DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Bored Euro Trash]

Phil is a cripple.

He would only have to hire a financier to look over his finances for a brief minute to have them declare him financially disabled.

 

[Gramh]

When Phil plays multiplayer games....does he know that he's playing against actual human beings? Watching hid COD play and he's constantly confused about why people can maneuver around a map and he has to be able to see them on screen for them to see him.

 

[Salubrious]

Ok, catch me up on this. Why is DSP making it contingient on making the tips goals "to pay bills" in order to play Super Mario World on Friday?

I mean, I know WHY he's doing it, but has he given any explanation as to why he can't do it if a whale just donates him $60 in Nintendo credits?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Ok, catch me up on this. Why is DSP making it contingient on making the tips goals "to pay bills" in order to play Super Mario World on Friday?

I mean, I know WHY he's doing it, but has he given any explanation as to why he can't do it if a whale just donates him $60 in Nintendo credits?

It's okay to not pay taxes for a few years but if you're late paying your internet bill by 1 day they shut that shit off immediately.

 

[Salubrious]

It's okay to not pay taxes for a few years but if you're late paying your internet bill by 1 day they shut that shit off immediately.

Huh, that's weird. It's almost like DSP is lying. Half of the cable/internet bills I've ever seen literally have the late charge ON the bill itself if you can't pay on time.

Nah, must just be my imagination.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

if you're late paying your internet bill by 1 day they shut that shit off immediately.

I would be over the fucking moon if Tubbo's internet got BTFO'd. For any reason. Hilarity could only ensue.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

He's 38 years old, playing video games, crying for money, sitting in a small room talking to himself, and laughing at some of the dumbest most immature shit. He sums up a lot of whats wrong in this (U.S.) country today. Im embarrassed..

 

[Salubrious]

The best part is that if we pretend DSP isn't lying (I know hear me out), any logical human being would call up all of these "billing companies" and say "hello, my name is Phil Burnell, I get paid once per month every month on the 15th, could we please set the due date every month to the 20th?" Almost every legit bill company would probably do that for him, because all they want is their money.

I remember once vaguely a few years back someone told him to do that and we got the classic "it's impossible" response.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Someone specifically asked him "If you hit the tips goals will you buy both mario and divinity?"
He says "Yes I'll be able to buy Mario." and conveniently ignores the divinity part.
DIVINITY IS NEVER HAPPENING. GG PAYPIGS.

He's crazy tonight. Only 15/100, an hour left (OT tonight probably). Clowning it up, eyes bugged darting left and right.

He got another 5k cheer, so another 50 dollars but again it's not a tip so he doesn't care.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil claims he needs to finish AC Valhalla before divinity.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I Iemember once vaguely a few years back someone told him to do that and we got the classic "it's impossible" response.

"There was nothing I could do" He's such a blatant liar. He looks like a fucking addict trying to explain this lie and why he cant do it. Relevant timestamp is 1:16:12 - 1:16:39

Edit: Can anyone tell me how I get it to start at the timestamp when I copy and paste the URL?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Someone specifically asked him "If you hit the tips goals will you buy both mario and divinity?"
He says "Yes I'll be able to buy Mario." and conveniently ignores the divinity part.
DIVINITY IS NEVER HAPPENING. GG PAYPIGS.

He's crazy tonight. Only 15/100, an hour left (OT tonight probably). Clowning it up, eyes bugged darting left and right.

I would love to see him fail to hit the tips goal, yet still buy and play Mario anyway just to stall Divinity even harder. He could even try and put a saintly "I know how much you guys were hoping to see me play Mario World, so I made an exception!" spin on it

 

[tzgnilki]

"There was nothing I could do" He's such a blatant liar. He looks like a fucking addict trying to explain this lie and why he cant do it. Relevant timestamp is 1:16:12 - 1:16:39

Edit: Can anyone tell me how I get it to start at the timestamp when I copy and paste the URL?

add this to the URL

&t=1m45s

1:16:12 would be https://youtu.be/Phwj1Af-p5o?t=4572

Spoiler: or can do this

in my browser I can click share, and it will auto generate a custom italian timestamp

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I would love to see him fail to hit the tips goal, yet still buy and play Mario anyway just to stall Divinity even harder. He could even try and put a saintly "I know how much you guys were hoping to see me play Mario World, so I made an exception!" spin on it

When he gets around to playing Divinity, he will either have his chat handhold him throughout the entire game or choose easy. Probably both now that I am thinking about it.

 

[Watamelon]

101$ dollar tip.

Oh well lmao

 

[Salubrious]

"There was nothing I could do" He's such a blatant liar. He looks like a fucking addict trying to explain this lie and why he cant do it. Relevant timestamp is 1:16:12 - 1:16:39

Edit: Can anyone tell me how I get it to start at the timestamp when I copy and paste the URL?

1) I liked how he phrased it as "all my debts" and not "all my bills."

2) Even if we assume he's telling the truth, this would have gone into effect March 2019. So what is his problem now?

3) Any rational human being that has all of these random ass bills on all these random ass days would just put them all to autopay on a credit card and then pay off the credit card on the 15th. That's how actual adults would do it. As we have discussed, DSP probably has credit card companies beating down his door now because he cannot discharge the debt for at least 7 more years. But if DSP was capable of even that much money management, he wouldn't have had to declare bankruptcy.

I must remember my rule to not just say "if they didn't do lolcow behavior then they would be okay." That's true, but then they wouldn't be lolcows in the first place.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just checked his phone.
Nochalantly announced he received a $101 tip.
Clearly this was arranged because he wasn't remotely surprised, didn't even really thank the guy even though he is supposedly desperate.

Is not updating the leaderboard until after the current match. He has $136 in tips and the board reads $35. Absolute scam.
This not updating the leaderboard to bait more tips is getting beyond scummy with this one. It's indefensible to get a $100 tip and leave it unacknowledged for 10 minutes.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

When he gets around to playing Divinity, he will either have his chat handhold him throughout the entire game or choose easy. Probably both now that I am thinking about it.

He's gonna play it on gaming journalist difficulty and still get so frustrated and whiny that he'll wage quit it within a week. Bet. Even if he puts it on easy he's going to spend so much time save scumming and watching his team get wiped that it's gonna be sent to banworld faster than Jasper.

 

[tzgnilki]

He's gonna play it on gaming journalist difficulty and still get so frustrated and whiny that he'll wage quit it within a week. Bet. Even if he puts it on easy he's going to spend so much time save scumming and watching his team get wiped that it's gonna be sent to banworld faster than Jasper.

it'll be full of handholding, save states and snail paced progress because he will be busy arguing with wheelchair symbols and reading money

it won't last long on the day stream so it'll be banished to the second stream to suffer a long, painful death

if he played it on hard mode, with perma death, then it might actually be worth watching

 

[Watamelon]

5k bits and 101.25$ from the same person.

You would figure someone would've already sucked all of these whales dry long before they met Phil.

Ten minutes ago, he was saying he "removed the tip ban". Now, he's "refunding" someone 6$ because it's risky for him. What?