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Red Bistro said:
I'm content with the fact that he now has to turn his daily shtreems into emergencies just to hit the 100 dollar tips goal. No unexpected hospital bill, no broken down car, no actual change in the status quo of any kind. On normal days he needs money. On emergency days he REALLY needs money.
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What Phil does with HIS money is...guess what?! HIS BUSINESS and NOT YOURS!
 
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Phil said to one of his viewers "oh man tht sucks *viewer name* I'm sorry to hear that" , I look at the chat and the guy said that because of scalpers he can't get an XBox.

So if you tell Phil you have covid he will respond by saying he doesn't want to talk politics and he will ignore you, but if you say you can't buy an XBox he feels sympathy for you.

DeeTracktor said:
Oh Phil when you read this tomorrow please consider that these two sentences came out of your snout in the space of two minutes

''I need your money for groceries''

''I ate the entire pizza myself, it was delicious''
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I posted about how this mother fucker was asked if it was ok to eat pizza because of his gout and he said it was ok as long as he didn't ate it all.

Also huge LMAO someone typed in chat "type 1 if you think Phil is handosme",only one person typed one and the rest posted the clown face so he got butthurt and turned off the webcam LMAO, he tried to play it off as a joke 5 minutes later but I dont think he was 100% joking.
 
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DarkSydeDefender said:
What Phil does with HIS money is...guess what?! HIS BUSINESS and NOT YOURS!
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Ah yes, that wonderful dichotomy. Come to me for the real and ahnest truth, don't listen to anyone else. Also if you ask any questions about the real and ahnest truth it's none of your business and you're probably getting LIMBed.
 
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Started looking on pigpiggo for the pastry archy, and this one goes back a ways.. I stopped in Sept of 2018, because.. Well fuck him, thats why.

9/21/2018 - 2/8/2021 - 17 khantributions - $532.

Again, this only includes the ones that pop up on PPG, and I stopped after a certain point. Also heard something that sounds a lot like what we hear every day, but apparently he doesnt do it all the time, and he just really needs the help today.. Timestamp is 47:10 - 47:17

Edit: To correct timestamp

 
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Already investing that Pastryarchy money

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Gezkill said:
If this stream is a highlight of anything is that you should stop tipping/cheering him even if its for Trolling.

He is a Pigroach but even Pigroaches don't live forever.
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Meh, I think it's just the usual begging. He's been doing this for years and faggots like that Pastryarchy guy keep giving him money.

He did seem to be more agitated than usual, but one never knows whether it's because of something serious like a divorce coming or if it's just the fat pig crying roach for the thousandth time.

And I prefer to never expect anything serious to happen to Phil, makes the times that things actually happen all the more delicious.
 
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These people are just enablers at this point. The whales are morally bankrupt for participating in this farce. You can clearly see it from his emergency begging today - he has nothing to hide behind. There is no narrative that justifies this current situation. The condo? He used to pay that and his bills when he was making much less than he does now, and he still isn't paying the mortgage on it anymore. The taxes? He can't keep things straight on that, and it happens every year at this time. Bills? Aside from the taxes, they are pretty uniform monthly, how is there no budget in place. Kat? Her not being able to work more does not explain why she can't contribute in this week before he gets paid. Chargebacks? We're almost 4 months into Phil's 'changes' - they can't be happening regularly. Unforseen emergencies? Jasper jumping on him... that's not even up there with emergency expenses of yore. He can't even concoct a good lie. This is just straight up, "give me cash now or I'm implying I'll die."

He is just an addict. He can't function even when he has money. He can't budget, he can't save. He is immediately lamenting that he can't run to credit cards, but there is no justification for why he would need to after the year he has had, and he said that as though it is what he has done in the past - Phil, buddy, the narrative every year before this was that you were raising money to pay those bills. You just admitted you put them on credit cards. You scammed your audience.

He's just sloppy and desperate, wracked with the Scopely Shakes.

Also... interestingly, contrary to what Phil has said, his last actual emergency fundraiser was on February 28th, 2020. So even when he had his debt cleared, even when he had a massive influx of cash support, even when he had $6k in cheers, over 1000 subs for 4 months... Phil can only make it a year before he collapses and emergency begs. He's right about one thing. This is his future. It reasonably cannot be better than he just had it, and it was only enough to function for 365 days without crumbling.

This isn't even funny right now. He became a parody of himself today. Phil is just disgusting right now.
 
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tripmix said:
Did he actually say that date?

The guy that can't remember how to roll in soulsborne games can remember the date of his last begathon which is like everyday?
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Phil previously said (I think on Thanskgiving) that he has not had to do any emergency fundraisers in 2020 because it was such a good year. Either he forgot or he was lying, because he had 2, one in January, and then one right before the start of the vest streak on Feb 28th. He did not go he whole year without a dedicated begging event. At all.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
These people are just enablers at this point. The whales are morally bankrupt for participating in this farce. You can clearly see it from his emergency begging today - he has nothing to hide behind. There is no narrative that justifies this current situation.
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Not to steal from your thunder or any point you're making but I think it's been more than clear that Phil's top supporters aren't fans in the traditional sense by now. The Vest Streak especially proved that they care about other arbitrary meta shit, whether it's flaunting their money to be the top dog in his chat, getting one over on the haters, or feeling like a kind person for saving Phil from "the jaws of defeat", even when it's clear that's not the case. More than anything they just want Phil to keep going, and they only listen to his word anyway so what does it matter if he bothers trying to maintain a coherent narrative? It's just not worth getting upset over. Phil will always reward them with more begging.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Is his CT condo association fee really $400? That's crazy, that's almost as much as rent.
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For where I live it can get close to that but it depends on the area and to be frank given the gate to Phil's community it seems more like his fee level would be around 200$ or possibly less but they wouldnt do yard work around here for any less than that so hence my assumption of around that price.
 
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