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I don't know why, but seeing that tattoo made me laugh.
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Tleilaxian
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At least you can tell that this is going to be covered by his neckbeard within a couple days just by looking at him.
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- Mar 19, 2018
So one of the guys who orbits my friend circle books folks for his local pd. He recently shared this gem with the group.
The resemblance is uncanny.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Same Shit Different Ass
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I once saw the most stereotypical basementdweller on public transport, he was the whole package, fat, unkempt, wearing some shitty t shirt and with a terrible haircut, and on his left calf he had a Heath Ledger joker tatoo. I wish I had the balls to sneak up on him and snag a picture
Andy Bandy Man
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Fuck how do I make the image Italic?
Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth
AI Pope of Entropic Declesiastics/Ver. U+1F0ED
True & Honest Fan
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My wrists would disagree.
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- Jan 20, 2021
Will the covid tattoo fad take off....?
lamp shade
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- Jun 15, 2018
What happened in this person’s life to make them think this was a good idea?
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His mother drank too much before giving birth to him, and then he had an unhealthy relationship with Space Jam as a kid.
Damien Thorne
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- Jul 11, 2020
He has a teardrop in there, but he probably only has murdered his own dreams.
Azafran90
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- Jan 14, 2017
All I can think of is the blisters people get when they get a tattoo removed:
This, but on his face...
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- Nov 24, 2018
lamp shade
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- Jun 15, 2018
Go check out the Farrah Flawless thread. Removing blackout from the face...it looks agonizing after the sessions.
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- Jan 19, 2021
Not to mention that the phrase in question is a traditional Gaelic blessing, and that Drake is a Canadian nigger Jew faggot.
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- Dec 22, 2020
This one sent me right down a redneck rabbit hole!
Meet 'Dean's submissive queen', Regan.
This is Dean's 9th or 10th wife, who is half his age. She left him for someone else a few weeks after the last pic was taken, not long after finding out she was pregnant.
But Dean has a history of having ex wives with his name all over them.
This is wife number 8 or 9, who he was with when he met Regan. They'd been married just over a year.
He's a bit of a poet as well is Dean
But who is this superstud who makes women fall so madly in love with him that they rush to get themselves branded repeatedly with his name (Regan has his name tattooed 23 times!), and can't drag him up the aisle fast enough?!
You see that heart tattoo on his chest? Well, he and his daughter 'designed' it and got them done together on her 18th birthday. What a beautiful father and daughter bonding moment.
Just keeping his hand in in between branding his wives. Brr.
There's a fair bit more to the shitshow but that's probably enough for a tattoo thread.
Meet 'Dean's submissive queen', Regan.
This is Dean's 9th or 10th wife, who is half his age. She left him for someone else a few weeks after the last pic was taken, not long after finding out she was pregnant.
But Dean has a history of having ex wives with his name all over them.
This is wife number 8 or 9, who he was with when he met Regan. They'd been married just over a year.
He's a bit of a poet as well is Dean
But who is this superstud who makes women fall so madly in love with him that they rush to get themselves branded repeatedly with his name (Regan has his name tattooed 23 times!), and can't drag him up the aisle fast enough?!
You see that heart tattoo on his chest? Well, he and his daughter 'designed' it and got them done together on her 18th birthday. What a beautiful father and daughter bonding moment.
Just keeping his hand in in between branding his wives. Brr.
There's a fair bit more to the shitshow but that's probably enough for a tattoo thread.
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- Jan 19, 2021
BRB, buying shares in a laser tattoo removal chain.
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- Aug 4, 2018
Imagine getting that ugly shit tattooed all over you. This garbage I can honestly say, fucking wrecked her body. Imagine being such an insecure douche that you influence your wife to get that shit tattooed all over (tbh I was hoping they were all different women and this was white trash polygamy) and can still fuck her.
Azafran90
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- Jan 14, 2017
Legend has it that if you tattoo your lover's name they'll be dumping you in no time; I have even heard tattoo artists warn their clients about this.
Of course, this is an old, tattooed wife's tale with no scientific basis.
...altho, he has like 9 ex wives...
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- Feb 25, 2013
Best story I've heard about this is the guy who got 'Honey' tattooed on himself for a girlfriend.
When she inevitably dumped him, he changed it to 'Honey Monster' in tribute to the mascot for Sugar Puffs.
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- Mar 20, 2019