Unpopular opinions about food

[Team_RAMROD]

Unpopular Opinion: I like to put ketchup in my oatmeal

Sometimes, I like to put Pepsi in it as well.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Homemade cookies are best when chilled.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

White rice with ranch dressing is pretty good (just heat up the rice, add the ranch and there you go).

 

[XYZpdq]

I appreciate that you found out about ginger root and/or cilantro.
now please stop using it forever because you use way to fucking much of it and everything sucks

 

[AnOminous]

I appreciate that you found out about ginger root and/or cilantro.
now please stop using it forever because you use way to fucking much of it and everything sucks

People get enthusiastic like this about balsamic vinegar too.

 

[RollerGator]

The tuna melt is one of the greatest sandwiches of all time.

 

[Jazz never died!]

All steaks taste the same until you put salt and pepper on it than it still tastes the same but better.

 

[Ooomegah]

I'm Asian and I really don't care about rice. I'd take pasta over rice any day.

 

[Tour of Italy]

The only thing that Chik-fil-a does better than anyone else is their sausage breakfast burrito. Everything else on the menu is okay but better versions exist at other fast food joints.

Nothing they serve justifies a line of cars so long that it spills out on to the main road and every time I see it I think the world has gone insane.

 

[D_Tractor]

I make my tea or coffee in a french press, sometimes even doing that with teabags. I really like the bitter taste of coffee and I can't find a good substitute for it. I tried roasted dandelion root tea and roasted chicory, but it's just not the same.

Try lapsang souchong.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Try lapsang souchong.

I always called this the smokers tea. I love it especially if you serve with some smoked salmon sandwiches and then have some with lemon drizzle cake.

Otherwise:
Hellman's mayonnaise is shit. So vinegary.
No chicken product or food should be eaten with tomato ketchup
I do like ketchup with hotdogs
The inside bits of a tomato are actual tomato sperm and should never ever be consooomed
Skin on fries is not a thing. Fucking skin the potatoes properly lazy people
Sweet potato fries are never ever better and should never be accepted as a substitute let alone an upgrade
If you don't like anchovies then you don't like taste. If you want a ceasar salad dressing without anchovies or parmesan.... just have mayonnaise.

 

[Archeops]

The best way to cook Totino’s Pizza rolls is to bake them first, then flash-fry or pan-fry ‘em to get their shells nice and crispy.

...what? Baking or nuking them only makes those shells feel like you’re chewing a leathery pouch.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Let me sped brothers.

Going to restaurants is overrated. You can make something better yourself, at home, with basic ingredients, if you're even halfway not retarded and can follow a recipe with some nouse. Restaurants are more about the social aspect than the food. Paying extortionate amounts of money for 5-star restaurants? Maybe do it once to cross it out on the bucket list, but that's it. Pants-on-head-retarded.

I don't even like cooking really, living on a boring ass bodybuilding diet all year round. I'll occasionally make a roast dinner, pie, or do some baking, but I can really take it or leave it. People who just have to cook some elaborate meal every night, or hit restaurants 3 times a week are just filling some consumer black hole, or are they have no hobbies, fuck if I know.

Avocado tastes and has the texture of three day mouldy autism and diarrhoea.

Quinoa is for faggots.

Middle-of-the-road coffee tastes just as good as the high end shit. I've tried numerous examples of both, there's a negligible difference.

People who follow vegan diets are die-hard homosexuals and masochistic. Just drink some bleach and rid us of your existence pls

 

[EnemyStand]

Mustard was created by the Devil to make us miserable, bananas were created by Au Puch to make us suicidal, and hot dogs are best when there's nothing on them.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Welp. I'm going down in flames for this one- but I cannot eat Pop Tarts primarily due to the filling. Way too sweet for my palette, but I understand why people love them.

I just wish there was ONE single plain flavor with no filling for assholes like me. The crust frosting is perfectly fine.

 

[OrionBalls]

Reubens are awful only because of the thousand island dressing. Give me some good old whole grain mustard on that baby, instead. Same with Big Macs. If I want ketchup, mayo, and pickles on something, I don't need them all combined into one gross sauce. In fact, thousand island dressing ruins everything it touches.

 

[The Last Stand]

Indian food is disgusting. Too overbearing with spices and too heavy to digest. No, thank you.

Guess this counts. I do not like Indian food.

 

[KingofNothing]

I don't like french fries. I've had it from various restaurants and homemade and most of the time it's bland shit. The only one's I've consistently liked are the McDonald's fries

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Hostest cupcakes are too damn sweet and taste like chemicals. That is all.

 

[Hecate]

Hostest cupcakes are too damn sweet and taste like chemicals. That is all.

they always leave a chemical feeling texture on my tongue and teeth, it's the worst