Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%

  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%

  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%

  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%

  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Total voters
    224
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MeltyTW said:
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you are vastly overestimating how much ralph gets a night, i saw him receive one 5 dollar dono, some foreign currency dono that totaled a dollar, and two donos of another currency for 1 unit each dono of that currency. youtube then takes a fourth. some nights on trovo ive seen him make a literal nickel pre any cash out fees, you right now in serbia or wherever the fuck could literally make more going outside into the village square and picking up loose change in slav dollars
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I think he'll have a decent haul. By decent we're talking 20 maybe 30 bucks, but decent by modern killstream standards. I'm rather excited for the show tonight, Ralph makes the best decisions when he's smug after all.
 
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Gunt's gonna be extra squealy and dolphining like Flipper being raped in the blowhole.

Gaydur's soyhole will be up at least a half octave while gloating for his daddy.

Spedski will come on and be making that weird pig noise when he laughs.

I'm going to recommend you use a pitch shifter on your stream tonight, should OBS allow that.
 
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It probably went like this:

Prosecutor: "You're being charged with revenge porn. What do you have to say for yourself? And please refrain from oinking."
Gunt: slurring "I was hacked."
Prosecutor: "Well, we don't want to waste the time and money it'll take to get logs from Instagram to prove that's bullshit since it's bullshit white trash drama anyway, so, fuck it, we'll drop it for now. But you better keep your nose clean or it's coming back. By the way you have something brown on your nose."
Gunt: snifffff "CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT MOTHERFUCKERS!" pill rattle
Judge: "Ms Upton, tell your client to keep his mouth shut or I will charge him with contempt of court."
 
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Sam Losco said:
It probably went like this:

Prosecutor: "You're being charged with revenge porn. What do you have to say for yourself? And please refrain from oinking."
Gunt: slurring "I was hacked."
Prosecutor: "Well, we don't want to waste the time and money it'll take to get logs from Instagram to prove that's bullshit since it's bullshit white trash drama anyway, so, fuck it, we'll drop it for now. But you better keep your nose clean or it's coming back. By the way you have something brown on your nose."
Gunt: snifffff "CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT MOTHERFUCKERS!" pill rattle
Judge: "Ms Upton, tell your client to keep his mouth shut or I will charge him with contempt of court."
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Witnesses said he exited the courtroom screaming "LET'S GOOOOO"
 
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Noproblemo said:
Can't wait for tonight's Josh lore stream, sounds epic. And until Ralph does something funny again, refrain from posting cringy fanfic about how he totally got owned in the court room.
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I'm just looking forward to the next arc. There's so many fun possibilities too. Will Ralph have a heart attack on stream, will May leave and start giving us tales from the gunt, will he anger lord beetus and get a festering wound, will one of his sped friends turn on him again, maybe a bankruptcy saga like DSP? Who knows?

Whatever it is it'll be extra retarded and I'll enjoy it.
 
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Noproblemo said:
Can't wait for tonight's Josh lore stream, sounds epic. And until Ralph does something funny again, refrain from posting cringy fanfic about how he totally got owned in the court room.
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He owns himself on a daily basis better than anyone here ever could. He would be better off in prison at this point at least there he can't get ahold of any streaming equipment and further make an ass of himself.
 

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Haru Okumura said:
It's really interesting that he's suddenly found a reason to go to the Vickers' home state of California mere days after this case was put on hold.

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Oof, that’s a yikes from me chief. First thing he does after getting off probation is to fly to the state of his baby momma...... concerning.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
It's really interesting that he's suddenly found a reason to go to the Vickers' home state of California mere days after this case was put on hold.

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I dare anyone to read this tweet out loud to someone you care about with a bit of emphasis on the last part and leave out all context.
 
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Daddy Dax giving Reethan a platform to do a victory lap. Guaranteed extended segment bitching about the alawgs at the Karen Farms, and possibly some limpwristed concern trolling from Dax about how misguided he thinks Nool has been.

So business as usual.
 
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