Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

stupid frog said:
She says it's a Twin Peaks time warp.
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So it's pie.

200 fucking dollars of pie.

Just eat the pie you uncultured fucking swine, why are you dragging David Lynch into this? Just because your life is the kind of horrowshow he'd make a movie about doesn't mean this is necessary.
 
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The 8 Of Spades said:
So it's pie.

200 fucking dollars of pie.

Just eat the pie you uncultured fucking swine, why are you dragging David Lynch into this? Just because your life is the kind of horrowshow he'd make a movie about doesn't mean this is necessary.
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she implied it would be more than pie. she bought a twin peaks cook book for 30$
 
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HIGHLIGHTS

- Mixes cookie dough with her hand
- Discusses buying prime rib, still doesn't have a utensil tray
- Just starts listing foods and smiling like a lunatic. Asiago. Bloody Maries. Red Curry sauce. Fresh strawberries. Rigatoni. Chicken from Farm Boy. All in the span of ten seconds.
- Peetz says fanfiction can help people learn how to write. Okay. Work.
 
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stupid frog said:
she implied it would be more than pie. she bought a twin peaks cook book for 30$
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The fact that she had to insinuate to people that it wasn't just pie, something a random shitposter pulled out the air to say as an insult, says more about her life than I ever could.

And she can imply all she'd like, she doesn't have the requisite skill or physical ability to do anything other than eat $200 worth of pie and no one believes she'll do anything but. We'll get to hear a story about how she was "making all these other things when her grandmother, no not the one in the hospital omg have I never mentioned my third grandmother? Well she had a medical emergency and I had to have peetz put on my socks and sho- HI MARISA so everything burned and I didn't take any pictures because I was so mad. No I can't show you it in the trash because I took it right out to the dumpster, that overflowing stuff is all new garbage and ANYWAYS here's 20 $10 pies I just got instead but I'm going to save some for peetz later because he's too busy for pie right now TEEHEE BEEZIN TO THE LIMIT! LIMMMIIITTT! TEEHEE IDOMYFOODBUCKETLUST oh this Boston creme pie is so yaknow CREAMY yaknow." but it'll be $200 of pie.
 
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Feelinsick said:
On the same live she informs us about being diagnosed with another diabetes related health issue, she bakes chocolate chip cookies containing a staggering amount of sugar that she'll eat all by herself.

If this is not a broadcasted suicide I don't know what it is.
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she really has been on a sweets kick lately, huh? Normally she just eats the same greasy salty shit she always eats. But she’s been really kicking it up with the candies and deserts lately. Maybe her doctor really did tell her she was diabetic and she’s doing her whole “fuck you I’ll spike my blood sugar if I want” thing she likes to do when people tell her no.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
Nobody is shadowbanned. As has been mentioned here before, YouTube only permits up to three notifications a day to be sent out. Notifications about community posts can only be sent once every three days..

So, if you post a post and then upload a couple of videos, and get a little peckish later in the day and need to do some livestreams for cheese money, nobody will get a notification. As usual, she is simply ignorant again, and making dumb assumptions without checking the facts (which took me 0.5 seconds to confirm, according to Google.) Most of her followers are too dumb to look it up themselves.

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How very interesting that at the beginning of the stream Clotso informed her audience that she "talked to, uhhh YouTube" today (and "the lady" was just "SOOO nice" you guyzz!!!) and was told that they don't shadowban people, and explained that "soo basically they only send out like three... notifications... from your channel... within a 24 hour period, sooo if I go live a bunch of times and then put 2 videos out, yaknow? I dunno. Who knows?!! Hee hee!".

Well I for one am totally convinced that she squeezed into her pink businesswoman blazer, phoned up YouTube and got directly to the bottom of this (after doing hours and hours of research for her upcoming timewarp vid, typing up her script for her Murder-Monday-Mukbang, studying her weekly Intuitive Eaiting chapters for her therapy and tidying up her room, naturally) because obviously she would never, ever come to Karen Farms to read what the mean ol' autistic incels say about her, and happen upon Dutchie's post yesterday about this very thing!

I love that our Professional YouTuber© who frequently and haughtily insists that "THIS IS MY JOB!" not only never bothered to look into this herself, but also obviously didn't really even understand the simple concepts @Dutch Courage outlined very clearly.

Looking forward to the recaps from you brave and wonderful Farmers who can soldier through this one. I made it around 10 min and I'm honestly not sure what's worse: the incessant saccharine HIII MARISSSAAA'S or her staunch refusal to get up and blow her goddamn nose.
 
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Mukb0nker$ said:
In case anyone was wondering, she assures us that she "shaved her pits for this"
I honestly have no idea how she was able to maneuver a razor in those doughy mass folds .
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I think the smart money is on Peetz shaving them for her. Mama Sarault is too busy taking care of her own mother to attend to the basic hygiene needs of her Pillsbury doughchild.

Look how proud she is of completing a basic task - fuck sake.

Edit: Ninja’d by @KimWexlerEsq2
 
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To every mong who claims Cuntal’s legs are skinny compared to the rest of her, fuck the fuck off. These give Amberlynn’s a run for their money.
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The 8 Of Spades said:
So it's pie.

200 fucking dollars of pie.

Just eat the pie you uncultured fucking swine, why are you dragging David Lynch into this? Just because your life is the kind of horrowshow he'd make a movie about doesn't mean this is necessary.
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i bet she won't have a decent cup of coffee to go with it.
 
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Ofelia said:
To every mong who claims Cuntal’s legs are skinny compared to the rest of her, fuck the fuck off. These give Amberlynn’s a run for their money.
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While horrifying to say the least I think in comparison her legs are much smaller plus she does not have those Michelin fat roll ankles like Amber. It is interesting though how much it looks like her lower legs seem to bow outward because of the size of her thighs.
 
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Feelinsick said:
Have you guys looked closely at Timbits footage in this live? The poor sweet cat is majorly obese and has a limp. It's honestly painful to watch and really sad. Peetz is obviously too busy jerking off to werewolves to manage his pet's food intake. Just disgusting and revolting to watch. Those two deserve eachother.
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Yeah that hurt to watch, Timbit is massively overweight and looks like she is having mobility problems just like you said. Those happy little chrips and her trilling are just adorable and depressing. She clearly wants social interaction. I'll say it now, Timbit is the best cat out of the 3.

Fuck these two assholes.
 
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For those trying to determine the date of the exercise video, note her chin pimple in the same spot as in the cookie-baking livestream.

Also, I can't screenshot right now, but at 9 minutes into "I can't believe I did this," one of the first videos she made after chopping off her hair, she turns her back on the camera and you can see how uneven and long it is in the back - plenty long enough for the ragged little ponytail in the exercise video.
 
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Petty_Crocker said:
The lives really expose so much about these two. Peetz being giddy the cookies bled together and telling her to eat them all at once. We can see exactly the issue here. Too much singing and dumb voices in this one. For someone who is so upset over grandma she seems very perky.
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They really are a pair. I don't even think either really likes the other all that much but they realize, even if only subconsciously, that they're weird as fuck and no one is likely to tolerate their weirdness so it's this or being alone.
 
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