DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Not Playing Games]

Uhhhh... is he losing his fucking mind or what the hell is going on?

"Today was amazing for support but I need to keep this going for both wednesday and thursday, alright?"

Maybe he should not take a day off work if he needs the money so fucking badly, huh. Seems to me like if you were in genuine financial distress and can add another day to your work week, you would do that. Guess it's not that big a deal then!

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I don't think any kiwis outside of the SoK ever really wanted to try to make him feel bad, only the most exceptional actually go into the autism vortex that is his chat... I would like to think most just sit on these forums/ watch detractor clips and like to laugh at the fat celibate boomer... not actually try to engage, because the chance for a gold dust moment is far overshadowed by the absolute nothing you actually get in response.

Our very existence makes him feel bad. He hates that there are people out there who are take pleasure in making fun of him every single day and that there's nothing that he can do about it. Also @Nigel of Ukip getting him kicked from every one of his clans last year also made him feel bad, but that totally shouldn't because DownFromTheRafters is NOT Phil so why should Phil give 2 fucks about some losers getting doxxed?

EDIT: I'm retarded and forgot to hit reply to who I was replying to

 

[PieceofShet]

I like how he really really needs the money but not willing to do any special event, he straight up refused it. He also doesnt "work" on his off day. They dont need 2 person to do the weekly shopping, thats why we have shopping carts and cars.

This, and he still obviously spends money on gay jpegs.

 

[Iron Father]

"I NEED GROCERIES AND CAT SUPPLIES IDIOT!"

Send your wife to run errands while you stream on your day off and make up a whole day's worth of earnings. Or you can both stay home while you work and have what you need delivered to your doorstep, it's fucking 2021.

Anybody who falls for this emotional manipulation is a fucking retard.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I like how he really really needs the money but not willing to do any special event, he straight up refused it. He also doesnt "work" on his off day. They dont need 2 person to do the weekly shopping, thats why we have shopping carts and cars.

This, and he still obviously spends money on gay jpegs.

Contrary to his stage name, he is not really the King of hate, he is the king of exaggeration and hypocrisy. I don't really buy it for a minute that he seriously has as many bills and back taxes to pay as he says he has (more so that he doesn't have to pay them back as early as he's implying at the very least). We know how many cucks tip and cheer him, we know he still claws in a bit of YouTube ad revenue here and there, we could always be missing out on undisclosed tips he gets when not streaming that we don't know about, and we've seen how much he's earning based on pre-existing financial documents.

He spends money like an entitled brat who needs all the toys in the kids section, his wolverine toy entitlement mentality has always stuck with him and he's never grown out of it.

So whenever he comments shit like "Sub and cheers do not help right now at all guys, please donate to me right now" I can't help but chuckle a little every time because it all boils down to his decision forming process of making terrible financial choices and always making a considerable effort to always blame other factors for his problems (His old tax guy, the people who are trying to do the foreclosure on his old house, people who aren't tipping and instead decide to cheer/sub him).

It's never really his fucking fault is it? The victim complex is Phil's best friend.

And then the icing on the cake is that we hear that he essentially has no sort of savings or assets to speak of anymore, and that even when he manages to pay the next set of bills, we eventually hear that more "expensive bills and back taxes" are on the way in another stream, and the cycle of begging and pity continues.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Anybody who falls for this emotional manipulation is a fucking retard.

You shouldn't have said that.

 

[marlintan]

The paypigs are definitely lolcows of their own. Wish we had doxx on more of them because I guarantee they’d all have a remarkable amount in common.

If you want to dox autistic fuckers, have Nigel start here on the farms... a little taste...

I'm sure it gets much worse.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

The sheer amount of work put into making this is more than Phil has worked in his entire life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV6DhslrS04

 

[marlintan]

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For a man that studied finance the more we see of his life, I believe when he says studied finance
I think he means he looked at money

Finance as an undergraduate degree used to have one of the highest median salaries for a freshman at orientation, I started in 2005, and the median was like $45k, and it is piss easy degree, for people that shit on women's studies, you actually have to write for many of the arts degree classes; business is mostly just math... so you get a lazy fucking pig looking at degrees that may be lucrative, after failing to comprehend IT, and you get "business degree" PPB.

 

[Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs]

Piggy went nuclear when people brought up his wife during the pre-stream rant. Did the horse tell him to step it up?

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil was caught up on his taxes but now he owes all his taxes. Hmm. The only thing I can think of is that Phil paid his taxes with a stolen credit card he bought off the dark web and it got charged back.

It's almost as if Phil lies on occasion. Weird.

It's almost like watching a living neo-cubist work of (f)art, cause he is all over the fucking place. His bizarre mannerisms, his up-talking after nearly every sentence, the t-pose and t-rock he does, how unless he's going full lip-droop with exaggerated talking, his mouth never fucking moves when he's talking regular... Like, he walked out of an Alain Beraud canvas.

Anyone know how much a divorce costs in Reeenton, these days? I think that the horse found better tasting hay and is taking the kid.

 

[Salubrious]

I don't think any kiwis outside of the SoK ever really wanted to try to make him feel bad, only the most exceptional actually go into the autism vortex that is his chat... I would like to think most just sit on these forums/ watch detractor clips and like to laugh at the fat celibate boomer... not actually try to engage, because the chance for a gold dust moment is far overshadowed by the absolute nothing you actually get in response.

We don't have to make him feel bad.

Genuine question: what was the last video game on stream that DSP looked like he was genuinely having fun playing?

 

[Gramh]

We don't have to make him feel bad.

Genuine question: what was the last video game on stream that DSP looked like he was genuinely having fun playing?

Trick question, DSP has never enjoyed a game on a live stream.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Just listened to the prestream where Phil talks about Jasper jumping on his face while sleeping.....

Did Jasper try to legit kill Phil?

Is Jasper a dectractor that infiltrated the Gout compound?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

We don't have to make him feel bad.

Genuine question: what was the last video game on stream that DSP looked like he was genuinely having fun playing?

Playing blackjack in Yakuza 7
Opening lootboxes in Genshin Impact

 

[marlintan]

We don't have to make him feel bad.

Genuine question: what was the last video game on stream that DSP looked like he was genuinely having fun playing?

Genuine question: Who the fuck watches DSP to see him have fun, not just on the farms, but as a whole... has to be a fraction of a percent at most.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Genuine question: Who the fuck watches DSP to see him have fun, not just on the farms, but as a whole... has to be a fraction of a percent at most.

Superblindman and derich

 

[marlintan]

Superblindman and derich

ICwhatyoudidthere... fucking blindman and slope eyes watch him have fun XD

 

[Penix]

Phil, a heartfelt message from me to you.

I'm not a spiteful person but I truly want you to feel what real anxiety is. The kind that actually cripples you. The kind that takes over your life and controls it with an iron fist.
The kind where your brain physically changes the way it behaves to make you feel that way all the time. The kind where you don't get off with just a bad night sleep, but with years of terrible sleep to the point it drives you insane.
The kind where your body physically suffers and grinds to a halt.

I have been living that life for years and after hearing your rant from yesterday, I genuinely want you to experience it.
Not because I hate people or am a psychopath, but because you keep whining and complaining without changing a single fucking thing.

A person cannot have genuine money problems when:
- He can still afford to eat out once a week, minimum (excluding pre-made overpriced food and probably a fuck ton of extra premium grade snacks and whatever else disappears into that gut)
- He can afford to waste money on mobile games
- He lives in a house in an area multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars above his means

After a certain point you lose all the right to pity and that point has now been crossed more than a hundred times over.
The only thing deserving pity here is your emotional intellect for trying to pull this shit on stream.

I can't wait for that medical emergency and all the paypigs have flown, know that I will be watching

 

[DeeTracktor]

$275 of the $284 from these 4 "things" alone.

What's going to happen when these four are tapped out by the end of the week and Phil needs to pay ''mah bills'' before Valentines Day?