Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I think when it comes to the Greeks and Rome itself we always run into this problem of what sources to disregard and what to take into account.

That is a problem, but for what it's worth I honestly don't think it was the booze-fueled orgy Livy said it was. To go back to my example, the fact Jack Chick claimed that Satanic cults were everywhere in America doesn't mean that they were.

 

[Emperor Julian]

If memory serves me rightly, the cult of Bacchus was more of a glorified drinking party than anything, most objections to it were on the basis that plebians and freedmen used it to mix with patricians or that it was Greek in origin, and Livy describing it as some sort of wild sex party is on the same level and should be taken as seriously as Jack Chick describing games of D+D as an excuse for Satanism.

A whole block of cheese?

Potentially yeah, naturally one of the issues with Roman History is trying to refine hyperbole and exageration, I've often wondered if Caligula was sane and was just a collosal prick who didnt know how to handle power

 

[NoReturn]

And now, history:

 

[RazorBackBacon]

From my reading, it's reasonable to draw a distinction between Bacchus, the Roman god of wine, and the Dionysus, Greek god of revelry. Both were gods, and had some sort of mystery cult surrounding them. But the Dionysian mysteries go back further, even into the myths recounted by Ovid, and involved passion plays and giant shroom trips even before mingling with Osiris. Bacchus, by comparison is a far flatter deity.

 

[EyelessMC]

This is all really great stuff and makes you think. Ultimately, though, what we can definitely be certain of above all else is that neither the worship of Dionysus nor Bacchus included the offering of a human hair and the left overs of McDonald's fried chicken by candle light.

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Where did you get this by the way? I haven't seen that kind of comic style in decades. Man that brings me way back.

Bacchus, by comparison is a far flatter deity.

Could be why they had to emphasize the orgies in his cult, to get more attention. Kind of reminds me of how Mormonism used to emphasize the sex aspect and polygamy.
Also the lack of Blacks, but obviously they had to rewrite that one over the decades.

I wonder what an actual Witchblr cult for Dionysus or Bacchus would look like. I imagine it being hyped up to no end but on the day of the meet-up it's a bunch of "witches" just chatting awkwardly over beers in a mostly empty rented venue before going back home to post more on Tumblr and talking about it like it was a rave.

 

[NoReturn]

This is all really great stuff and makes you think. Ultimately, though, what we can definitely be certain of above all else is that neither the worship of Dionysus nor Bacchus included the offering of a human hair and the left overs of McDonald's fried chicken by candle light.


Where did you get this by the way? I haven't seen that kind of comic style in decades. Man that brings me way back.


Could be why they had to emphasize the orgies in his cult, to get more attention. Kind of reminds me of how Mormonism used to emphasize the sex aspect and polygamy.
Also the lack of Blacks, but obviously they had to rewrite that one over the decades.

I wonder what an actual Witchblr cult for Dionysus or Bacchus would look like. I imagine it being hyped up to no end but on the day of the meet-up it's a bunch of "witches" just chatting awkwardly over beers in a mostly empty rented venue before going back home to post more on Tumblr and talking about it like it was a rave.

It's from Larry Gonick's History of the Universe Pt. 1

 

[Nazz]

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My source of infinite energy in my ~pLaCe oF pOwEr~ is a shitty LED fake salt lamp I bought off Amazon

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hey guys umm I don't know what to say but I'm having horny dreams about a guy who I used to be romantically/sexually interested in?? I think he's trying to astral ear-fuck me and I just need to know if there's a spell for that

 

[EnemyStand]

My source of infinite energy in my ~pLaCe oF pOwEr~ is a shitty LED fake salt lamp I bought off Amazon

hey guys umm I don't know what to say but I'm having horny dreams about a guy who I used to be romantically/sexually interested in?? I think he's trying to astral ear-fuck me and I just need to know if there's a spell for that

Actually, I know this one. It's called stop shoving crap in your cakehole right before bed. I used to have the same problem, and this spell totally worked!

 

[RazorBackBacon]

hey guys umm I don't know what to say but I'm having horny dreams about a guy who I used to be romantically/sexually interested in?? I think he's trying to astral ear-fuck me and I just need to know if there's a spell for that

And now I'm picturing your pfp with a cock in her ear so thanks for that visual.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

You know what's even better than Tumblr? The farms! Come party with us angie!

Spoiler: gettin crunk

Where did they even get this information from?!


It's not hard to brush your teeth and not eat a pound of sugar a day. This is one nasty ass hoe.


Put it up your butthole.


Half of these people's problems would be solved if they just didn't associate with other witches.


A cat? Rats in her house scuttling over the eggshells? Them crumbling? Did you really expect the eggshells to just stay there forever?


You know, now this post is making me wonder why more tumblrites don't worship Kronos. Why is it always Aphrodite?


You must have some very bruised nipples.


Emoji spell for Caravaggio worship:

Like to charge, molest little boys to cast!


Do these people have nothing better to do than debate the victim blame levels of a tumblr post for two paragraphs.

 

[NoReturn]

Where did they even get this information from?!

Put it up your butthole.

Ah~ Ze mysteries of ze ass-tral planes.

 

[Nazz]

Actually, I know this one. It's called stop shoving crap in your cakehole right before bed. I used to have the same problem, and this spell totally worked!

Ummm thats pretty cool and all but do you have that in like an emoji spell or somthing? Maybe like to make you feel sick when you crave cake before bed. Like to charge reblog to cast

And now I'm picturing your pfp with a cock in her ear so thanks for that visual.

Life has many holes, Ed-Boy!

 

[RazorBackBacon]

You know, now this post is making me wonder why more tumblrites don't worship Kronos. Why is it always Aphrodite?

Ah yes, larping as the Olympians. Surely nothing bad could come of having a little fun at the expense of one of the most petty and vindictive of ancient pantheons.

You must have some very bruised nipples.

Aphrodite is gonna haunt your dreams and call you a fatty.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Looks like no one worships the god of stupidity, Koalemos. How disappointing.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Where did they even get this information from?!

An alternate and cooler universe?

Now I'm wondering how you'd get to a point where witches are being hanged in Chicago. Perhaps if France had won the Seven Years' War and held on to its North American colonies or gained territory, and if the resounding defeat had led to a fifth Jacobite rising supported by France, putting Catholics on the English, French and Spanish thrones and leading to an era of absolute monarchism and the reintroduction of Catholic canon law, including ecclesiastical courts handing down capital punishment for witches?

That said, this is not the thread for discussing shitty alternate history so I'll stop here.

A cat? Rats in her house scuttling over the eggshells? Them crumbling? Did you really expect the eggshells to just stay there forever?

Or, and hear me out, she accidentally stepped on something she left by a door.

You know, now this post is making me wonder why more tumblrites don't worship Kronos. Why is it always Aphrodite?

Because Aphrodite is supposed to grant them a girlfriend-free boy or some shit.

Repeat after me:
Reactionary. Has. A. Specific. Meaning. And. Does. Not. Just. Mean. Anything. I. Dislike.

Do these people have nothing better to do than debate the victim blame levels of a tumblr post for two paragraphs.

Yes.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Repeat after me:
Reactionary. Has. A. Specific. Meaning. And. Does. Not. Just. Mean. Anything. I. Dislike.

Reactionary just means "people who oppose my communist bullshit".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Reactionary just means "people who oppose my communist bullshit".

Which gets incredibly silly when they call TERFs reactionary, without realising what the RF in that name stands for.

 

[NoReturn]

Which gets incredibly silly when they call TERFs reactionary, without realising what the RF in that name stands for.

I'd wager than over 90% of them don't even know what the "radical" part of "radical feminist" is referring to and think it just means "extremist".

 

[EnemyStand]

I'd wager than over 90% of them don't even know what the "radical" part of "radical feminist" is referring to and think it just means "extremist".

To be fair, I did too until I did more research and realized exactly what these women are. They scare me...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

To be fair, I did too until I did more research and realized exactly what these women are. They scare me...

Troons or TERF's?