DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[OverlySensitive]

I did literally 10 seconds of searching and found Comcast's business plans for his area

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If there's any truth to this $400/mo business internet nonsense he's paying hundreds more than he should to get the exact same speed, but have "~15" to "17+" devices connected at once. If DSP is genuinely paying that much I'd rather people think I spend that on delivery food while crying poor than they know how dumb I am.

Further disability claim proof.
Why does Phil not get on SSDI or something? He qualifies, why does he not just take the monthly check, and not off of his viewers? It's so mindboggling to me.

He could still do his beggary with the added bonus of another guaranteed monthly check. I mean he would pass the interview with flying colors any psychiatrist would sign the papers.

Phil should be on Medicaid and getting monthly disability checks (again and not off of his patrons/viewers). Kat could even claim childcare expenses for him and the like.

 

[marlintan]

Further disability claim proof.
Why does Phil not get on SSDI or something? He qualifies, why does he not just take the monthly check, and not off of his viewers? It's so mindboggling to me.

He could still do his beggary with the added bonus of another guaranteed monthly check. I mean he would pass the interview with flying colors any psychiatrist would sign the papers.

Phil should be on Medicaid and getting monthly disability checks (again and not off of his patrons/viewers). Kat could even claim childcare expenses for him and the like.

Mental illness is not close to qualifying for permanent disability, it takes actual factual physical trauma/damage that is observable on CT/CAT/MRI/Xray... ask me how I know.

He could get temporary disability for bi-polar or some bullshit like that, but, you would be required to have regular visits with a SSD doctor to verify that the problem continues to exist after medication treatment. Permanent disability has no such requirements, much like veterans that get 100% disability get payments for the rest of their life, spouses get survivor benifits and kids get benefits until 18.

He makes far too much for Medicaid, I'm trying to get on there and stop paying out of pocket, but, I make too much on unemployment LMAO.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Video game streamer hates playing video games, describes every feeling he gets from eating food, isn't a mukbang streamer. Very disappoint.

 

[RockHawk]

Damn, Dave must been pretty sauced up to the gills with liquid courage.
I've got my own headcanon that Dave was actually so drunk that he couldn't read anything Moria said, so he actually thinks it's gibberish.

Also, concerning the internet thing but isn't business class internet supposed to be for an actual business? (Haha, playing games isn't a business) But really. I thought it was intended for places of business where multiple people and multiple devices are connected to a network. Like, theoretically, couldn't I pay for a personal internet line that's roughly half the speed of Dave's business line but get the same kind DL/UL since business lines are intended for a myriad of connections? I guess I never really delved into the retardation that is Dave's business class internet.
Anyone know if he could get or currently has fiber in his area?

Business class and residential class internet are, by and large, the same service. The cost difference (at least with Spectrum internet) comes from tech support. If a residential line goes down, a technician appointment is guaranteed within 48 hours. Business class, on the other hand, guarantees a 4 hour turnaround time on getting someone out to work on it. With business internet, you pay to minimize the business lost from equipment failure.

DSP, as usual, sees 'business class internet' and assumes its faster because its more expensive.

 

[Keefer]

Further disability claim proof.
Why does Phil not get on SSDI or something? He qualifies, why does he not just take the monthly check, and not off of his viewers? It's so mindboggling to me.

He could still do his beggary with the added bonus of another guaranteed monthly check. I mean he would pass the interview with flying colors any psychiatrist would sign the papers.

Phil should be on Medicaid and getting monthly disability checks (again and not off of his patrons/viewers). Kat could even claim childcare expenses for him and the like.

Disability would only get him around $1200 a month. And you are severely limited on how much extra income you can earn and still be eligible. He couldn't do both.

 

[marlintan]

Disability would only get him around $1200 a month. And you are severely limited on how much extra income you can earn and still be eligible. He couldn't do both.

Disability would net him what he put into it from actually working a real job (LMAO) so your estimate is on the high side; he could get money from SSI and Medicaid if he didn't wrangle all those sweet tard bucks.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Disability would only get him around $1200 a month. And you are severely limited on how much extra income you can earn and still be eligible. He couldn't do both.

This fuck could be on disability and still pulling in 100k a year and completely get away with it after 1500 autists email the Social Security Administration daily with clips of Phil masturbating and everyone in the office adds the word "Burnell" to their spam filter.

 

[Forbidden Math]

The addiction segment specifically starts at 1:53:00.

Unfortunately he did not go quite as toxic about it this morning as we had hoped, but seeing him tweeting about it during gin hours I guess makes up for it.

@Nigel of Ukip in case you don't want to watch through all this bullshit here's your segment.

The whole WWE Champions section is pretty great.

 

[Gramh]

If DSP were a smart person and wanted to get disability, he could do something like what Null suggested for Chris. Get on disability, create an LLC corporation Burnell Productions or whatever autistic jerkoff name he wants, make sure all the pahsitive khantributions go to a bank account held by the LLC and pay himself under the amount that disability caps earned salary at. I'm not a super knowledgeable tax attorney but he could possibly even switch ownership of his home to his LLC and not even have to tap into his tardbux to pay for things like his mortgage and business class internet which would go through the LLC (I am prepared to take my dumbs for this not being legal, but considering what I've seen let go as far as what corporations are allowed to do I wouldn't be surprised either way).

 

[Iron Hamster]

"The essentials come first" (i.e. before the new (old) super mario game)

"Your tips help me pay for groceries, bills, and the one day a week I eat out with my wife."

You heard it here first, eating out is an essential.

Also jesus fucking Christ he is snorting up a storm and throat clearing like crazy.

That's how you know he thinks he's doing his best lying.

 

[hundredthousand]

That's how you know he thinks he's doing his best lying.

And also when he goes bug-eyed and his eyes start darting all around the game. It almost always happens when he addresses "conspiracy theories" or money problems.

 

[Salubrious]

I like that because the PSN Network is down, he cannot play a different game. Instead, we get a "Just Chatting" segment instead.

Both as a testament to his pinwheel schedule and his hatred of actually playing games.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I like that because the PSN Network is down, he cannot play a different game. Instead, we get a "Just Chatting" segment instead.

Both as a testament to his pinwheel schedule and his hatred of actually playing games.

Same shit happened when I believe he had to reinstall PUBG. Dude refused to play any other game while it was being installed just to show this man hates playing games.

Hell he could have continued playing AC: Valhalla and finish that up.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

@Nigel of Ukip in case you don't want to watch through all this bullshit here's your segment.

The whole WWE Champions section is pretty great.

Cheers mate, needed to catch up on that.
The vest part is well bloody long. Blows my mind how much money he got out of that god awful gimmick.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fil wishes he could take up permanent residence at Ram Ranch

 

[OverlySensitive]

Disability would only get him around $1200 a month. And you are severely limited on how much extra income you can earn and still be eligible. He couldn't do both.

He could and he would probably get away with it...as it stands does he really claim all his donated funds/items in taxes? The only thing he would lose out on is the write-offs for his business but Kat could double down on care expenses etc and it would level roughly I think anyways

Edit: forgot this, my oops

Mental illness is not close to qualifying for permanent disability,

Yes, it does. It is person dependent obviously and the mental illness but Phil has a lot of problems he would get it with them all compiled.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

He could and he would probably get away with it...as it stands does he really claim all his donated funds/items in taxes? The only thing he would lose out on is the write-offs for his business but Kat could double down on care expenses etc and it would level roughly I think anyways

Edit: forgot this, my oops

Yes, it does. It is person dependent obviously and the mental illness but Phil has a lot of problems he would get it with them all compiled.

Narcissistic personality disorder does not qualify as a disability.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

SSI autist here, disability would be tough for Phil to get after making so much money in his life. He'd have to get a diagnosis first, and we know he's barely been to doctors in his life. I doubt Phil has anything like autism or some severely inhibiting condition that wouldn't allow him to work.. narcissism isn't enough.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Wow. The $260 from Monday has been rounded down to $200. He absolutely needs $200 today or "that's it for Mario"

 

[Piece of Peace]

So uh... does this count as feigning distress yet Twitch?