Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

She just can't resist the urge to poke her nose into slapfight, just like what she was doing on Facebook.

You can take Staph out of the Womb Wizard account, but you won't be able to take the Womb Wizard soul out of Staph.

 

[Sobble]

If you're living with your parents (or anyone, honestly) rent-free, doing 20ish minutes of chores a day to help keep the living space livable is a tiny thing to ask, and if you're an adult you should be cleaning up after yourself. Yes, even if you're an autist.

...and not to sperg about animals, but cats have an extremely acute sense of smell. If a human thinks a litterbox is stinky, it's going to be actively distressing to a cat. Not having a safe place to take a shit can lead to other undesirable behaviors and general health problems because animals don't like to be stressed out.

For all of her 'hippie nature witch bullshit' you'd think she know some basic facts about the animal she claims to love.

 

[Old McDonald's Body Farm]

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Totally hot take as per usual there, Gyro.

If Staphylococcus was actually down with animal rights she would #freepeetie

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I think she should start an organization for professional victims to hone their trade. That is about the only thing she should have a master's degree in.

 

[Don Dyker]

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They. Are. Fucking. Puppets.

obviously I don't follow the OP so I could be wrong but this strikes me as a joke. whether or not yarrow got it is another question, but

 

[Piss Faggot]

I genuinely spent 4 months catching up on all 872 pages of this thread and I feel like my head has gone through the tumblr microwave and came out a prune.
I really do salute the lot of you that have been following her for so long, I'm just baffled at how she's not improved at all over the course of what, 3? 4 years? I'm starting to get morbidly curious what would happen if she got kicked out ever since that topic was brought up.

D'ya think she'd get a modicum of her shit together once she gets a single sip of reality ... or just futz about trying to find someone new to leech off of? Rate me but I'm really a worrywart for people like Steph to improve, especially with the work I've done and people I've known in my life, but its like a slap in the face remembering she's 32 and really has nothing going for her other than infamy. Then its another slap in the face with her outrageous random racism getting me right in the BROWN.

 

[Chromeo]

I genuinely spent 4 months catching up on all 872 pages of this thread and I feel like my head has gone through the tumblr microwave and came out a prune.
I really do salute the lot of you that have been following her for so long, I'm just baffled at how she's not improved at all over the course of what, 3? 4 years? I'm starting to get morbidly curious what would happen if she got kicked out ever since that topic was brought up.

D'ya think she'd get a modicum of her shit together once she gets a single sip of reality ... or just futz about trying to find someone new to leech off of? Rate me but I'm really a worrywart for people like Steph to improve, especially with the work I've done and people I've known in my life, but its like a slap in the face remembering she's 32 and really has nothing going for her other than infamy. Then its another slap in the face with her outrageous random racism getting me right in the BROWN.

Holy shit, semper fi man. Congrats on making it this far. And hey, I'm right there with you with the unwarranted hope. It's awful that she is where she's at, but until she realizes she's the common denominator of all her problems, shit ain't gonna change. Let's just hope we're here the next time she drinks hand sanitizer or tries to trick more teenagers into being her friends, right?

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I really do salute the lot of you that have been following her for so long, I'm just baffled at how she's not improved at all over the course of what, 3? 4 years?

I've been following fellow cow Rabbie for at least 4 years and she hasn't changed one whit, there is an unfortunately large amount of bucket-headed people who keep running into a wall and they blame everything but the bucket and won't take it off . Staph is a bucket headed moron

 

[Rap Scallion]

I genuinely spent 4 months catching up on all 872 pages of this thread and I feel like my head has gone through the tumblr microwave and came out a prune.
I really do salute the lot of you that have been following her for so long, I'm just baffled at how she's not improved at all over the course of what, 3? 4 years? I'm starting to get morbidly curious what would happen if she got kicked out ever since that topic was brought up.

D'ya think she'd get a modicum of her shit together once she gets a single sip of reality ... or just futz about trying to find someone new to leech off of? Rate me but I'm really a worrywart for people like Steph to improve, especially with the work I've done and people I've known in my life, but its like a slap in the face remembering she's 32 and really has nothing going for her other than infamy. Then its another slap in the face with her outrageous random racism getting me right in the BROWN.

Don't sweat it too much. I think most of us have experienced a genuine hope spot for her to get her shit together at some point or another. It will wear off the longer you hang around and watch this particular sideshow. Staph has never and will never improve.

 

[Meowzers]

i think she's gotten a bit...not better, maybe more aware? i mean, she's still a dumbass, but she hides her weirder parts now that she knows nobody wants to hear about how she fucks richard ramirez on the astral plane. i think quarantine has been comfortable for her- she has an excuse to NEET away, because everyone else is these days. she has an excuse to not get out there try and be a functioning adult.

i was thinking about this the other day actually, and personally i wish she'd just accept that she's shitty and just really embrace it vs. trying to justify her nastiness and try to be the best moral crusader of social justice the world has ever seen. ultimately she isn't harming anyone (anymore, anyway) with this ghostfucking bullshit. none of ramirez's victims are gonna see her fanfics. she's all about satan and anarchy and being a punk, just going full on retard nasty and not hiding behind labels and mental illnesses would be the most punk thing she could ever do. it'd be refreshing and almost admirable if she adopted a devil-may-care attitude and was just an asshole instead of an asshole pretending to be a good person. "fuck yeah, i fuck ghosts, yeah i whack it to serial killers, deal with it! you can just kiss the ambiguously-existing Vagina of my Soul!!" is cooler than "i whack it to serial killers, but i love what they could have been, not what they are uwu uwu uwu;; i'm just a smol autistic kittycat i don't understand anything uwu"

 

[Miss Misery]

obviously I don't follow the OP so I could be wrong but this strikes me as a joke. whether or not yarrow got it is another question, but

It doesn't seem to have a sense of humor: https://twitter.com/siegelha1

And even if it WAS a joke, Gyro didn't get it.

 

[Meowzers]

big dump, nothing interesting. she's trying to start shit as per usual by quote rting a bunch of deezcourse and i can't be bovvered to screencap it all

Spoiler: i hex the US government at least once a week

she's trying to fight with buck angel, famous transman porn star and hated by the tucute tumblr crowd


everything's aaalways gotta be about you, huh gyro


gay and mad on the internet- when she says shit like this i wanna slap her. bisexual people just like two genders, it doesn't mean they're transphobic or don't believe in nonbinary genders. maybe there's someone who likes, i dunno, women and satanagender people (to use steph's beloved demongenders) and no one else, not men, not nonbinaries, so technically they're bi. not every qUeEr PeRsYn is some pansexual polyamorous genderqueer freakshow, some of us just are just good old fashioned depraved homosexuals stephanie is fat and bisexuals would not have sex with her






the fedora m'lady joke doesn't even apply to whatever bullshit she's trying to insert herself into. some people just don't want their girlfriends to be camgirls, is that so wrong gyro?



tempted to let her know that saying chief is insulting to native americans these days in the social justice sphere, but i'm not gonna tip the cow




this is in response to a thread that was basically like "don't make jokes saying it's the wrong year because it can trigger psychosis and derealization!"


THAT'S A PENIS



cool


stay in your lane whitey




i thought she didn't know anything about sex or relationships until she was like 16


no, nobody has ever been to sheetz or tim hortons, you're the only person who has been there i really like how when she mentions a store or a brand she has to @ them or tag them. very anarcho-socialist of you, staph, supporting and advertising local small businesses like sheetz and tim hortons







where's that commie cunt that roams this thread, what say you about this


"i value the abilities autism gives me" lol LIKE WHAT


personally i wish there was never a cure for autism because otherwise this forum would never exist, and where else am i supposed to get my internet drama fix?


i didn't read any of this because horoscopes are dumb and gay, someone tell me if it's funny or not






shut up gyro


shut UP gyro

 

[stuffandthings]

"I've never understood the concept of private property"

Calls the cops on Mexicans who steal her yard sign.

 

[Miss Misery]

1. Starting fights with Buck Angel? Good jorb, Staph.

2. Don't call anyone "chief" unless they are actually the chief of something, like the fire department or the police.

3. Emoji clapping has long been considered cultural appropriation.

 

[depression-and-cats]

3. Emoji clapping has long been considered cultural appropriation.

Wait what?

 

[Chromeo]

Wait what?

Yeah, it's supposed to be like that thing black women do where they clap on every syllable when they're shouting at someone. In text it's just between every word, but still.

 

[fuzzdew]

she's trying to fight with buck angel, famous transman porn star and hated by the tucute tumblr crowd

I love when the woke crowd constantly screeches about how we must protect trans womxn (especially black!!), but shits on trans men constantly.

Let me culturally appropriate: stayin yourlaneGyro

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I love when the woke crowd constantly screeches about how we must protect trans womxn (especially black!!), but shits on trans men constantly.

"Trans men" are men, therefore they have that sweet sweet Male Privilege™.

 

[Vandy]

"i value the abilities autism gives me" lol LIKE WHAT

[/spoiler]

Like not being held accountable for their actions because they're too autistic to comprehend consequences.

 

[Mr Foster]

"Trans men" are men, therefore they have that sweet sweet Male Privilege™.

It must be absolutely exhausting to be hyperwoke. It makes me tired just reading about every new woke idea or "rule". Maybe that's why steph considers screeching into the twitter void "work".