DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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My opinion tends to oscillate between "The grift never ends, Phil will die as a full-time streamer" and "There's no way this is sustainable in the long run, he depends too much on too few people".

Frankly, I have no idea what the future holds for Phil. Maybe retards like OIC will keep appearing and picking up the position of cuck-in-chief. Or maybe the well will actually dry up and he'll cry for help and there'll only be people laughing at him in his chat.

Regardless of what happens, one thing's for sure: I don't envy Phil's position at all. His livelihood is entirely reliant on some stupid people keeping their stupidity for as long as he's alive. He will die and be entirely forgotten almost immediately, except for the few times when some friends are talking about their biggest failures in life and one of them says:

"Hey, at least you're not Darksydephil".

I vacillate between him plodding on until the massive septuple heart attack or choking on a triple decker bacon wrapped turkey cheeseburger. Can't really see why inherently the paypigs couldn't keep being replaced indefinitely. I thought it was ridiculous yet here we are 8 years later. I suppose it is theoretically possible things could dry up. Most likely if tractors lose interest and stop advertising him. But even then, you can cling on like spoony on dregs.

If it came to pass I doubt he's going to see the inside of a cardboard box like he likes to imply and some hope. Most likely he'll slide into another grift. maybe disability or insurance fraud. Or it is possible he'll stop if he finds an even easier scam or wins the lotto.

The thing that I really find unlikely is him ever assuming any gainful employment or job that benefits society. If he appears to, then he will likely be fired or has found another way to leech off it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

As usual, Phil is about as honest as a used car salesman. He can only do his self-righteous shtick again for so long before his need to gloat resurfaces.

Yup, I bet he's gonna mention it on tomorrow's preschtreem and gloat about it, most likely after a drawn-out begging segment. Phil is so predictable now you could set your watch to him. But since it's Read the Farms Tuesday he'll see this and decide to shit on CDPR getting hacked BEFORE the drawn-out begging segment.

Heya, Dave! Hope you're enjoying the photoshopped images I make!
I'm not very good with it, but I'm still better than all of your wheelchairs combined.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phillup has the libido (and sex appeal) of a brick wall. No way he's ever having sex again, except maybe if he's held at gunpoint.

idk Brazy seems like the type to suck a limp dick and make the best of it for any denomination of paper money, and Phil would probably pay just to feel wanted.

Feels reacts only.

 

[Iron Father]

Forget his defunct libido, DSP physically could not have sex other than to just lay there while a woman does everything, if he even wanted to. He's a cripple.

 

[Pargon]

Forget his defunct libido, DSP physically could not have sex other than to just lay there while a woman does everything, if he even wanted to. He's a cripple.

I daresay he'd be much more energetic when presented with a greased, hairy man ass.

 

[YokuNama]

Phil argues with people on Twitter who aren't gullible idiots. TAKE 1093:

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Phil argues with people on Twitter who aren't gullible idiots. TAKE 1093:

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Taking financial advice from Phil would be like taking weight-loss advice from Jordie Jordan.

 

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Phil argues with people on Twitter who aren't gullible idiots. TAKE 1093:

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I'd like someone to acks Phil what part of the tweet is not verifiably true even by his own admission.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He always gets ultra toxic on twitter on his day off and then has the gall to complain about the trolls not even leaving him alone on his day off.

The Pigroach cries out in pain as he LiMBs you

 

[Iron Father]

I daresay he'd be much more energetic when presented with a greased, hairy man ass.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Phillup has the libido (and sex appeal) of a brick wall. No way he's ever having sex again, except maybe if he's held at gunpoint.

I have a theory that Phil actually has a sex drive but Kat wont put out because he's disgusting, which is why he gets weird about sexual related things in games.

 

[tzgnilki]

Phil argues with people on Twitter who aren't gullible idiots. TAKE 1093:

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Phil also tried to hide from taxes in WA by saying his youtube shit wasn't a business, lol

 

[DZoomer]

LMAO, Phil is on Twitter going on and on about how the WWE Champions meme is just based on "circumstantial evidence" and that the account is totally not his.

Just disregard the fact that his phone is linked to Line, an app almost never used within the US, but used within the game.

Just ignore the fact that the guy's account name was his Twitter handle.

Just ignore that Phil had more than 100k dollars in credit card debt and nothing to show for it.

Just ignore everything that makes sense and give Phil money, that's what a rational adult would do.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil is correct that Dale is being reckless collecting tips with Friends & Family, though. Would he face a felony? Probably not.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I have a theory that Phil actually has a sex drive but Kat wont put out because he's disgusting, which is why he gets weird about sexual related things in games.

More like Phil's interest in women is limited to keeping up appearances. It wasn't Panda he was thinking about when he pulled his pierogi on camera.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

LMAO, Phil is on Twitter going on and on about how the WWE Champions meme is just based on "circumstantial evidence" and that the account is totally not his.

Just disregard the fact that his phone is linked to Line, an app almost never used within the US, but used within the game.

Just ignore the fact that the guy's account name was his Twitter handle.

Just ignore that Phil had more than 100k dollars in credit card debt and nothing to show for it.

Just ignore everything that makes sense and give Phil money, that's what a rational adult would do.

Or the fact that the person with the account constantly logs in when Phil is offscreen, the level of dedication it would take to keep this going is absurd

also ignore the fact that this person who’s not DSP could easily hop into discord and talk to someone for 2 minutes to prove the arent Phil, but instead of doing that they would rather keep getting kicked out of guilds because of mistaken identity.

all of these things are very believable

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

LMAO, Phil is on Twitter going on and on about how the WWE Champions meme is just based on "circumstantial evidence" and that the account is totally not his.

And the thing about this "circumstancial evidence" is that there's absolutely no evidence being presented to refute it. Phil knows the website where the argument is being presented, he can come to the threads at any time. His fans can come to the threads at any time. But curiously they won't. Literally just "dude trust me"

 

[Nu11ptr]

I'd like to point out that the fat man's latest beg is pretty transparent.

"Guys I need munney for my bills. Now I'm not going to throw up a giant number because I'm proud that I don't have to do that anymore. Instead, what's going to happen is we must hit the tips goal both streams every day."

*Fast forward one week*

"WOW guys I just want to say that the positivity has been so great this last week I feel that vibe coming back. We're already at a 10 stream vest streak this is amazing we should keep it up!"

Dood is just trying to start a gimmick up again. Pathetic that he has no forward momentum unless he's bouncing along, tied behind a herd of wheelchairs.

I will say that vest streak 2 electric begaroo would be pretty great though. He knows this time that it will actually end at some point so his "well guys I guess this will be the end of the streak..." spiel may actually be tinged with legitimate desperation this time around.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil argues with people on Twitter who aren't gullible idiots. TAKE 1093:

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And as usual, when Phil decides to flex and gets his shit pushed in, he insults and (presumably) blocks the person because he's that insecure.

Also, is Phil really this stupid, or does he take his audience to be this gullible/stupid? Yes Phil, people really want to be known as "The Guy" on WWE Champions. Give it up and just admit that you're a gacha whore.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Boy Phil sure knows a lot about us, he knows for sure nobody called he was getting married, also anyone can figure out his bankruptcy and foreclosure, but if you did you’re toxic mentally ill people looking into his behind the scenes affairs