Community Tard Baby General (includes brain dead kids) - Fundies and their genetic Fuckups; Parents of corpses in denial

Oh I remember that. She even got her "lady parts" done for the special day because no one wants a hairy underparts when they are giving birth.

You can read that in the archive Luna's birth story

A bit of a PL, but I'm a labor and delivery nurse and this whole blog post has me shaking my head. So many warning signs and things that went wrong, but these dumbasses thought they had a beautiful experience.
 
I've read both versions of "The American Way of Death" - the one from the early 1960s, which revolutionized the industry, and the one from the late 1990s, published shortly before her own death. Some of the figures from the 1960s book blew my mind; they're more than many people spend now, in 1960s dollars!

There's a beautiful essay called "Light, Like The Sun", about cremation, that first appeared in the Reader's Digest in the late 1930s. Okay, the method used isn't light, technically, but it's still a good read. The original essay, in longer form, was in a magazine called "The Forum" and is a bit harder to find online.


I actually like this option.


Some places are now allowing "green" burials, which can mean whatever you want it to. A popular option is burial in a large woven basket, and other people have opted for various kinds of shrouds, often a family heirloom quilt that is tattered but was still cherished by the decedent.

I first heard about the "willow casket" when I read this wonderful book, and two of my favorite youtubers, Phyllis and Ernest Stokes, died within the past couple of years and opted that this be done with their bodies. As you can see, Phyllis' channel has been taken over by her son, and monetization is donated to a favorite charity.




If you are interested in Natural or Green Burial, you should check out The Order of the Good Death founded by Caitlin Doughty, a mortician who also has a YouTube channel called Ask A Mortician. She is a big advocate for green death options and lower costs for consumers.
 
No many warning signs and things that went wrong, but these dumbasses thought they had a beautiful experience.
Nah, they cope by telling themselves (AND EVERYONE ELSE) they had a beautiful experience, when in fact their stubbornness, mistrust of modern medicine, and addiction to woo essentially cost them their daugher.
 
A bit of a PL, but I'm a labor and delivery nurse and this whole blog post has me shaking my head. So many warning signs and things that went wrong, but these dumbasses thought they had a beautiful experience.
Would you elaborate on the warning signs and things that went wrong? Just curious to hear the L&D nurse perspective.
 
Personally I think all babies are more weird looking and gross than cute, but I also have the maternal instincts of a monitor lizard so...

I get that the hormones women are flooded with after giving birth are powerful and meant to cause bonding with even the most FUBAR baby, but yeah I think the fundie zombaby moms are definitely a combination of cope and also trying to manipulate other women into not having abortions. Especially since as it's been discussed in this thread, this worship and putting fucked up babies on a pedestal is a pretty recent thing. Less than 100 years ago even devoutly religious people would've considered them monstrosities to never be spoken of more than anything else.

Another frog baby mom butthurt about the term incompatible with life
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Afaik the only anencephaly cases that survived longer than a few months were ones where the parents forced medical staff to waste resources keeping their brainless abomination alive like Baby K and Jaxon Buell. I'd never call a brainless baby "thriving" either, at best they're just existing as a non-aware, non-sentient sack of flesh that just shits and sometimes seizes.

The zombaby parents that demand their spud be kept alive as long as possible make me MOTI. Wasting medical resources and caregiver time on something that's closer to a corpse than anything else.
 
If you are interested in Natural or Green Burial, you should check out The Order of the Good Death founded by Caitlin Doughty, a mortician who also has a YouTube channel called Ask A Mortician. She is a big advocate for green death options and lower costs for consumers.

She's another of my favorite youtubers! Love, love, love her! I've read all her books, too.
 
At this point Luna and her batshit mom need a thread. At least 25-50% of the recent pages of this thread were on her and her mom.

Hopefully baby brother is screaming his head off and not brain damaged.
Scream, scream son. You know the horror of the world you were born into. I pray that nothing went wrong with him.
 
I worked at funeral homes and for cremation, the cheapest and most cost efficient way to cremate is with the basic box. This is almost the exact ones used.
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*the miscarriage pod is the same thing as a pet pod you can get and that price for it is disgusting and ripping people off*. That is pretty much the same thing as the compostable container that fruit comes in at the grocery store.
Funeral homes have a special procedure for children and infant deaths. When it comes to treating the remains, stillbirths and the fetuses that were not full term are incredibly difficult. The mortician at the last home I was at told stories about people that wanted the "child" that was only 4 months developed to look life like and it was impossible.
One of the infant funerals i helped with was for an anencephaly baby. It was a small one that was judt mostly for the parents to hold them and for the photographer to take some pictures before cremation.
 
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I rated this horrifying and I can't wrap my head around the sheer... indignity wrought upon that poor, poor child. First woo-mom caused her daughter to be born an abomination, robbing her of the life she could have had and dooming her to a short existence of suffering and pain. And this, this scene of father doting over healthy newborn with the wretched spud and her grotesque extended, cyst-filled head propped up in the front of the picture... ugh just god, no.

Argthhh why does anyone need a THREE pack????
 
Yea I've been thinking of making one and popping it into proving ground. May take a go at it later this week. Got bored making it now.
Greetings
Popping in as the poster that introduced Luna, I was skeptical at first but I think she found a home here
I’m working on gathering screenshots for another tardbaby social media profile that is Luna level, please let me know if I can help in any way with her thread
any guesses on what we think Robyn named the new one?? I’m thinking something like “jaxsper”
 
I worked at funeral homes and for cremation, the cheapest and most cost efficient way to cremate is with the basic box. This is almost the exact ones used.
*the miscarriage pod is the same thing as a pet pod you can get and that price for it is disgusting and ripping people off*. That is pretty much the same thing as the compostable container that fruit comes in at the grocery store.
Funeral homes have a special procedure for children and infant deaths. When it comes to treating the remains, stillbirths and the fetuses that were not full term are incredibly difficult. The mortician at the last home I was at told stories about people that wanted the "child" that was only 4 months developed to look life like and it was impossible.
One of the infant funerals i helped with was for an anencephaly baby. It was a small one that was judt mostly for the parents to hold them and for the photographer to take some pictures before cremation.
How did they end up preparing the 4 month old fetus? I'd imagine putting it in a cum jar and calling it good would unironically be the best thing to do in that situation.

A few other fun things from Heaven's Gain
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Gotta buy a bag for your cum jar if the fetus is chopped up
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Straining through blood clots and piss for an embryo to put in a jar. What a blessing.
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Can't say I'm surprised by their music tastes

The links included some other groups that make/sell clothes for dead fetuses and babies
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What the fuck does "waddle the baby" mean? Because I just have a mental image of someone shoving a fetus in the cloth and then pretending it's waddling like a penguin or something.

You can also buy other clothes for your dead fetus
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I like the keyword salad product names
Greetings
Popping in as the poster that introduced Luna, I was skeptical at first but I think she found a home here
I’m working on gathering screenshots for another tardbaby social media profile that is Luna level, please let me know if I can help in any way with her thread
any guesses on what we think Robyn named the new one?? I’m thinking something like “jaxsper”
The thought of another tard baby that's Luna level is both horrifying and intriguing. Is it another case where the mom was a woo enthusiast that fucked up her kid?

I'm betting she names it something retarded that involves unnecessary Xs or Ys. Jaxsper sounds exactly like the kind of thing she'd pick.
 
Greetings
Popping in as the poster that introduced Luna, I was skeptical at first but I think she found a home here
I’m working on gathering screenshots for another tardbaby social media profile that is Luna level, please let me know if I can help in any way with her thread
any guesses on what we think Robyn named the new one?? I’m thinking something like “jaxsper”
I'll be glad for any input I'm working on it now in Prospering Grounds it will take a few to finish it but if you have anything to add lemme know.
 
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