He really offers nothing but a few costume trinkets and ravings that have really descended into bizzare puritanical, us vs them insanity.

Several of them also have the slicked back hair and busted hairlines, so that is consistent as well.
 
Saw this on twitter, He really looks like he's gaining weight. He doesn't look good at all.
 

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