Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I've cataloged the candy in the video in order of appearance with a few of my own notes on it.

Lays Sour Cream and Mushroom Chips - Not a candy

Ketchup Ruffles - Not a candy

Rap Snax Sour Cream and Ranch - Not a candy

Combos Pizzeria Flavored - Not a candy

Bigs Cheeseburger Flavored Sunflower Seeds - Not a candy

Buttered Popcorn flavored Cotton candy - Not something I'd buy prepackaged.. But butter popcorn flavor? No.

Mrs. Freshly's Snowballs - Not a candy

Tropical Punch Kool Aid - Not a candy

Bottle Caps -

Fizz Candy - She tells a story about how she used to take her lunch money to buy candy after school. She squeezes it into her mouth instead of onto her finger or spoon insuring that no body else will get to sanitarily enjoy this candy.

Whatcha-ma-callit - Is this considered Retro?

Cow tales -

Fun Dip - The Chromakey hates this flavor as the package and powder mostly disappear into the background of whatever candy shop she used as her backdrop.

Chunky - Uncommon around here, but is it really considered Retro?

Mr. Goodbar - I mostly see this in funsized, rarely full sized. After this she has a chip between candies.

Blue Razzberry Dip and Lick Slush Puppy - I'd consider Slush Puppy slushies Retro, but not really the candies.

Garbage Candies - Googling this brings up Candy Funhouse as top result.

Sour Ooze -

Charleston Chew -

Wispa Gold - I'm not sure if this is UK Cadbury or US Cadbury which is produced by Hersey.

Wax Lips - "I can't eat wax!" Yeah, you're not supose to. You just chew it like gum.

Thrills - "It still tastes just like soap!" she quotes from the box before sniffing it, grimancing, taking a sip from her water bottle before putting into her mouth. The grimace worsens as she spits it back out and tries to cover the taste of it with more chips and a garbage candy. Though she didn't like the candy, she turns the packaging to the camera to show two empty slots from the blister pack.
Of course she would waste her influencer's bucks on candy that for the most part can still be bought in stores or gas stations. Those retro snack boxes you find for sale on Amazon are way over priced.
 
Chantal and Peetz are not fucking. She isn't a centaur troon, and he isn't black. They have their preferences, and are too fat and sick to maintain any kind of libido to boot.

How would it even work? Peetz on his back mewling "Hump me momma" while Chantal bounces around on his half-erect cock, wearing a Party City pony head? No. Although I would pay a coupla bucks to see it.
whatever it is two fat blobs do for intimacy... these two are doing it. Why wouldn't they? They're disgustingly close to each other to the point where they don't get grossed out by each other's farts and neither of them has the energy or stamina to pursue anyone else for love. They probably figured "well we live together, we're not totally disgusted by each other so we might as well get it on"...

I am not schooled on the subject, but it seems like something awful really should be happening to her now.
I know someone mentioned diabetic coma, but even before that, I would think this lardass would be attempting to walk, but she is too damn shaky, sweating like the pig she is, with slurred speech from beetus brain fog.
Yeah, I kinda think the same thing but there seem to be plenty of fatties older than her who are still holding on to some semblance of life... it's truly remarkable what the human body can withstand.
 
I can’t wait for her 3am chimp out rant about how eating 10 pounds of pure sugar was actually intuitive eating and we just don’t know anything, you know what I mean?
She will try to justify it by saying something retarded like "I literally only had a small bite of each item! You know what I mean? There are mukbangers who do 10,000 calorie challenges all the time and no one says anything to them. Like seriously, get a life."
 
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Get them fat angles gorl! Going to sleep with a days worth of mascara and eyeliner on?! How nasty edgy and lazy badass!
 
She will try to justify it by saying something retarded like "I literally only had a small bite of each item! You know what I mean? There are mukbangers who do 10,000 calorie challenges all the time and no one says anything to them. Like seriously, get a life."

I heard this in her BitchyCunt mode voice. The patter is perfect.
 
Clotso is just salty that she was not consulted as an expert for the writing of this article. Having recently mastered the esoteric art of intuitive eating and obtaining her Ph.D in gastroenterology from sitting on the toilet googling "Why do I have diarrhea?", Chinny is fuming for her knowledge not being honored.
 
Hmmmm...for only the second time ever in her entire "career" (George Floyd was the first) our big fat warrior with a conscience takes interest in a news story?

Anything stink of self-interest and self-preservation here? Someone worried that her "addiction" and "disorder" (her words, not mine) is in jeopardy of losing its subsidization?

Eugenia Cooney doesn't discuss her eating disorder on camera, Clotso is finally right about something (and a broken clock is right twice a day, an even better record than that of Clotso). I am reading it as Clotso feels that if you don't bring up your "addiction" or "disorder" you have a right to the moolah, but if you cross the line and mention them...then YouTube would have a case. Which, according to Clotso, they do not have in Eugenia's case.

Fair enough. So my next question is whether there is anyone who does discuss her "addiction" and "disorder" and always has, thereby failing the Cooney Clause of Exclusion from Demonetization? Anyone have any idea of who? Clotso, can you think of one?
 
Some Honors English takeaways from the Candy video:

-pizza-eey
-pickle-eey-ness
-"Why is it called a Charleston Chew........hmmm, it's chewy"
-creamy to describe a potato chip
-mushroom and sour cream chips taste like mushrooms and sour cream-who knew!

The beetus brain is percolating quite well.
 
Hmmmm...for only the second time ever in her entire "career" (George Floyd was the first) our big fat warrior with a conscience takes interest in a news story?

Anything stink of self-interest and self-preservation here? Someone worried that her "addiction" and "disorder" (her words, not mine) is in jeopardy of losing its subsidization?

Eugenia Cooney doesn't discuss her eating disorder on camera, Clotso is finally right about something (and a broken clock is right twice a day, an even better record than that of Clotso). I am reading it as Clotso feels that if you don't bring up your "addiction" or "disorder" you have a right to the moolah, but if you cross the line and mention them...then YouTube would have a case. Which, according to Clotso, they do not have in Eugenia's case.

Fair enough. So my next question is whether there is anyone who does discuss her "addiction" and "disorder" and always has, thereby failing the Cooney Clause of Exclusion from Demonetization? Anyone have any idea of who? Clotso, can you think of one?
You know her answer would be Death by Jen. She is never self aware of her constant state of being a hypocrite.

Eta- Just noticed the woman shopper in the background of the diabetes fest. Naturally, Chantal thinks she wants her.
 
Chantal probably believes that the only outcome of "restricting" is anorexia/bulimia. Her stupid little brain only seems to work in extremes so the only alternative to morbid obesity is looking like a concentration camp victim. God forbid she miss a meal, she'll clearly be hospitalized for malnutrition within days if she goes hungry for longer than an hour. She likes comparing herself to Eugenia to siphon off sympathy since they're both supposedly victims of EDs but there's no real comparison between the two beyond that.

They're both clearly mentally ill but Eugenia is still somewhat of a sympathetic figure that at one point seemed to be making a genuine effort to improve. Chantal has only feigned her efforts and shown herself to be a nasty vindictive cunt.
 
Time for a Pokémon take on the Peetz / Chantal shagging thing..

Yeah, she wants him. He’s attractive to her now because OTHER PEOPLE want him. We all know (hell, Peetz and Chantal know) that it’s nonsense but when there’s women throwing their digital knickers and squealing even the most greasy rock star looks fuckable.

Plus it’ll own the haydurs, she’ll validate her obvious sexy-peel to herself and who cares if they do the deed or not, it’s the thought that counts.

Forget the deathpool we have another contender for first down the aisle and I am liveen for the fatty wedding sagas. Congratulations Peetz!
 
Time for a Pokémon take on the Peetz / Chantal shagging thing..

Yeah, she wants him. He’s attractive to her now because OTHER PEOPLE want him. We all know (hell, Peetz and Chantal know) that it’s nonsense but when there’s women throwing their digital knickers and squealing even the most greasy rock star looks fuckable.

Plus it’ll own the haydurs, she’ll validate her obvious sexy-peel to herself and who cares if they do the deed or not, it’s the thought that counts.

Forget the deathpool we have another contender for first down the aisle and I am liveen for the fatty wedding sagas. Congratulations Peetz!

The only reason I'd ever want to know if those two were fucking is because of what it would do to KarateJoe.
 
Time for a Pokémon take on the Peetz / Chantal shagging thing..

Yeah, she wants him. He’s attractive to her now because OTHER PEOPLE want him. We all know (hell, Peetz and Chantal know) that it’s nonsense but when there’s women throwing their digital knickers and squealing even the most greasy rock star looks fuckable.

Plus it’ll own the haydurs, she’ll validate her obvious sexy-peel to herself and who cares if they do the deed or not, it’s the thought that counts.

Forget the deathpool we have another contender for first down the aisle and I am liveen for the fatty wedding sagas. Congratulations Peetz!
The thing is, Chantal absolutely thinks she's too good to settle for Peetz. She had no problem cheating on him with Bibi who is an upgrade so that says a lot about how much she values him. If she is fucking him, I expect her to ditch him the moment a slightly superior feeder shows interest, For now, it's a matter of beggars can't be choosers.
 
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