Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Banworld said:
Holy shit, that walk. I swear after the surgery he was walking better, now he's got the fat guy waddle back. He's really going to gain it all back, isn't he? It's weird how his weight gain began in earnest after r/SamAndTolki was banned.
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The left screenshot is from his "I have a friend at the FBI meltdown" from around this time last year. The right one is him bragging that he has sex with his friends about a month ago. Apart from aging 5 years, you can see he's definitely fatter in the face. Shoulder area is bigger too:
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I know he's sitting down in the clip further up the thread, but he is looking closer to the BEFORE picture than his first AFTER picture:

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Since mid last year, his neck has disappeared. You can see the weight gain in his shoulder/neck area:

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And yet as recently as 2 weeks ago, Boogie continues to sell the narrative that he's "smaller" to his audience:

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Last year, Boogie debunked this myth to his fans by saying that it's "factually not true that he's fatter". Solid argument! He doesn't bother posting a before and after next to any recent pics like he used to in the past, you just gotta take his word for it (did he genuinely expect an honest response from his fans here?):

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Boogie used to frequently post weight loss updates like this:

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Now he settles on feigning progress by comparing his current self to his 600lbs self:

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I think he's gonna settle for the "at least I weigh less than I did at my heaviest" excuse when his fans start noticing how fat he's getting.
 
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YaBoi said:
The left screenshot is from his "I have a friend at the FBI meltdown" from around this time last year. The right one is him bragging that he has sex with his friends about a month ago. Apart from aging 5 years, you can see he's definitely fatter in the face. Shoulder area is bigger too:
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I know he's sitting down in the clip further up the thread, but he is looking closer to the BEFORE picture than his first AFTER picture:

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Since mid last year, his neck has disappeared. You can see the weight gain in his shoulder/neck area:

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And yet as recently as 2 weeks ago, Boogie continues to sell the narrative that he's "smaller" to his audience:

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Last year, Boogie debunked this myth to his fans by saying that it's "factually not true that he's fatter". Solid argument! He doesn't bother posting a before and after next to any recent pics like he used to in the past, you just gotta take his word for it (did he genuinely expect an honest response from his fans here?):

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Boogie used to frequently post weight loss updates like this:

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Now he settles on feigning progress by comparing his current self to his 600lbs self:

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I think he's gonna settle for the "at least I weigh less than I did at my heaviest" excuse when his fans start noticing how fat he's getting.
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Remember, 377 is only what he felt comfortable claiming his doctor weighed him in at.
 
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acceptable said:
SMALL????? nigga what is you talking about.. small? talk about delusional.
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Without powerleveling too hard, let me say this.

When you've live most of your adult life around 500-600 pounds, 370 does feel small to you.

Remember, even as fat/morbidly obese as he is, he's still like 100 pounds less than his peak (probably, I have no idea what his peak was). Losing the 100 pounds matters.

Boogie's problem is that he's going to find those 100 pounds or so again within a few years.
 
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acceptable said:
Simple. boogie doesn't have friends anymore. he's pushed away every relationship he had. why do you think he got a divorce.
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Because his wife got sick and tired from wiping his ass after every dump, maybe? C'mon you don't think that Booger1488 is able to wipe his own ass, do ya?
Alvvays said:
In all honesty, it's because of Frank Hassle. He's gotten into his head.
Boogie has no intention of giving Frank any opportunity to hassle him where he can't immediately get away from the situation, and since he's so fat and out of shape, this means he needs to stay locked inside his house.
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I really do think Frank Hassle is a convienent excuse for Booger1488.
If he doesn't want to get hassled by Frank, just get a restraining order against Frank and be done with it. Nah, it's just a lame excuse for Boogie to cater to his lazyness.
HeyMoon said:
It would be so easy for Boogie to get healthy food. He has only one (maybe Chad too) person to take care of. He clearly has the money for it too.
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Money isn't the problem, Boogies lazyness is. Why should he buy healthy food, which then also has to be prepared, when he can waddle into the next fast food joint and shove half a dozen of burgers down his gullet.
I bet that fat fuck is so lazy he doesn't even enter said fast food joint, he uses only drive thru's.
Chainsaw Juggler said:
Remember, 377 is only what he felt comfortable claiming his doctor weighed him in at.
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I'm still convinced he was more likely 477 (216kg) than 377 (171kg).
 
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YaBoi said:
The left screenshot is from his "I have a friend at the FBI meltdown" from around this time last year. The right one is him bragging that he has sex with his friends about a month ago. Apart from aging 5 years, you can see he's definitely fatter in the face. Shoulder area is bigger too:
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His spine is absolutely fucked. It seriously must look like the letter "S" (in fact you can tell it does in the first pic). Another good metric to go off of is his video "Welcome to Boogie2988 !" from 6/17/18. He got the weight loss surgery early August 2017, so this was around 10 months later. Compared to now, he looked much slimmer back then.

Killer post btw, it's a great reference and I have no doubt we'll be seeing some thinly veiled totally not seething response from him soon.
 
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Menangiz said:
Unless you live in a regional town then I don’t believe this for a second; avocados alone are $3-5 each where I live.
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Damn that sucks mate. Aldi has 6 pack of avocados for $6 or something like that.

Regardless, I can imagine even the act of buying and preparing food would be too much work for melon so he would pay more for takeaway.
 
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Damn that sucks mate. Aldi has 6 pack of avocados for $6 or something like that.

Regardless, I can imagine even the act of buying and preparing food would be too much work for melon so he would pay more for takeaway.
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avocados are a particularly poor thing to use for comparing buying power because more than just about anything at a supermarket their price is heavily contingent on location. In California they are absurdly cheap, however in every other product and respect california has a higher than average cost of living for example.
 
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recursion said:
Damn that sucks mate. Aldi has 6 pack of avocados for $6 or something like that.

Regardless, I can imagine even the act of buying and preparing food would be too much work for melon so he would pay more for takeaway.
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Actually yeah Aldi makes sense, I don’t have one near me so I don’t go I have a fruit shop and an IGA.

The thing with takeaway is it’s cheaper buying that one meal one time but it’s significantly more expensive to live off it multiple times a day for a week and so fatties like melon don’t realise 15-25 adds up to a lot over a week but you can make $100 of groceries last a week whereas you’d spend that in 2-3 days living off takeaway
 
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Late reply, but shitty food is a whole lot cheaper than stuff that’s actually good for you. Compare eating 3 meals at McDonald’s to actually grocery shopping for ingredients to cook, for example.
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Things like dried legumes, rice, potatoes, and so on are extremely cheap. I get my lentils and peas for about $4 for 4lbs.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Shutting up requires closing one's mouth and considering post by @YaBoi he still has big problems with that.
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By some miracle, he's hardly said anything today on Twitter. The results? Little to no discussion about him. I remember when he took a week and a half sabbatical* from Twitter after the fake SWATing saga. Sam & Tolki was totally dead.

* = Boogie's version of "taking a break from Twitter" entailed not posting anything. He was still liking tweets, following/unfollowing people and seeking attention on TikTok/his YouTube comment section.
 
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