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Local Fed said:
I just kind of skimmed the last few posts. So if I'm reading correctly, shoe0nhead has a problem with booze and is a sex slave for Muslims now? wow
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I'd lie and tell her my name is something phlegmatic, so I can dump a load in her, except that as low as my standards are, they're not that low.
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
I get where you're coming from since June thinks calling some fat loser "Daddy" is a real personality. But... That wording. Just wow. I think women have a special "baby-making" role and that motherhood is sacred, but I don't tell myself that sex is "reproduction first" and doesn't have more important roles in human self-expression, pleasure, and being happy with oneself, either. I don't think these ideas invalidate each other. This "either/or" mentality has consistently fueled rationalization of insane behavior on both extremes.
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Whoever she is, she won't sleep with you, dude.
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
I literally laughed out loud
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Better than being a busted up lonely slut, yeah. It's weird how you really aren't grasping this pretty simple point. You're more likely to find a poor single mom who likes her life than a rich jetsetting wine aunt who isn't constantly on the brink of an emotional breakdown.
By the way, look around at what thread you're in here. The arc is gonna be the thing I am talking about happening.
 
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Meanwhile a completely different form of autism was taking place.....
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Zionald BLUMPF said:
June is going to become "alt-right" again now that she's been disavowed by the BreadTube tranny audience. She's going to be making Great Replacement videos dressed up as a tradwife again in a month, calling Vaush a fag.

The grift continues.
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No, she’s going to do the only thing that e-celebs can do in a desperate attempt to remain relevant at the end of their careers - going full fucking troon. In her case, Alpha Troon.
 
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It didn't occur to me earlier but this really reminded me of why I hate Greg: The gross misogynistic language between Greg and June, who were literally fiancees. I know June definitely didn't date him because he sounded like good husband/father material or something. He had more red flags than China. If Greg had ever actually knocked up June, Greg would have most likely still kept thirsting after troons and finding lame excuses to not move in with her. (And June just pretending not to care the whole time, because cool doormat girlfriend lel xd #notacoalburner).

Still, June could probably become a single mom and have kids that way, creating some of the most mentally ill fatherless kids ever. Or she could have had (barf) Greg's kids by poking a hole in the condom when she had the chance. But most women would not be happy just "popping out babies"--they want a strong marriage and a husband too. They're happiest when they're loved and respected in a monogamous relationship, which includes a healthy sex life. A good relationship with your partner is the foundation of a loving marriage, and then family planning actually follows that security. Not the other way around. There was none of that chemistry with Greg and June.

I think every woman should try to be in a loving and monogamous relationship. The autism in this thread is telling, of course. The thing is, being referred to as a "baby machine" is definitely not what a woman who is loved and respected in a healthy monogamous relationship is going to get either. It just reeks of "My wife had 3 babies but she has never orgasmed before." I think this is where some of us differ on "but look how shoe0nhead ruined her laifu, she's not even a waifu!"

Greg didn't respect June when he referred to her as a footstool "ironically." She joked about being a sandwich maker or a dishwasher or a sex loli or whatever and it was always, always cringey. I have the same reaction of disgust to the lack of actual love and respect. If I knew someone in real life who thought being a doormat was funny, I would think they were super unhinged. Not to mention June's endless need to play the "fuck the feeeeeeminists" card because she's not like the other girls and she needs tradsimpbux. But also has to prove to daddy greg that she was a good doormat. (Greg and June fell apart over some fucking memes on twitter in the end, anyway, real manly shit on Greg's part when he dumped her on her birthday.)

My opinion has never changed, I don't have any respect for guys who look down on women. I definitely don't respect shoe because she thinks validating fuckboys makes her cool. She had no problem tossing herself after Vaush or the catfisher.

tl;dr There's a huge difference between being a proper wife in a loving relationship, vs. whatever the fuck a baby machine is because that sounds like some gay shit Greg would have called June.
 
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N-BOMB said:
No, she’s going to do the only thing that e-celebs can do in a desperate attempt to remain relevant at the end of their careers - going full fucking troon. In her case, Alpha Troon.
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StarkRavingMad said:
Nah, the OnlyFans saga is next. Once that dries out, the trooning will then take place.
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Wouldn't her trooning out mean she'd have to pretend to be male? I can't picture her trying to be masculine.
 
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