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"Duck lips R Us lol."
For those keeping track at home...
For those keeping track at home...
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Those lips look like her blown poorly wiped fart trumpet rim hole. TEE HEE! HI MARISSA!!! Okay sorry. I promise I am not farming horrifying stickers.
Is her eyesight that bad that we are now lip lining like we are connecting the dots around the surface area of the moon?!
Those chins have been shopped to a point where her necklace makes a mad acute angle across her body. And I don't know how to prove it but she is shopping those fat eyelids thinner. Well i suppose the fact that her normal racoon shiftt eyes are now creaseless tells you smooth effect is heavily employed, in fact she probably saved the photo and maxed it out and then saved it and maxed it out again.
Also enjoyed this comment on MTR.
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The ALR look of how to look dirtier than normal by adding false lashes. And is the new trend in lip lining to do it bad?
She has the time to put on makeup (no shade, I love makeup) , surely she can find a moment to flatten a box or two (shade, she’s a pig).
Who Now
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I don't mean to offend any Canadian Kiwis, but I can't stand they way she says "soary" for "sorry". But I've never heard any other Canadians say it that way
Apologies, I corrected my post. I was wrong about her going out after ordering the pizza. I think she went out before she ordered it. I think. Don't make me have to rewatch her live stream. aaagggghhhh!
Apologies, I corrected my post. I was wrong about her going out after ordering the pizza. I think she went out before she ordered it. I think. Don't make me have to rewatch her live stream. aaagggghhhh!
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In her duck lips pic, it looks like she left crumbs below her bottom lip. All that shooping and she still leaves crumbs, smh.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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I don't see the point of Chantal posting these fatfish photos when anyone on the planet can see what she really looks like on Youtube. Also I think if most people were ass deep in health crises, the last thing they would care about is posting dumb smoochy photos on Insta. Goddamn Chins, wake up and smell the glucose.
SituationTypeThing
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She knew peetz wasn't wouldn't/couldn't bring anything anywhere. Not to mention, people don't need to bring their own cpaps to the hospital. The entire "oops, I forgot we were on live" accidental mention was not an accident. she wanted a way to get the spotlight off the bday boy and on to her in a way that wouldn't be received like getting engaged at a friend's wedding. It was a carefully calculated statement, not a slip of the tongue. It worked. Out of a 3 hour live "for peetz' bday," 2 hours were focused on her health.
All of those boxes and not a thing to show for it. Everything delivered in those boxes is either cheap, tacky crap or food she turned to crap long ago. Chantal could cut down on boxes if she cut out the middleman and just flushed dollars down the toilet.
Wonder if she remembered some very important item she needed to get from Bibi's place, or at least implied to peetz that she was going to Bibi's?
Chantal may exaggerate her Canadian accent, but based on my limited knowledge of canadian accents (mainly You Can't Do That On Television and Degrassi), some canadians really do say soarrry.
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SkinnylegendChantal
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That pouty duck lip trend died out years ago, makes sense since Chins is stuck in the past. If you're going to put on false eyelashes anyone with taste would get ones that are full but still natural enough so that it's not obvious. That lipliner is horrible, it's not a game of connect the dots. As for the photoshop skills, she's obviously used a smoothing filter and some kind of photoshop on the lids. If you look closely, especially on the right lid, you can see how blurred it is.
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I don't get the "sorry" pronunciation. I don't hear it. Is this like Americans pronouncing "orange" as "ahrnge"? An ESL I know once opined that we Canadians have tighter vowels sounds because Canada gets so cold in places, we just can't open our mouths wide enough.
I'd say that is a great theory, but Chantal can expertly unhinge her jaw like the rent is way past due. Any examples of her "sorry" are appreciated. We all know she pronounces "pasta" like she just bought her first box of De Cecco.
ETA: She truly sees Ava Gardner in the mirror. Maybe she did smoke some acid.
I'd say that is a great theory, but Chantal can expertly unhinge her jaw like the rent is way past due. Any examples of her "sorry" are appreciated. We all know she pronounces "pasta" like she just bought her first box of De Cecco.
ETA: She truly sees Ava Gardner in the mirror. Maybe she did smoke some acid.
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I can't believe everyone focused on the creamy sour cream potato chips review and no one's talking about the chunky segment.
Holds up a Chunky bar square and says "It's like.. *drops Chunky* a chunky square."
What a fucking way with words. Rivals Bourdain.
Holds up a Chunky bar square and says "It's like.. *drops Chunky* a chunky square."
What a fucking way with words. Rivals Bourdain.
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We tend to pronounce our vowels so I mostly hear and say “sore-y.” She says pawstah and kwah-sohn because she lives in a luxury villa and that’s just what happens.
But I get how accents can bug some people.
But I get how accents can bug some people.
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All of that eye makeup and lash glue is going to burn while crying about her dying grandmother and telling absolutely no one about it.
Re: Sorry/sorry: Canadians tend to use a long “O” (sore-y”) and Americans a short “O” (“sari”), but it still depends on the region. Same with “pasta.” I don’t think either is necessarily correct, as I’ve heard the language was invented in a different country altogether.
I only watched a few minutes of each of the lives last night because her preaching about eating disorders was boring and nonsensical, and her baby voice and everything about Peetz’s existence make me want to set myself on fire, but is it possible she went to her uncle’s again yesterday, and she was driving back from his house during the first live? If his address came up as the default when she ordered the pizza, then it was probably the last address she used, and she has probably used UberEats/SkipTheDishes 45 times since her last trip to his place. Unless, as someone else said, she ordered Chinese food to his house for her grandmother. Does that mean her grandmother is out of the hospital? She lies so much even we can’t keep them straight.
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Dang, dude, your dad is HARSH.
This is the kind of crap that you put into a novel and the editor makes you take it out because nobody would fucking believe it.
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There is no fucking way in hell she ordered chinese food, or ANY food, for her grandmother. If Chantal ordered it, it was for her to eat. Possibly along the lines of “and this portion is for Bibi later” when she knows damn well she’s eating it the moment the cameras are off.
I can see Chantal being at her uncle’s with an empty pizza box in her lap, being scolded for being a selfish pig by her mum and not giving a damn about her ailing granny. Still hungry an hour later, Chantal contorts her last brain cell to figure out what to do. She orders chinese delivery FOR GRAN, because she’s HELPING and knows it’s gran’s FAVOURITE.
She also knows the poor woman is refusing food and drink. Whoops, she tried! Guess Chantal will have to eat it so it doesn’t go to waste. Anyone who tries to take some of it will get their hands bitten off while Chantal shovels it all down.
I am confused on the timeline tho..is she saying she ordered chinese during her actual trip there, or she ordered it last night to have it delivered to gran, then accidentally ordered a pizza for herself to the same place?
If it’s the second one, there was no chinese food, it just sent the pizza to the last place she ordered food for herself. She just doesn’t want to admit she couldn’t stay at her uncle’s and go ONE NIGHT without food delivery because it was either that or eat every last thing in the kitchen and get scolded by the family for being the massive fat hog she is. God is she selfish.
And since this is the woman who regularly drives several hours round trip just for her fave fast food, I can totally believe she drove to Cornwall to get that errant pizza, which was why she was too embarrassed to tell anyone where she went.
This is why Chantal inspires so much MOTI. She is the most selfish, cartoonishly greedy person ever.
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Originally she said that when she was at her uncle's house she only used Skip the Dishes to look up what local food places there were (hence changing the delivery address) and that she didn't have anything delivered. Like most liars, the more she repeated it the more bits of the truth slipped in.
I've never used Skip the Dishes but DoorDash and UberEats have never required me to change my delivery address just to see what's available. All you have to do is give the app permission to access your GPS location.
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ARCHIVE (360p):
MEXICAN FOOD MUKBANG BURRITO, TACO FRIES, QUESO AND CHIPS
- This fucking intro music
- HEY GUYS HEY
- Texmex food FOR YOU!!!!
- Muh authentic
- Next best thing
- Third best thing
- C’est la vie as they say (I thought you were a French debutante??????)
- Cut to generic low-grade Mexican food
- Kay-so
- Chips
- Rice
- Beans
- Burrito
- Cray-mah
- Enchilada sauce
- Mexican fries
- Like taco meat, good stuff, etc. etc. etc.
- Green tobasco on everything (same colour as her rectal discharge)
- Kay-so beauty bite!
- SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Spicy!!!!!!
- Fries look bomb dot com!!!!!1
- Shilling her Instagram
- Craving beans and rice
- She cooms her panties
- Craved pizza
- Now craves Mexican food
- The beast stabs the burrito with her dollar store knife, the burrito pops open like a balloon filled with baby’s diarrhea
- First meal of the day!!!
- Our body releases hormones that make food taste good!!!!!
- I cannot overstate how terrible that burrito looks
- Food tastes, uh
- Fresh
- She smooshes her fries into a paste before biting them
- I AM A NIGHT OWL1!!!
- Embrace it
- Watched a movie called “cell”
- Wait
- Not cell
- Cube!
- Monosyllabic c word
- I was thinking cunt…
- Talks about cooking shows she likes
- Not worth noting tbh
- I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
- HEE HEE
- I am liking beans and rice these days, yknowwhatimean?
- This has like shredded chicken, like “pull-apart chicken”
- Authenticity vibes here!!!
- Pizza craving disappeared
- Awkward silence
- Not wanting to go outside, yknowwhatimean?
- Resuming adventures with Peetz after lockdown
- Chips are FRESH
- She is eating nothing except for the queso and chips
- The food looks fucking terrible
- Criticizes others for abusing their bodies for fame
- Where have we heard this before?
- Talks about TikTok drama
- The Columbine killers had groupies!!!!!
- Collab creepypasta next Friday
- Still waiting on the time warp from the past three weeks
- Yknow what they say about beans?
- BYE
TL;DR She says nothing of note, the food looks like shit, & she is miserable eating it. Instead of taking bites, Chantal just mashes the food into the tray.
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Dang, I hope she ordered enough.
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Just got done watching last nights live. Really enjoyed watching Hugeina Cooney attempt to stick up for Eugina Cooney.
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*Hugenia Cunty
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The eyelashes look ridiculous and I don’t know how anyone can eat a meal and not notice that they have food all over their mouth.The trash bags behind her are a nice touch too. I know it’s been said ad nauseam, but for someone who claims YouTube is their “job”, she has no self awareness of how she presents herself.