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Lily's refusal to put any real effort into the things she does, is like half the reason she's such a lousy critic and person to begin with.
Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
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I know I'm late on the Ratatouille thing and maybe it's because it's one of my favorite Pixar movies but, I can't help but laugh about how ignorant Lily is on Ego's whole characterization and how his arc concludes. Paying close attention to the ending speech he gives perfectly encapsulates the entire thing so I'm not surprised she just simply didn't get it because anyone that knows anything about her would see that she's the exact type of critic Ego is and talks about. Ego became a food critic out of a genuine love for food, but over time grew more focused on critiquing the thing he loved instead of enjoying it making him snobbish as we see in the movie. When he actually he eats the Ratatouille that Remy makes he's taken back to a time to when he didn't critique the food he was trying, but simply just enjoyed it. you can literally see the color return to his face after the flashback ends. It ends with him giving up being a critic and simply enjoying food like he did before he became one. Ego's entire character is pursing something you love as a job to the point where you no longer enjoy it like you used to and start to nit-pick almost to the point of hating it. Whether she knows it or not this perfectly describes herself.
Tl;Dr- Lily missed the entire point of the movie and doesn't realize she's talking about herself.
Tl;Dr- Lily missed the entire point of the movie and doesn't realize she's talking about herself.
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New comic entry because all men be cursed.
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It's been reduced to three pages now. Maybe one day it'll go away.
Oh also this
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I hate the dynamic of these characters very much.
Imagine if every character in a sitcom was "the sarcastic flirt". You'd think the author had no consistent friends or something.
Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, poke-madhouse: Artist Patreon -...
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It's been reduced to three pages now. Maybe one day it'll go away.
Oh also this
Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, C!Lily: Turns on the faucet, only for…
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I hate the dynamic of these characters very much.
Imagine if every character in a sitcom was "the sarcastic flirt". You'd think the author had no consistent friends or something.
god damn i'm not even going to read that shit because from the way you described it, it's probably sexist as hell
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I know it's like a broken record at this point, but how can you write a whole story about Lily and Gardevoir who are TOTALLY JUST FRIENDS, I WOULD NEVER FUCK HER YOU GUYS while also constantly implying the two of you have shared sexual experiences. Like, sure, maybe Lily never put her girlcock in the banshee, but she's apparently had G lick her, leave hickies, and have a test-tube baby together.
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This would be a cute joke provided the relationship between the two was not traumatic and canonically illegal. She's not even hiding the underlying intent with the comic anymore. She makes a crack about fucking a pokemon and everyone laughs and says it's cursed.
It's only cursed because of the context of the relationship, the audience is laughing at the fact that Comic!Lily is confessing to having sexual relations with her surrogate sister/creepy groomer/pet out of desperation.
I can't laugh because I've paid too much attention.
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Ego also humbly accepted Remy for what he is, without shock or outrage, because the meal and its chef made him confront his elitist attitude about the culinary world. "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere".
Goddamn it's such an underrated movie.
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I'm so utterly baffled by how Lily's family dynamics are supposed to work. These are her mother and father, right? The people who disowned her for being a lesbian but didn't actually disown her until she was legally emancipated? She's still on good enough terms with them to go to their house and show them her melting hybrid gremlin-baby?
All of which of course is ignoring what a little shit Bonnie is. She's such a misandrist that merely seeing a man disgusts her. This might be kind of funny if instead of going in that direction we get the silent beat panel and then Bonnie asks "What's a man?", because she's been surrounded by nothing but a constant lesbian orgy basically since birth.
God, these little scenes she sometimes posts are the epitome of banal. There are at least three moments where it could have stopped and at least ended on a comedic beat but no, Lily just has to drag out the scene until it stops being funny, because apparently the only punchline she has is "Me and my Gardevoir have DEFINITELY had sex." 'Mikaila walks otu of shower covered in chocolate' would have been a perfectly serviceable place to stop. It's not really funny because the rest of the scene has so much unnecessary dialogue, but at least it doesn't descend to levels of anti-humor that the rest of the dialogue plummets to.
And somehow the thing that aggravates me most is that fudge, even in its melted pre-set state, is far too heavy and viscous to work as a water substitute. I am irrationally upset that Lily couldn't be assed to just replace it with chocolate milk.
How is she SO BAD at all of this?
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I think it might actually be Miks parents since the grandma has the same type of hairstyle as Mik and Mik is still on good terms with her parents. They've never been shown physically in the comic before but in the comic Mik introduced them to Lily as a short little joke about "2 girls and their abomination of a pokemon".
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That makes more sense, thanks. It's still a baffling and confusing way to refer to
you know what I just caught sight of that Bonnie illustration out of the corner of my eye while typing and I can't process anything else.
Do Lily and Mikaila really find this cute?
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It would seem Lily learned from the Tim Buckley school of comedy. I wonder if you removed everything except the first and last panels of Lily's comics you might actually have something amusing...
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There's so much of the comic that finding really comedic panels is difficult.
I tried it with the ones from the violate arc.
it's about on par.
For funsies I dug up what font Lily uses for her comic a year or so ago. So if you mugs wanna make edits be my guest.
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Based on what I’ve seen, I’m about 99.8% certain that Peety hates Ratatouille specifically because of a single sentence in Ego’s ending speech where he says something along the lines of "it‘s easier to be a critic than it is to be a creator because in most circumstances the critic is risking a lot less since, unlike the creator, they don’t really have to put themselves out there to be judged when there’s always cynicism and snappy insults to hide behind" that could be twisted into Ego being a straw man if you ignore literally everything that comes before and after that single line.
So yeah, I think Lily was just pissy about feeling called out.
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Though, even if those are the doormat's parent and Liliana is not just forcing a situation in which her own parents can be bigoted against her and has a reason to kick them out her imaginery home for the mere pleasure of doing that, it'd have been nice to have any indication that Mikaila had officially adopted Pretty Pretty Blessed as her own daughter and therefore part of her family or even what is the reaction of Pretty Pretty Blessed to having a third mom. Since those are the kind of scene that create any emotional investment on slice of life stories and all.
That posted dialogue is so unfunny that doesn't even manage to relate the set up (Pretty Pretty Blessed made a mess again hehehe oh that quirky little kid) with the punchline (G licked me when I was drunk and sad). How do you fail so hard at what is the most basic component of any joke?
The implication of that punchline is also so disturbing in which nobody recognizes that G basically took advantage of a vulnerable Liliana, again. It doesn't matter if she was sad and felt like getting a lick was going to help her, she was drunk according to her own words. I thought the popular idea was that drunk people can't consent? You'd think this is going to be the kind of thing Liliana'd be vehement about since she pretends to care so much to be against abuse.
Not only Liliana promotes the idea that you must forgive your rapist if they feel very sad about it with this comic, now she's telling people that drunk sex is okay as long you get over the sense of self-loathing afterward and the non-drunk person who sexually touched you's no way an abuser.
That posted dialogue is so unfunny that doesn't even manage to relate the set up (Pretty Pretty Blessed made a mess again hehehe oh that quirky little kid) with the punchline (G licked me when I was drunk and sad). How do you fail so hard at what is the most basic component of any joke?
The implication of that punchline is also so disturbing in which nobody recognizes that G basically took advantage of a vulnerable Liliana, again. It doesn't matter if she was sad and felt like getting a lick was going to help her, she was drunk according to her own words. I thought the popular idea was that drunk people can't consent? You'd think this is going to be the kind of thing Liliana'd be vehement about since she pretends to care so much to be against abuse.
Not only Liliana promotes the idea that you must forgive your rapist if they feel very sad about it with this comic, now she's telling people that drunk sex is okay as long you get over the sense of self-loathing afterward and the non-drunk person who sexually touched you's no way an abuser.
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The joke doesn’t land that’s a given but that art!
Her head is spun near 360 degrees. Is Bonnie also part Noctowl now too?
EDIT: to avoid double posting here, her and her headmate being the biggest cowards when called out.
Vaush abused her now.
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Lily would never debate anyone that she couldn't destroy 100%, and even if she does "win" a debate her argumentation techniques are inherently abusive and in bad faith that demand the other side to be so shocked by all her "facts and logic" that they would not try to reply
Because all Lily can do is "gotchas" and "shock value" and sell it as an objective fact to people who already agree with her and do not reflect on what they consume
if she does that she would come out as the abusive and insane side, that is, it would be clear and recorded as she talks to people that she doesn't agree with her
Lily is a parasite of forced controversy, but she hides behind her victim complex to ignore responses and remain "correct". she would never challenge her beliefs if it demands admitting to be wrong
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Her parents abused her, her teachers abused her, her sister abused her, her ex abused her, youtubers have abused her...
Damn, anyone else would've probably killed themselves after suffering THAT much trauma and abuse. Lily is truly made of some tough stuff, you guys.
Damn, anyone else would've probably killed themselves after suffering THAT much trauma and abuse. Lily is truly made of some tough stuff, you guys.
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In fairness, what little I've seen of Vausch does make him seem like a disingenuous shithead. But abusive? Imagine going through life thinking anybody who disagrees with or criticizes you is an abuser.
Anyway I just want to say that I take back my criticism of Lily's writing. Earlier today she posted this:
And you know, I gotta give props to Lily for invoking one of the greatest literary works of decades past:
Anyway I just want to say that I take back my criticism of Lily's writing. Earlier today she posted this:
And you know, I gotta give props to Lily for invoking one of the greatest literary works of decades past:
The Eye of Argon said:
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Vaush and Xanderhal both made only one video each about Liliana. Vaush made it regarding her video about Contrapoints because Vaush loves to simp for her, and Xanderhal about another one where he just basically disagreed with her opinion on cartoons. Neither of them has come back again to even mention Liliana since there has been far more relevant topics happening right now than what a third rated cartoon reviewer said.
That person is also lying. Vaush does explain how what Liliana said about Contrapoints is gaslighting since Liliana would blatantly ignore what Contrapoints said and try to convince the audience that what she prefers instead is what came out from Contrapoints. I think his simping is pretty obvious but he does stays there trying to listen to Liliana's arguments and came out thinking rightfully that they were stupid.
When it comes to both those videos, Xanderhal's is by far the worst of both of them in term of backing up his opinions and attacking Liliana's to just jump to insult her so I don't know why singled out just Vaush's. Xanderhal just sits there and react to Liliana's word without further exploring what's wrong about them. In terms of takedown, however, they both left a lot to be desired but I don't really blame them since Liliana literally means nothing for any of them. She's just a whiny loser on social media as far they're concerned.
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You'd think she'd empathise with Steven at that point. How long until Lily turns into a giant pink penis monster?