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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 52 12.1%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.5%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.6%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    430
Because I didn’t see it archived yet, here’s the original thread that made Lou start his apology train: (rate me late if I missed it...)
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(Freya Fox is the friend they are referring to here, I’m assuming)

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I’m sure the individuals he apologized to will be happy their apologies were buried under his latest lashing out!
 
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UntitledKiwi said:
Because I didn’t see it archived yet, here’s the original thread that made Lou start his apology train: (rate me late if I missed it...)
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(Freya Fox is the friend they are referring to here, I’m assuming)

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I’m sure the individuals he apologized to will be happy their apologies were buried under his latest lashing out!
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Between Lou and Chantal (is a lot of fat) I cannot keep up with the chimpout train.
 
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UntitledKiwi said:
I’m sure the individuals he apologized to will be happy their apologies were buried under his latest lashing out!
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Attacking random people on a personal level for trivial twitter arguments just underlines how much he has learned from attacking random people on a personal level for trivial twitter arguments uwu
 
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holy shit I go to bed and then it turns out Lou got into ANOTHER slapfight with that Somekh person :story:
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Damn I want to incorporate a wooden spoon somehow. But I am not sure what King Harkinian would be doing in his current pose with one. Perhaps a tiny one on his crown?
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I just went with a spoon USB since it's the closest I can find as the "cables wrapped around wooden spoon" market is literally non-existent.
 
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General Disarray said:
Wakes up, does a few retweets, and proceeds right where he left off. Gonna be a good day, tater!

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Whining again.

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DEPRESSION. Ugh.

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Lou, the writer, y'all. I do not know what he is trying to say here.

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So here's the deal. I am doing unwell, you guys should donate to my paypal to make me feel well again yinz guys
 
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I would love to see a GPT-3 instance trained on a corpus of Lou's tweets. "So here's the deal, guys. I can't buy food because my transphobic mother owes me $500 for a new MacBook, so I need to walk to Walmart, but my foot is diabetic. Would anyone mind sending me a new iPad so I can buy some art? Nothing is ever mandatory. Jesus is a lie and there is no God in Israhell. Would someone poke kiwifarms in its empty eye socket? Please? paypal.me/foxyart #TransCrowdFund #PovertyCrowdfund"
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
I would love to see a GPT-3 instance trained on a corpus of Lou's tweets. "So here's the deal, guys. I can't buy food because my transphobic mother owes me $500 for a new MacBook, so I need to walk to Walmart, but my foot is diabetic. Would anyone mind sending me a new iPad so I can buy some art? Nothing is ever mandatory. Jesus is a lie and there is no God in Israhell. Would someone poke kiwifarms in its empty eye socket? Please? paypal.me/foxyart #TransCrowdFund #PovertyCrowdfund"
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Would a markov chain generator suffice? Those are easy as fuck to set up; I once trained one on a raving lunatic who kept registering sockpuppet accounts on this site to scream incoherently at her personal nemesis.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Would a markov chain generator suffice? Those are easy as fuck to set up; I once trained one on a raving lunatic who kept registering sockpuppet accounts on this site to scream incoherently at her personal nemesis.
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I would love to try this, but I think the biggest hurdle would be actually compiling the corpus, because he DFEs so often. It's theoretically possible to scrape old tweets from this thread, I suppose, but that would be hellacious.
 
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While I agree Lou needs therapy at the same time it would be a worthless endeavor for him.

Therapy only works if you a) put in the work and b) won't take the critique from the therapist as a personal attack. And find a therapist who doesn't suck which is a task in and of itself. A lot of them ascribe to trying to make people feel better and will avoid hard advice or criticism because they view themselves as a safe space for suffering people. And sure thats what some people need, but Lou needs a kick in his oversized ass and the second his therapist suggests he could be to blame he will spaz out and probably kill the office potted plant or something.

Lou needs first to recognize he has a problem not the rest of world and based on the most recent Twitter convos I legit feel like the heat death of the universe could come before that.
 
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Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
Therapy only works if you a) put in the work and b) won't take the critique from the therapist as a personal attack.
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That's the problem. Lou would probably love therapy because he either gets to go on twitter and cry about how his therapist is mean to him or he gets to whine at someone for an hour and they'll have to play nice.

What Lou really needs is to hit rock bottom. This is impossible because despite all of Lou's constant whining about how abusive his family is, he remains their gigantic retarded baby man. The only possible way for Lou to wake up and improve in the slightest is if he gets kicked out, and even then I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work because he'd just go become a burden on some other unsuspecting person or homeless shelter. At this point though he will eventually anger lord beetus enough that he strikes Lou down to where he'll have to live in a nursing home, which will optimize his ability to be a massive burden on everyone.
 
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