This DSP Tries it was a scam, too. When he announced what it was going to be, he called it a "DOUBLE DSP TRIES IT". Logically you'd think that means two different items, right? No. It was fucking light ranch sauce. That's not a "double" item review, that's just a dressing you fucking idiot. Gotta keep the least amount of effort into his "business".
This opens up another can of worms, that I dont even have the stomach to listen to right now, after that abomination that was yesterday. How do the "chargebacks" affect his "taxes"? And does he just hand his "tax guy" a bunch of refund/chargeback forms and say "here, you figure it out". The verbal diarrhea and word salad that would come out of his mouth to try and lie/twist all of this around is already making me regret even asking this.
Sorry, to clarify, that was my commentary, not his. I tweaked it for clarity.
The chargebacks affect his taxes because when he gets a chargeback he makes less money and therefore has to pay less in taxes. So he obviously needs extra money to make up for it.
You mean the bog standard violence and gore that would only disturbed pre-teens?
Wow, all I see there is that you didn't work for an authentic Italian pizzeria. You're degrading Phil's heritage by participating in its Americanization. You probably weren't even on the East coast of the United States, the true home of authentic Italian pizza. Boppita boppita.
For fun I will add, in just about any game with fire and a dead body around he enjoys lighting it/them on fire. Every game. Every fucking one and the squeals of glee are really just spot on that come from him when he spots his pajama pants in happiness when he succeeds in that goal.
Again, it's a fucking zombie apocalypse game. The entire genre is built on people suffering, both physically and mentally, to the absolute furthest lengths for no reason other than to suffer. Sure there are silly outliers like Dead Rising and Shaun of the Dead, but at the end of the day people play/watch those things to see people ripped apart. What a retarded thing to complain about.
That's the thing about Phil. He's so damn bad at lying that he makes YOU feel like the asshole for calling him out on it.
Remember this is the same man that complained that there were too many zombies in OG RE3.
This is even funnier/scummier when you know where his money is really going.
He did call Kat his mom
He is sitting there, playing with no vest on, well into the stream now, almost 15 minutes after the tip came in. He told his chat they'd better tell him which one because he was so focused on the game he didn't see it. He, however, can read cheers, because what he can and can't see while playing is a sliding narrative that he changes on a whim. Now that the match is over? Still no vest, we're sitting in menus.
That could dry up any pussy for a lifetime. Right there.
What? Phil is porking up? He used to be a bodybuilder, he's swole as fuck. You take one look and say "that guy is jacked, bro!"
I know it's been said before, but he really does eat like a pig. A greedy pig.
