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That got really gay for a second.

Anyway I like June's pterodactyl trapezoid meat. Also for thread experts- was it already mentioned how Armored Skeptic liked to sit at a table in June's back yard in a fedora and vest while he vaped? Believe it was at a table, and without telling anyone he was coming by.

Swear on my life I've heard that. Probably via podcast or video. Her parents thought he was a weirdo.
 
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skykiii said:
Yeah, I honestly read this thread more to hear about Greg, but it seems he's not discussed as much.

Greg at least makes entertaining videos. Sure he's gone full nutcase and now talks about paranormal crap that he clearly believes in even though he pretends he doesn't, but that's way more entertaining than June's routine, which is like some bimbo watched Penn and Teller Bullshit and decided to copy their routine.

Do we have a thread on Penn and Teller, by the way? I used to be a fan of Bullshit back in the day but watching it again makes me cringe as I realized they do basically the same shit most internet people do, where they find some obvious nutcase and act like dunking on the nut proves their point. It'd be interesting to find out if they ever went off the deep end.
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I mean, what's there left to laugh at Greg over? Greg is making entertaining content and keeping to himself. This isn't a site to discuss content creators, it's a site to point and laugh at cows.

Honestly, I thought June and Greg would be the ones having a cow baby when I first signed up. If you told 2018 me that Ethan Ralph would be having kids before June I would have vomited. In fact, I think I'm still going to.
 
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skykiii said:
Do we have a thread on Penn and Teller, by the way? I used to be a fan of Bullshit back in the day but watching it again makes me cringe as I realized they do basically the same shit most internet people do, where they find some obvious nutcase and act like dunking on the nut proves their point. It'd be interesting to find out if they ever went off the deep end.
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We don’t really do threads on celebrities because that’s a whole other can of worms and gossip. I think the only real exception to that is the Dan Harmon thread.
As for P&T, I have plenty of issues with Penn, but they’re mostly consistent in their stupidity and at the end of the day they’re still one of the greatest magic acts of all time. Once can easily forget their off stage personas and just enjoy their stage performances. Not so much the case for the cows here
 
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LiquidKid said:
We don’t really do threads on celebrities because that’s a whole other can of worms and gossip. I think the only real exception to that is the Dan Harmon thread.
As for P&T, I have plenty of issues with Penn, but they’re mostly consistent in their stupidity and at the end of the day they’re still one of the greatest magic acts of all time. Once can easily forget their off stage personas and just enjoy their stage performances. Not so much the case for the cows here
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Hey man. David Staye and Brianna Wu are E-list celebrities. Don't hate.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
Hey man. David Staye and Brianna Wu are E-list celebrities. Don't hate.
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David Staye was on a short-lives obscure 80’s tv where his voice was dubbed over by someone else only to find recognition due to Metokur, and Wu had the thread well before the political larping.
Neither are celebrities by any real stretch
 
Based_Papa_John said:
I think it's been established that this whole "misogynistic" dynamic was largely June. If Greg actually believed that women are just baby-machines, I'd say we would have seen a baby by now, instead of publicly lusting after ethots and traps.

But describing female physiognomy is a hate fact.

If you actually look through the MGTOW thread, you'll see that I've taken the piss out of them, too.
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Isn't that locked?
 
Ita Mori said:
Why the fuck would June donate $300 to a dead nigger she used to fuck?
Was the dick that good?
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She has to now that it's widely known. To keep her leftist cred, how could she ignore an African American she personally knew who was in need? Since it seemed to take so long for her to find out, she must not have been in contact with him. It's PR, nothing more. I'm just surprised she only felt pressure to give $300. Thought she would at least have done $500.
 
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Karen™ said:
I was just thinking that her implants look a lot better in these than in the OP, likely because of the weight gain.

Wonder if she'll acknowledge this leak. I hope so; there's lots of attention (both sympathetic and simp-athetic) in it for her and lots of drama in it for us.
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I don't get it, they don't look like implants, they fall flat when she's on her back, and they're not that big or round... Where are the pics you mention before the weight gain?
 
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Says you in Chicago dem niggers do it for free
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Yes low-income areas tend to have high homicide rates but if you want a specific black person killed for money it's going to cost you at least three or four thousand dollars unless you're just randomly grooming up crackheads who'll do it for a $10 rock and get you both caught.
 
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Dyn said:
Yes low-income areas tend to have high homicide rates but if you want a specific black person killed for money it's going to cost you at least three or four thousand dollars unless you're just randomly grooming up crackheads who'll do it for a $10 rock and get you both caught.
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That's to much about we spilt some crack and bucket of chicken. And call it good fam
 
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Putting out a specific hit will run you in the low thousands, but that's only really if the hit is over a personal vendetta. Most gangs carry out hits on rival gang members without exchanging any formal payment.

Pretty sure this was some sort of botched robbery rather than a hit, though.
scathefire said:
It's okay to talk about empty egg-cartons and such a fair amount since many people see it as relating to June. But, dear god. I was not anticipating this long of a spergfest.
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This thread has a really odd tendency to attract random spergs to get in drawn out sped fits with each other. I've been following this thread for just a few months and I've already seen it happen like 4 or 5 times, way more than in any other lolcow thread I follow. Feels more like an A&N thread, in that sense.
 
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GedsForth said:
Putting out a specific hit will run you in the low thousands, but that's only really if the hit is over a personal vendetta. Most gangs carry out hits on rival gang members without exchanging any formal payment.

Pretty sure this was some sort of botched robbery rather than a hit, though.

This thread has a really odd tendency to attract random spergs to get in drawn out sped fits with each other. I've been following this thread for just a few months and I've already seen it happen like 4 or 5 times, way more than in any other lolcow thread I follow. Feels more like an A&N thread, in that sense.
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It's a fun thread but it does tend to tangeant a bit more than most, I personally think its cause june is more dumb and cringe than funny or entertaining. Part of it too is her broad swings in politics going from "not like other girls feminism is gross" to "I'd totally fuck this septegenarian kike uwu".
 
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