Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Miss Misery]

> I hate sports

> The sound of a baseball game in the background is liek soooooo soothing y'all

 

[Fìddlesticks]

> I hate sports

> The sound of a baseball game in the background is liek soooooo soothing y'all

She is waiting for the hot dog seller to feed her 6 inches of sub standard meat product.

 

[Flawmil]

Found this on a thread while browsing Reddit.

 

[Poop Shoot]

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Real girls or trannies?

Just curious.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I hope that girls experience isnt true because nobody deserves to be treated like that, and if its true, fuck nick. Fuck nick anyway, hes no angel in any of this storyline but even worse if ges being gross.

What doesn't sit quite right though, is, contacting tess. Why? For what gain? If you were looking for asspats, look elsewhere

 

[CobraPlissken]

Real girls or trannies?

Just curious.

Probably real girls. Nick has a history of lovebombing fat women online to get them romantically/financially involved with him. That's how he met Tess in the first place.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Probably real girls. Nick has a history of lovebombing fat women online to get them romantically/financially involved with him. That's how he met Tess in the first place.

He also has a history of flirting with trannies and enbies on Reddit.
I mean it's obvious he's a degenerate just from the way he dresses. He mentioned that he spent most of covid lockdown in skirts. I pity his parents.

 

[BIG DADDY]

He also has a history of flirting with trannies and enbies on Reddit.
I mean it's obvious he's a degenerate just from the way he dresses. He mentioned that he spent most of covid lockdown in skirts. I pity his parents.

Not to mention LGBT youth on Reddit and presumably in the irl support groups he joins. Tess absolutely is milking her divorce but it doesn’t mean Nick isn’t also a cluster B piece of shit as well.

 

[Water-T]

She asked how many people you've blocked, Tess, not how many calories a day you consume.

LOL. Tess is so desperate for work that she's abusing contouring and filters to hide her greasy dewy skin and chins #2-7 in hopes of reminding people that she USED to have a pretty face.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

What doesn't sit quite right though, is, contacting tess. Why? For what gain? If you were looking for asspats, look elsewhere

Tess keeps going on about how abusive and toxic the marriage was. Maybe they thought reaching out to her would help support her story or let her know she's not alone or some shit, kinda like when someone accuses a celebrity of sexual assault and then ten other women come out and say they were sexually assaulted too.

Tess's alleged reaction is interesting. Maybe she's pissed because if Nick abused someone else then her experience isn't special.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Tess keeps going on about how abusive and toxic the marriage was. Maybe they thought reaching out to her would help support her story or let her know she's not alone or some shit, kinda like when someone accuses a celebrity of sexual assault and then ten other women come out and say they were sexually assaulted too.

Tess's alleged reaction is interesting. Maybe she's pissed because if Nick abused someone else then her experience isn't special.

Tess didn’t give a fuck because Nick’s alleged behaviour in Brisbane doesn’t benefit her in any way, beyond “oh see how bad a person he is, I told you so!”

Sure, Tess loves any confirmation that her ex is awful, but she demands to be the victim in the spotlight. She was hurt by this evil man who hurt others as well, but she was hurt THE MOST.

Plus I bet it’s just SEEEEETHING her that this girl was like “right, yer man has a history of going after BIG FAT WOMEN around here.” Makes it clear he only got with Tess because she was also a big fat woman...which, no matter how much she trumpets it for woke cred, still fucking burns her up. She wants the world to think handsome, suave millionaire playboys want her, not skeevy fat fetishists.

Guarantee you if that woman had contacted her and said, “Nick seduced a bunch of gorgeous models round here,” she might have mentioned it, just to prove that she’s in the same company.

Then again, that means Nick is getting laid a lot without having to sit on sheetcakes. Her narc jealousy is palpable.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Amanda Lepore lips. Keep stuffing more filler in there, Tess, and you'll out-drag the drag queens.

Plus I bet it’s just SEEEEETHING her that this girl was like “right, yer man has a history of going after BIG FAT WOMEN around here.” Makes it clear he only got with Tess because she was also a big fat woman...which, no matter how much she trumpets it for woke cred, still fucking burns her up. She wants the world to think handsome, suave millionaire playboys want her, not skeevy fat fetishists.

Originally Tess tried to play Nick up like a sophisticated international top bachelor, not a broke hobosexual fattie-chaser. The fact that he's living with his parents while chasing every hippo in his city isn't flattering to Tess.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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Fits nicely with the story of the guy who saw Nick and Tess walking up the road to the Hollywood sign. And she was reported to have been whining, bitching and moaning to no end as well.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

These stories are hilarious! I hope to hear more of them!

 

[John Milton]

I wonder if Tess threw those tantrums on set too. Like every time an outfit didn't fit her or if she needed to use high heels and couldn't walk in them, etc.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I wonder if Tess threw those tantrums on set too. Like every time an outfit didn't fit her or if she needed to use high heels and couldn't walk in them, etc.

Won’t be surprised tho, considering lots of companies doesn’t call Tess back for another project

 

[unwieldy_object]

I wonder if Tess threw those tantrums on set too. Like every time an outfit didn't fit her or if she needed to use high heels and couldn't walk in them, etc.

Wouldn't surprise me one bit seeing how she treats the staff involved in professional photoshoots.
I can't be arsed to go through the tread to find it, but there's "behind the scenes" clips of her when she acts like the full-blood bitch she is being rude and nasty.

 

[Water-T]

Tess keeps going on about how abusive and toxic the marriage was. Maybe they thought reaching out to her would help support her story or let her know she's not alone or some shit, kinda like when someone accuses a celebrity of sexual assault and then ten other women come out and say they were sexually assaulted too.

Tess's alleged reaction is interesting. Maybe she's pissed because if Nick abused someone else then her experience isn't special.

Tess is assmad because she doesn't want her thunder stolen. You'd think an actual victim would be glad that others are coming forward and willing to support her story, but we all know that Tess is only a victim of being stupid enough to fall for Nick, marry him, and let him knock her up.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Was it this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iM0jP-6YIM

Wouldn't surprise me one bit seeing how she treats the staff involved in professional photoshoots.
I can't be arsed to go through the tread to find it, but there's "behind the scenes" clips of her when she acts like the full-blood bitch she is being rude and nasty.