DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Pastryarchy cuck of the day!

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

He's insinuating that he doesn't understand what "2k neet bux" are referencing. Another clear indication that he either blatantly lies, or he's blatantly out of touch, especially with how much time he spends online. We already know he's lying. Never ceases to amaze me with how low he'll go

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Jasper beat Phil up today

Just saying

Jasper is declawed, too, isn't he? When I playfight with my cats I come out scratched to hell, I have to imagine DSP would act like he'd been assaulted if he had to deal with that.

 

[OverlySensitive]

You know, its times like this during his prestreams where I just wish he would take money to show tits.

I admittedly have little use for company but the ones I have over are normally the kind you can pay to shut the fuck up.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's become an in-joke in our apartment. The fact that I can be in another room and yell "nothing I could do!" and she'll call back "I was blaaaaahcking" makes her pretty incredible to me, though, haha. Also she could totally take Khet in a fight. Probably Phil too because he's such a soft boy.

I haven't actively shown muh waif *points the thumb* any of the lolcows I follow, but recently she checked why I was laughing in MAI AHFFISE and she watched Phil for 10 minutes. She asked me why this 50 year old man is bitching about not getting enough money playing video games, why he doesn't get a job instead and she thought I was lying when I said that he's not even 40, I had to show her Dave's dox.

 

[BepsiLight]

100 bucks tip from a whale, pahsitivity starts flowing in. It's 100% money troubles that have him going up the wall. Probably got one of those cards for retards like someone suggested a few pages back and he's in deep shit.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Jasper is declawed, too, isn't he? When I playfight with my cats I come out scratched to hell, I have to imagine DSP would act like he'd been assaulted if he had to deal with that.

The only thing that will help Phil is tips, your money will protect Phil from Jasper

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

HAIRLINE UPDATE

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I haven't actively shown muh waif *points the thumb* any of the lolcows I follow, but recently she checked why I was laughing in MAI AHFFISE and she watched Phil for 10 minutes. She asked me why this 50 year old man is bitching about not getting enough money playing video games, why he doesn't get a job instead and she thought I was lying when I said that he's not even 40, I had to show her Dave's dox.

That's how I got mine started. I'd be laughing like an idiot, she'd look at me like I was crazy/stupid, then she'd see DSP scream about how bad the camera is in Overwatch or break down about how broken McCree is and a detractor was born.

 

[Poo Twister]

He reached the tips goal before he started the game. Because The Pastriarchy is so dumb the only reason he remembers his own PayPal password is because it's tattooed on Phils lower back. Have fun fucking that spotty, pasty lard ass.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I'm content with the fact that he now has to turn his daily shtreems into emergencies just to hit the 100 dollar tips goal. No unexpected hospital bill, no broken down car, no actual change in the status quo of any kind. On normal days he needs money. On emergency days he REALLY needs money.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why can’t Pastryarchy give him $600 is what I want to know

 

[Comma]

He's going full-on clown mode after getting the tip, just like a junkie getting his fix, riding that high.

People are noping the fuck out, knowing that today's salt has peaked:

 

[ProvenWrong]

Let's see if he keeps the vest on all stream or will another bullshit excuse surface.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

"If I dont raise the tips goal today, Wednesday, Thursday (each stream)... I'm shot! Alright? I'm dead in the water! It sucks!"

Direct quote, word for word.

Edit: This is what the face of addiction looks like.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Remember that salty rant he had about big-time streamers like Ninja who "get all their money just for showing up"

 

[DeeTracktor]

He'll be bragging next Monday about the expsensive flower and meal delivery for Khet on V-day whilst the rest of the $600 is going straight to Scopely

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Speaking of B.I.N.G.O., I made a list of tiles for generic prestream bingo cards.

https://bingobaker.com/#f9b67934471bef56

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Waiting for him to log into champions to spend more money so I can have another chuckle.

 

[BepsiLight]

"If I dont raise the tips goal today, Wednesday, Thursday (each stream)... I'm shot! Alright? I'm dead in the water! It sucks!"

Direct quote, word for word.

Edit: This is what the face of addiction looks like.

Any WWE champions events going on that end on Thursday or Friday?