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Its long past the point that I no longer even question phil 'scamming'. The paypigs are irredeemable and the true subject of the saga. Phil is simply a force of nature siphoning off money that would be wasted somewhere anyway. Heck I'd take the money.

No, nowadays I just wonder why he even bothers. We all know he hates games and putting in effort. Why put in the little that he still does when there is apparently no line he can cross that will stop them from donating? Why show up and all when apparently the paypigs will spew money at you no matter what? Why not go all the way and just not do anything except leaving the channel up for donations to continue to come in? We all know he really wants to.
 
Its long past the point that I no longer even question phil 'scamming'. The paypigs are irredeemable and the true subject of the saga. Phil is simply a force of nature siphoning off money that would be wasted somewhere anyway. Heck I'd take the money.

No, nowadays I just wonder why he even bothers. We all know he hates games and putting in effort. Why put in the little that he still does when there is apparently no line he can cross that will stop them from donating? Why show up and all when apparently the paypigs will spew money at you no matter what? Why not go all the way and just not do anything except leaving the channel up for donations to continue to come in? We all know he really wants to.

The paypigs are definitely lolcows of their own. Wish we had doxx on more of them because I guarantee they’d all have a remarkable amount in common.
 
"I'm not asking for anything above what would you normally would have contributed."

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WHAT!?:stress:
Phil, if you're not asking for more than the normal amount, then why did you stop recording specifically to say "PLEASE continue to contribute" after hitting the goal? DEBUNKED

Edit: He's falling asleep and doing the "I'm totally awake" head and eye movement.
 
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FROM THE TOP ROPES... JASPER KITTY!!!



Late I know but holy shit this made me laugh so hard. A kitten jumped on his mangled beanbag head and he cranked his neck and it felt like he got punched by someone? This fat fool is the biggest snowflake in existence. Good job Jasper!
 
Its long past the point that I no longer even question phil 'scamming'. The paypigs are irredeemable and the true subject of the saga. Phil is simply a force of nature siphoning off money that would be wasted somewhere anyway. Heck I'd take the money.

No, nowadays I just wonder why he even bothers. We all know he hates games and putting in effort. Why put in the little that he still does when there is apparently no line he can cross that will stop them from donating? Why show up and all when apparently the paypigs will spew money at you no matter what? Why not go all the way and just not do anything except leaving the channel up for donations to continue to come in? We all know he really wants to.
I honestly don't know why he still puts up with the variety bullshit and hasn't transitioned to just playing JRPGs full-time. Sprinkle in a few kid's games here and there like Fall Guys and Call of Duty to keep the wheelchairs entranced. Modern AAA games are piss-easy but every now and then he runs into a harder one like Doom Eternal and he's just miserable the whole time.
 
Make it $137 from 2 cucks now, and $16 from everyone else

Positivity!!!
$12 out of those $16 came from "six72two", the WingsOfRedemption mod. Well, it actually was two times $6.72, so technically it was $13.44, but you know how autistic DSP is about rounding off tips.

So that's $100 + $37 + $12 = $149 out of $153 coming from just three dummies.

And tonight there will be three or four other dummies who fork over at least 70% of the tips. And Wednesday. And Thursday. And so on and so forth. It's how it goes 90% of the time.
 
The paypigs are definitely lolcows of their own. Wish we had doxx on more of them because I guarantee they’d all have a remarkable amount in common.

Yup, its been said before but Phil is stale and has been for a while now. I mean the bankruptcy and the WWE arcs are a bit of fun but otherwise its been the same for years. Phil cries for money for x alleged catastrophe. We wait y amount of time wondering if this is the end of phil. Z paypig swoops in to 'save' him at the last possible second. Day in day out wash rinse repeat. I'm amazed my interest has held for as long as it has. Nah, I'm much more interested in what daily life is for the loser that gives the money. The guy who gets the money I can tune in anytime and see him fusing to his couch.
 
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Another 100$ guaranteed tonight.
 
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Another 100$ guaranteed tonight.
The thing that most people who unironically quote the UNKILLABLE and 100 LUCK STAT memes don't realize is that most of the conflicts which Phil has "survived" have been created and curated by Phil himself. He can claim "If I don't hit the Tips Goal tonight, I'LL LITERALLY DIE!" on a day he knew he was going to hit it anyway. Then he escapes the icy hand of death YET AGAIN and we're all supposed to be flabbergasted and ask "How is he still going?!"
Plenty of other content creators have been going for as long as, if not longer than, Phil and you don't see people claim the same for them. Phil is an attention whore and even his most diehard fans realize that. Somehow people still fall for this bullshit after the 50th time he's "narrowly escaped death".
 
Phil really is the ''tiger salamander'' of the retards
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stay with me here, tiger salamanders are metamorphosed axolotls
these cute dudes - the next step in their form, the thing is they are quite happy being a goofy pond tards and many never bother changing to the tiger unless forced by environment changes
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one thing about tigers they will hunt down and eat their own kind using the advantages they have

so in conclusion
Phil is a fucking tard, but a tard with one more step on the ladder than his wheelchair fan base and is feasting on them endlessly
the pond is big and the axolotls are endless

this has been my ted talk

thank you
 
Phill talking about how people shopping at retail are assholes.
Someone caught kat's fancy by walking in and talking to her.
Kudos to the guy who triggered the pig.
See above
"For all the people who try to make me feel bad every day, there's an equal amount of people who want to see me succeed."

Lol, there's that complete lack of self-awareness again.
Hey dumpling, if that were true, you wouldn't be crying every single day but actually succeeding.,
 
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