DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

And his rants on WWE are all pointless, since almost no one believes him; his mods don't, his whales don't, his ironic and non-ironic viewers don't, the only ones who do are extremely stupid. This is definitely a call to arms for his whales, "look guys, those mean psychotic, mentally-ill trolls are at it again. If you want to show that so many more people like me, be sure to tip, preferably in big tips, so we can prove them wrong."

 

[David Davidson]

So let me get it straight:

• Has the same username/similar username in a gacha game
• Has the same typing mannerisms as DSP does in the guild discord
• Phil's phone number when used in Line comes back to TheyCallMeDSP
• The discord unique identifier matches between the guild discord TheyCallMeDSP and Darksydephil on Phil's private moderator discord
• Had to get a username change (Scopely even confirmed you can't do this) because he kept getting kicked out of guilds
• New username is beyond the allowable character limit for usernames
• Plays exclusively when Phil is not streaming/On break

This dude has Dream levels of luck when it comes to aligning his account accidentally with DSP... alternatively its DSP and he is just lying like he always does.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

"he was smart about"

DSP has never been smart about anything. It's just ridiculous luck rolls since birth and/or a lack of a just god.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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This video proves nothing:

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He's even insulting MoraMoria.

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Textbook gaslighting posts. "Everyone who doubts me is a loony and an idiot." I think that's all I need to say. Glad to see his Twitter debunk session is going as well as his debunk stream: no receipts, no proof, just denial while acting smug.

I wonder if this is how he would manipulate his parents when he'd get caught doing something bad? He seems to think it will work.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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This video proves nothing:

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He's even insulting MoraMoria.

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lol. I never knew there were clips of him admitting playing it. How did I miss that?

Anyone who wants to troll cheer Phil (which you should not do) should be asking this question. He said today on Twitter that the bankruptcy was all public, so apparently we're okay with that fact now, he clearly made the microtransactions statement publicly. There should be a clear succinct answer to "In what games are you spending on microtransactions?"

It's not going to enlighten absolute abortions like ThePastryarchy, but it'll likely get Phil good and angry. He knows it is the question that would sink the whole boat, and if there is an honest answer then it should be easy... but there is no possibly way he can respond. We see every game he plays and he hasn't made an in-game purchase in years. He actively rails against the practice, but said it was part of his business expenses in the months before the bankruptcy. It's a simple question that he can't risk answering. And it's better than the 100th "Tevin blacked Kat" troll cheer of the month.

Thinking about it, he really should be running with the SH narrative. He allegedly uses fake credit cards. Come on Phil, it's clear he is behind this. And you aren't above attacking game devs - Scopely is accepting fake credit cards! It's all so clear! You're a whistleblower buddy, go call Scopely out on Twitter for this. Wave that blue checkmark like a hefty penne. It's not like they made you any backroom deals to protect you in any of their games or anything, right?

Kind of weird that Phil went out of his way to mention that NotDSP was spending on the game 'legitimately' when there is really no reason for Phil to assume that. It's almost like he didn't want people floating this idea.

I roared at his claim that actual paperwork in existence is somehow a conspiracy theory.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Dude needs to lay off the mentally ill shit he slings at people, he just admitted a few days ago that he and his waaif destresses each other when she gets home from work.

They probably sit on opposite ends of the couch and just rocks back and forth before Phil just quietly leave to play his mobile gayms.

A truly stable household, the Burnells!

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Anyone who wants to troll cheer Phil (which you should not do) should be asking this question. He said today on Twitter that the bankruptcy was all public, so apparently we're okay with that fact now, he clearly made the microtransactions statement publicly. There should be a clear succinct answer to "In what games are you spending on microtransactions?"

It's not going to enlighten absolute abortions like ThePastryarchy, but it'll likely get Phil good and angry. He knows it is the question that would sink the whole boat, and if there is an honest answer then it should be easy... but there is no possibly way he can respond. We see every game he plays and he hasn't made an in-game purchase in years. He actively rails against the practice, but said it was part of his business expenses in the months before the bankruptcy. It's a simple question that he can't risk answering. And it's better than the 100th "Tevin blacked Kat" troll cheer of the month.

Thinking about it, he really should be running with the SH narrative. He allegedly uses fake credit cards. Come on Phil, it's clear he is behind this. And you aren't above attacking game devs - Scopely is accepting fake credit cards! It's all so clear! You're a whistleblower buddy, go call Scopely out on Twitter for this. Wave that blue checkmark like a hefty penne. It's not like they made you any backroom deals to protect you in any of their games or anything, right?

Kind of weird that Phil went out of his way to mention that NotDSP was spending on the game 'legitimately' when there is really no reason for Phil to assume that. It's almost like he didn't want people floating this idea.

His answer: THAT'S NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS.

 

[Alxmir23]

Yes, although Phil's s still need this directly spelled out for them.

Phil is openly, publicly, mentally abusing someone (a fan) by trying to gaslight them.

Why? Because Phil refuses to ever address how the owner of the WWE Champions Discord account had access to an original photo he took with his own phone to have been able to make their profile pic a zoomed out version of that photo that could only have been cropped differently with more information than the version Phil publicly posted on his Twitter if they had access to the original version Phil has stored.

Edit: Does Phil still use MoraMoria's Fan Art?

moramoria makes fan art? is that why phil doesnt ban the guy who constantly questions him on wwe?

 

[Full Race Replay]

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This is definitely the most obvious cult-like behavior of phil. he begs us for money because he claims he is going to go bankrupt but doesn't have the transparency to tell us where the money is actually going. This is only one of many red flags but should be one of the most telling to any sane potential paypiggies.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So let me get it straight:

• Has the same username/similar username in a gacha game
• Has the same typing mannerisms as DSP does in the guild discord
• Phil's phone number when used in Line comes back to TheyCallMeDSP
• The discord unique identifier matches between the guild discord TheyCallMeDSP and Darksydephil on Phil's private moderator discord
• Had to get a username change (Scopely even confirmed you can't do this) because he kept getting kicked out of guilds
• New username is beyond the allowable character limit for usernames
• Plays exclusively when Phil is not streaming/On break

This dude has Dream levels of luck when it comes to aligning his account accidentally with DSP... alternatively its DSP and he is just lying like he always does.

Also, NawtDSP refused to provide any evidence he was a different person, getting kicked out of several guilds as a result.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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I like how DSP is such a moron he even says that it's a "great question". Way to give the comment legitimacy DSP. Was this an attempt to seem reasonable and even-handed because following that up with "keep spinning your crazy stories until you finally fall off the deep end" sure throws that out the window.

You're right though DSP, it is a great question.

 

[YokuNama]

He just banned TJGamebox on twitch. Active in his chat now LMAO

Got up in the dead of the middle of the night to do it to.




DSP was going back and forth with people all fucking night last night. First with LTG and him "insulting him" about Phil's shitty tax advice:



Then it just snowballed from there into a full-fledged back and forth with fans and trolls alike all night while "doing his taxes" and "spending time with his wife":



And whats sad is all of this could be easily debunked if he's telling the truth. He will show emails of people who wronged him, he will show a Paypal account that is in the red, but when it comes to proving he didn't commit fraud and lie to the government, he won't be othered to show his phone on camera during his inevitable 3 hour prestream today.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

His answer: THAT'S NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS.

Mortgage on shit hole in Washington: $1,800
+"maintenance": $380
+Fees on the CT property: $400
= $2580 a month he needs just on those.
== $2150 once the CT property is gone. I think it's still up for debate as to whether he's going to pay back the $40k on that. Depends if they go by CT or Washington law. If it goes against him, he's finished.

If his Internet bill for 2 lines (he doesn't have 2 lines) is more than $120 a month then he's a Derrich. Car payment of $300 a month? It's a Camry he's scared to drive and could have got a decent run around for $3k. I think he said food was $400 a month. Medical was $200/month... that's all around $3,600/month.

Twitch gives him over $2250 a month. + Patreon at $190 (ha!). Say he gets a minimum of $50 a day (not a stream) on Twitch in begnations: $1200/month. Total minimum income of $3640/month (~$3200 @ 12% tax)

He gets more money from YouTube and bits, plus Khet. He also has more bills like electricity he has to take tax out of . If we don't factor in Scopely, the in/out is somewhat evenly matched. Though he makes a hell of a lot more than $50 a day in begnations.

The house is dragging him down, it's the Viagra can't afford and doesn't work. There are rooms he never uses and a garden which doesn't exist. The housing association people don't even let him have a basketball hoop. That's a prison. He stays there because he's famous and needs the super-futuristic, high-tech protection of a gate for which... we all know the combination to!

 

[Draventren]

I'm shocked at how something he said during the emergency stream seemed to go under everyone's radar that I picked up on. It's not the first time, but during the emergency stream on monday when he came in talking about his anxiety he started asking everyone to not be sarcastic or mean to him that day because while he usually has thick skin, he needs people to be nice to him today. If I didn't know better, I'd assume he was trying to get people to shit all over him so he could use that as grounds to ban. That hasn't ever been a requirement before to get banned in his chat, so I have to assume it's a genuine ask in which case, Phil, buddy, no one is required to be nice to you. Asking like that makes you look so pathetic, because you're not doing the thing that normal mature people do when they feel bad - asking family/friends/spouses to support them or help them through a tough time - you're asking your fucking stream chat.

It's mind boggling to me since it is so easy to play the sympathy angle by acting strong through it. Like coming on stream and saying that you had a bad night of sleep, but you were looking forward to the stream today so you'll be fucked if that'll stop you. Instead you choose the most bitch-made way to try and get people to be nice to you. I'd be embarrassed if it wasn't already par for the course.

That said, pretend internet friends I'm feeling sad. Give winners plz.

 

[actually]

Mortgage on shit hole in Washington: $1,800

That number includes the maintenance.

 

[Pargon]

Mortgage on shit hole in Washington: $1,800
+"maintenance": $380
+Fees on the CT property: $400
= $2580 a month he needs just on those.
== $2150 once the CT property is gone. I think it's still up for debate as to whether he's going to pay back the $40k on that. Depends if they go by CT or Washington law. If it goes against him, he's finished.

If his Internet bill for 2 lines (he doesn't have 2 lines) is more than $120 a month then he's a Derrich. Car payment of $300 a month? It's a Camry he's scared to drive and could have got a decent run around for $3k. I think he said food was $400 a month. Medical was $200/month... that's all around $3,600/month.

Twitch gives him over $2250 a month. + Patreon at $190 (ha!). Say he gets a minimum of $50 a day (not a stream) on Twitch in begnations: $1200/month. Total minimum income of $3640/month (~$3200 @ 12% tax)

He gets more money from YouTube and bits, plus Khet. He also has more bills like electricity he has to take tax out of . If we don't factor in Scopely, the in/out is somewhat evenly matched. Though he makes a hell of a lot more than $50 a day in begnations.

The house is dragging him down, it's the Viagra can't afford and doesn't work. There are rooms he never uses and a garden which doesn't exist. The housing association people don't even let him have a basketball hoop. That's a prison. He stays there because he's famous and needs the super-futuristic, high-tech protection of a gate for which... we all know the combination to!

It's his retarded lifestyle overall. He has to have a house that size in that type of neighborhood. He has to have the car he has. He has to buy the new consoles as soon as they come out. He has to buy every new game release as soon as it comes out regardless of when he'll play it. He has to buy only the food he likes. He has to have two internet lines. And on and on and on.

All this on top of a crippling, useless addiction with no end in sight and the fact that he does not pay to maintain anything. Not his vehicle, not his home, not his equipment, he has cut-rate medical insurance...I keep saying it but the first time something fails that he can't replace overnight, he will be fucked out of four figures minimum to fix it, assuming it can be fixed, and then we'll get to see whether he'll still log in to play Champions while he's waiting on a plumber to replace burst pipes or for the neurologist to call him back with CT results.

I'm excited to see how frequently his addiction will win out over an actual emergency.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He stays there because he's famous and needs the super-futuristic, high-tech protection of a gate for which... we all know the combination to!

Honestly it wouldn't take much to figure out how to torture him inside his own house.

I will admit I'm surprised nobody's even tried mailing him poop yet.

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[Pargon]

Honestly it wouldn't take much to figure out how to torture him inside his own house.

I will admit I'm surprised nobody's even tried mailing him poop yet.

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He's not worth any amount of money, time or effort to fuck with. All he deserves is coming into his chat, tagging him and saying "lol scamming faggot" before he bans you.

Or just post here. We're clearly under his skin and in his head and hiding in his closet at all times.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He's not worth any amount of money, time or effort to fuck with. All he deserves is coming into his chat, tagging him and saying "lol scamming faggot" before he bans you.

Or just post here. We're clearly under his skin and in his head and hiding in his closet at all times.

Oh I didn't say any of us, but we here on the farms are hardly the only people who watch him be a leech on society. One of the dumber people would be far more likely to send Phil a nice big box of elephant poop just to get a rage tweet.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Oh wow I agree with DSP here, the workings of his privately held business are none of my business either .... because I wouldn't give him any money for his company's income.

Now, if I was autistic enough to throw pennies at his feet online, then that wouldn't be the case at that point, but I'll never get to that juncture so I don't care about his sweatymanjpg withdrawal issues.

(My guess for why he and Kat had an arguement, she finally discovered the mobile game whaling and confronted him on the expenses, no proof of that though, just a hunch based on the statistical fact that the number one issues couples fight about in America is money issues.)